Latest Purchase Thread

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Junkie scum. 

You look like a junkie.

[alscotoz]

13 hours ago, Parklife said:

Seen this in the related products line

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Margret-Thatcher-is-still-dead-by-Jourys/69663178.7KE4Y?ref=product-title

and went for that  

Couldn't wear that. The thought of having that next to my skin makes it crawl.

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You look like a malnourished pygmy. 

I'm actually know what you look like though. It's not pretty.

[maryhilldon]

More gobbledygook. Goodnight Spud.

[dazzy_deff]

Day/night blind for the living room.

Roman blind for the upstairs landing window. 

Can't contain the bloody excitement. 

[Parklife]

Just get a cheap pair of headphones. 

You're nae Dr Dre knocking up beats and needing to make sure you don't hear a single bit of distortion. 

[Bluto10]

53 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Noise cancellation good for work travel though

shouldn’t be using headphones when driving your vectra imo

[Bluto10]

blue suede sambas

 

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

blue suede sambas

 

Love elvis

[Zeus]

Flights to ALC

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Thanks all, especially Bluto, such a funny guy

You make him look like the reincarnation of Sean Lock. 

[Poodler]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Love Marc Cohn 

A contender for the worst song thread

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

5 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

blue suede sambas

 

Love Marc Cohn 

[Zeus]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Probably

Nae if you wear them.

 

Hahaha 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Dad said:

Oh aye forgot to mention; I bought 3 packages of choccy pops there at Morrisons - reduced to 60 fucking pence ? 

Checked the date - September 2022 ? 

 

Happy Christmas a wee bitty early for Dad ?

I pity the kids who unsuspectingly accept the bait. 

[Zeus]

9 hours ago, Dad said:

Good one 

How do you feel he's handled the Considine situation?

[BrianFaePerth]

You after an Assistant Shitty Sheet Washer role pater?

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You after an Assistant Shitty Sheet Washer role pater?

Assistant TO the Shitty Sheet Washer

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Oh aye here son - how's business these days? Is your neck of the woods a hotbed for employment?

If you want a job in hospitality or to rip folk off as a tradesman then aye.

Better to run a tourism business yourself however. 

[Redforever86]

17 minutes ago, Dad said:

DWT summat you think cunts'll like?

 

You cannot be serious. 

 

LJMcE

[Misers Hill]

?

[BrianFaePerth]

Leading edge misers. Make sure to pick up some scart cables too

[BrianFaePerth]

Grainy black and white images of a hairy arse and empty cans of Zubr on the bedside table

[dazzy_deff]

T-shirt (Nike). 

[dazzy_deff]

10 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

You a basketball player Dazzy

At my height, not in the slightest. 

Are Nike t shirts heavily linked with basketball players?

[dazzy_deff]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He likes sticking it in the hoop for sure. 

Good one Brizo...sorry Hanzo.

[Ke1t]

Was quite interested in pre-ordering a copy of Shane MacGowan's 'The Eternal Buzz and the Crock of Gold', available in June I think it is. 

Five grand, though, for what is essentially a book of random doodles by said drunken Irishman. 

I think I'll give it a miss... mebbes pick it up on sale for a tenner. 

[Dad]

Just having a wee bit of breakfast there the now: sausage, hash brown, with a cheeky poacher on the side. 

The former two ingredients done in the air fryer - off the page obviously...but now I've a liner in the bottom of it constructed from greasy proof paper, purchased from China via bezos - that's the fucking stuff ? 

No clean up to speak of other than a short wait for cool down, then a wee life out with tongs and straight in the fucking garbage cannister ? 

 

A game changer sure - about a fiver for a hundred ?

[Bluto10]

air fryer & g foremans

 

 

lol

[Dad]

You no got one Bluto son? An AF I'm meaning