looksgoodinred Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 nah, ye need tae fit in some hooring in a' see that's what i thought might be involved, particularly given all the drinking. in which case, are you not taking a distinct chance with your future nuptials by not only hooring, but hooring with friends (who always have loose lips at some point), and possibly pictures being taken of you hooring, and getting seen by the future bride? before or after the wedding? seems a no-win to me. but each to their own. Link to comment
tup Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 i'm curious.. just what do you DO for four days on a stagger? you can't possibly drink yourselves senseless that many nights/days.. can you? Takes them a day to get ready, gay orgy at the back end of the four-dayer. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 see that's what i thought might be involved, particularly given all the drinking. in which case, are you not taking a distinct chance with your future nuptials by not only hooring, but hooring with friends (who always have loose lips at some point), and possibly pictures being taken of you hooring, and getting seen by the future bride? before or after the wedding? seems a no-win to me. but each to their own.No everyone signs up to the "what goes on on tour stays on tour code of conduct" if its broken they get a slap from everyone. ANd all photos are vetted prior to being made public. All bases are covered ;-) Link to comment
tup Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 So basically shag about, just prior to getting married, but conspire to cover it up. A fine basis for establishing the trust necessary for a long-standing partnership. No good can come of it, if you are serious about getting married. I think these are just 'play' marriages, Hollyoaks style, all show, no substance, over in 5 years max. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 No everyone signs up to the "what goes on on tour stays on tour code of conduct" if its broken they get a slap from everyone. ANd all photos are vetted prior to being made public. All bases are covered ;-) if the code is broken they may get a slap, but you marriage may be in the bin. there's no one i trust that much. but hope you have fun! and at least get some pictures to remember it by, if the memory's a bit hazy! :thumbs: Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 if the code is broken they may get a slap, but you marriage may be in the bin. there's no one i trust that much. but hope you have fun! and at least get some pictures to remember it by, if the memory's a bit hazy! :thumbs:Not saying everyone does it. Some guys do it, some dont. Up to the individual concerned. The ones who dont though still keep quiet, if they want to keep their mates that is. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 So basically shag about, just prior to getting married, but conspire to cover it up. A fine basis for establishing the trust necessary for a long-standing partnership. No good can come of it, if you are serious about getting married. I think these are just 'play' marriages, Hollyoaks style, all show, no substance, over in 5 years max.Aright Councillor Tup. Link to comment
heppy1 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Its not too bad, couple of new pubs since then! Bumped into a few old friends! Was pretty good. Then again we picked the only sunny weekend of the year to go out Did we?? I can't mind fuck all haha Link to comment
bruceg1978 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 4 days of getting buckled. Canna argue with that. Link to comment
tup Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Aright Councillor Tup. Nothing personal min, just an observation on modern life, I canna say I'd enjoy one day in Magaluf let alone four, I'd be seething. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Nothing personal min, just an observation on modern life, I canna say I'd enjoy one day in Magaluf let alone four, I'd be seething.Each to their own my man. World would be pretty dull if we all liked the same things. Doesnt make either of us any better than the other Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Each to their own my man. World would be pretty dull if we all liked the same things. Doesnt make either of us any better than the other :thumbs: Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 No, I've never been on a stag do, and hen nights are both tremendously childish and as cliched as Chick Young, no pun intended. never been invited on one, more like. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I think these are just 'play' marriages, Hollyoaks style, all show, no substance, over in 5 years max. You're onto something there Tup. They're a sad spectacle. The women, and increasingly, the men, are delighted, they get to be centre of attention through the hen night/stag do, and of course the big day itself, get to organise things on facebook, and take five thousand photos over the course of it all, every one of which has to go on facebook, all the while spending colossal amounts of money they don't have on 'their special day'. Once the mundanity of married life actually kicks in, look out, trouble ahead. Link to comment
Nespa Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 At the moment there are 22 of us going. I was of the same idea of no getting dressed yup until a few years ago when we all went to Ibiza and the groom got dressed up as a bird, mini skirt and all and the horny wee ladies were trying to pull his wire all weekend. I would like that! Link to comment
Nespa Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 You're onto something there Tup. They're a sad spectacle. The women, and increasingly, the men, are delighted, they get to be centre of attention through the hen night/stag do, and of course the big day itself, get to organise things on facebook, and take five thousand photos over the course of it all, every one of which has to go on facebook, all the while spending colossal amounts of money they don't have on 'their special day'. Once the mundanity of married life actually kicks in, look out, trouble ahead. still no got a bird Harcus??? No phones, cameras or facebook! dem the rules! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 You have to do something to draw attention to the groom,pretty boring trip if u just stand nicely in a pub and go to the football which happens every weekend. Make a cunt of him, thats the whole point of the stagger. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 still no got a bird Harcus??? No phones, cameras or facebook! dem the rules!He still suffers from flashbacks of getting abused by the kiddie fiddler priest in Orkney or whatever island it is he stays on. Too traumatised to meet a nice bird. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 still no got a bird Harcus??? No phones, cameras or facebook! dem the rules! :-P Photos should be barred on all nights out, not just staggers. Link to comment
K OK Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 No everyone signs up to the "what goes on on tour stays on tour code of conduct" if its broken they get a slap from everyone. ANd all photos are vetted prior to being made public. All bases are covered ;-) I vomitted a little bit in my mouth there. Link to comment
tup Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I can make a cunt of folk without getting dressed up and going to Ibiza. Watch 'Gok Wan' for tips beforehand lads, it he's on it fashion wise. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I vomitted a little bit in my mouth there.Good Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 nah by the time we apply each others make up and fake tan we wont have time for drinking games. Soz min. P.S. Hope you choke on your vomit u boring bastard. I might be wrong but I have a sneaking suspicion i'm making you angry. Have a ball mate, just not for me. Link to comment
Nespa Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 You have to do something to draw attention to the groom,pretty boring trip if u just stand nicely in a pub and go to the football which happens every weekend. Make a cunt of him, thats the whole point of the stagger. agreed! just the stag tho! bought ma mate a nice wee size 12 out of the charity shop at the weekend for whitley Bay! feck knows what will get done to me! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I might be wrong but I have a sneaking suspicion i'm making you angry. Have a ball mate, just not for me. aye, enjoy your riotous and wacky activities, like paintballing, go karting, going down a hill in a ball,,.... Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 agreed! just the stag tho! bought ma mate a nice wee size 12 out of the charity shop at the weekend for whitley Bay! feck knows what will get done to me!Exactly dress him up while everyone else goes in their normal clothes. Pisses them off even more. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 aye, enjoy your riotous and wacky activities, like paintballing, go karting, going down a hill in a ball,,.... mmmmhhhh, not for me either! And the groom should have a good time, he isn't there to be made a spectacle of, making him wear a dress! I despair. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 mmmmhhhh, not for me either! And the groom should have a good time, he isn't there to be made a spectacle of, making him wear a dress! I despair.A dress is too predictable mate. Need a better idea than that. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 mmmmhhhh, not for me either! And the groom should have a good time, he isn't there to be made a spectacle of, making him wear a dress! I despair. but he has to have, he absolutely MUST have, a dirty pint. Link to comment
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