Cats...

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc.

Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy.

Avoid a mirror then. You're both bald and poofy you prick.

 

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[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, NEM said:

Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

[NEM]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent.

You’re going to look bent having a cat regardless how hairy it is 

[manboobs109]

Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time.

[shut up meg]

Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

[Guest milne_afc]

Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent).

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent).

They all are nowadays. It's the way of the world.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal.

If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens.

We've tried. No kittens and even over the phone I could tell they weren't impressed we have a dog.

[NEM]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time.

You need to get that shite nipped in the bud - he’ll be asking for puberty blockers next ffs ?

[1903Fitba]

We’ve got a Bengal cross, shortish fur and quite small. Absolute mental thing.
 

Think she cost about £50 from some alcoholic woman. 

[maryhilldon]

29 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? 

Get a tortoise,  wee cunts will outlive yous all so no dramas when they die. 

[Don Fonte]

35 minutes ago, NEM said:

You need to get that shite nipped in the bud - he’ll be asking for puberty blockers next ffs ?

@manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

@manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear.

Poor parenting. 

[maryhilldon]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Rocket?

^ obsessed 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You don't understand. 

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[Poodler]

Just having a stroll beside Hamilton place and here’s twa cats on the same street with three legs, both straight over the road for belly rubs. Bloody love cats that do that .

[maryhilldon]

On the swedgers? 

[manboobs109]

12 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

@manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear.

I think the phrase is transgender.

Sounds like the wife has arranged going to see a kitten tomorrow.

[Betty Swallicks]

9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Just having a stroll beside Hamilton place and here’s twa cats on the same street with three legs, both straight over the road for belly rubs. Bloody love cats that do that .

That'll explain the missing legs.

9 lives but only 4 legs, shite last 5 lives coming up for that pair. 

 

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? potential new thread . “ what do you imagine other hat posters wives look like ?”

or “ have you ever had a chug thinking about another poster and his Mrs going at it?”

Ha that be an utter farce as I doubt anyone is going to say I think such and such’s wife looks like a 10 / 10 supermodel. Would just end up being a complete thread of who can come up with the most abusive thing to say about a bird ! ?

[Fridge]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

And the problem with that ? ?

Ha! Well for the record I think your wife looks like a more repulsive fatter version of Micheal Mols wife. ?

[Dons79]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I was very balanced by the way in my guess at @manboobs109 Mrs.

Mrs Fridge - a woman constantly on edge . Still getting used to the idea that a simple trip to the shops for her husband can result in a phone call to her from ARI three hours later . Isn’t concerned about penis length but has an odd fetish for men with huge balls .

Mrs Henry - when visiting the mainland local people often remark on how similar Mr and Mrs H look . “ Ha, you could be brother and sister! “ they joke .  Also  amazes them when they find out Mrs H had the same maiden name as her married surname ! 

Fucking hell. ???

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? potential new thread . “ what do you imagine other hat posters wives look like ?”

or “ have you ever had a chug thinking about another poster and his Mrs going at it?”

There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin

the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened 

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-57999917
 

Mobs, get yourself down the local skips looking for a mog.

 

[The Buzzard]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin

the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened 

That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! ?

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-57999917
 

Mobs, get yourself down the local skips looking for a mog.

 

[spamspamspam]

22 hours ago, Roberto said:

Quite a lot of it gone on.

Ex Donstalkers who've pumped lassies from Donstalk.

Exes of hatters pumped hatters.

Hatters who've pumped hatters birds.

Ex hatters pumping ex female hatters.

Many DTers trying to pump a certain female DTer. (Harcus will remember her name, Edinburgh way).

AFC Chat created Tinder before it was even thought of. Bebo should be looking for a pay out.

Arent Bebo and tinder 2 completely different things?

[Dons79]

On 7/28/2021 at 3:54 PM, The Buzzard said:

That's quite a grenade being thrown in for a Wednesday afternoon! ?

How did it get from cats to hatters pumping other hatters wimmen ??

quite the leap

[Redforever86]

Oh I’d rather shag a cat than Mrs Greys

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I had my wee guy in the vets today for surgery. 

I burst out crying, in my home, when the vet told me he could die if he didn't get the surgery.

He's fine now.  A bloody difficult day I tell thee.

Terrific wee fluffy friends.  

You should get your cat, Moobs. 

When a cat is in the room that's a peaceful place to be. 

You need to stop shagging it up the arse you sick bastard.