Poodler Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Bet he was gutted when they walked in the room Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Hear. How the fuck did Forbes survive 10 Aberdeen winters on the streets? I've been there once and it was the coldest damn place I've ever known. I just wanted to curl up in to a ball and die. I smell shite with that story. Unless he was taken in by some other punter and he's ran away from them an all...... Smack withdrawal? Forbes is a true NE man. Stuck a middle claw up to his bent owner and fucked off to Ferriers which is probably one of the roughest areas in Aberdeen to pump skanks. You should try letting your cats out, cunts will be in Colombian forest within a week no matter how many dreamies you stick up your japper. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Shitting in a plastic tray of grit the highlight of the day for both of them. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 27 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors Ragdolls wouldn’t survive ootdoors. Just need to be held all the time. Pathetic cats. But bloody gorgeous aww Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Cos all I can think of is that hing from the never ending story 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it That's a weird looking thing. Almost looks like a bulldog and a collie or something. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it Don’t care. 2 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it Nevermind the dog, fit aboot the owners trainers/jeans/bumbag combo? A real fucking oddity Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Part bulldog part Mitchell brother. @Parklife @ConsiCanBoogie1903 some classic uk blackbeats from The Mitchell Brothers edit, written by this very underrated man Words and flow = great. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, Dad said: You should write poetry son Arsehole Piss the bed again? Fat, baldy cunt. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 On 9/19/2021 at 8:58 AM, Captain Caveman said: Folk that say their cat is house cat, no such thing as a house cat. Just utter cruelty to keep a cat locked indoors I agree however as hard as tried, I couldn't get my cats to operate the lift in the flats where I lived at the time we got them. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 13 hours ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it It's a mastiffs head. I reckon mastiff/fluffy mongrel cross. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 pretty light skin babies 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: pretty light skin babies ?? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Haha not even an edit, did LOL Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 13 hours ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it One of these is it not? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: One of these is it not? If that turned round and ate the kid stroking him then aye it’s one of those. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 14 hours ago, Poodler said: image ru not a cat, obviously, but fit kind of hybrid do you think this is? Seen it around AB25 loads recently, I’ll ask the owner next time though. Never seen anything like it Owner has black hands, wears a bum bag and wearing what can only be described as extremely dodgy footwear. Drug dealer. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Looks like a yardie, cut to fuck drugs and be staying as a cuckoo in some mongels flat, needs a tyre over his neck and set on fire. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Darkie with Down Syndrome, I reckon Probably shagged a Springer Spaniel and that was the creation. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Barry cat. Good at fisting homos Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 9/26/2021 at 12:47 AM, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Barry cat. Shit watch. Great in Viz Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Saturday afternoon visit to this champ GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 8 hours ago, shut up meg said: Great in Viz Did the robbers get caught? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Poodler said: Saturday afternoon visit to this champ GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress I've a big grey fur ball that visits me of a night when I'm out for a puff, it's the business but knotted to fuck, think I'll take it in and cut them out. Think it's boss cat in the area, gives me that knowing look. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Poodler said: Saturday afternoon visit to this champ GB, that one from Saturday is a Maine coon cross but doesn’t seem to be growing the big coat yet. Won’t come for a bosie, just attacks your hand from distance then runs away again. Work in progress Cat and bairn in the same hoose? DANGER! 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 A man of integrity would’ve said ‘Bloodbath’ Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Surely can't call shit coon nowadays? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: A man of integrity would’ve said ‘Bloodbath’ I'm no nurse but surely smothering doesn't cause a bloodbath? Link to comment
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