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Lol. Not me.

 

I heard two tracks in my son's car just now. The first was Bring it all down by Oasis, a tune if ever there was. Can't stand them now but that track is one of the few which has stood the test of time. The lyrics reminded me of you spam.

 

Next track was Temptation by the Arctics, a track ruined by a dumb rapper of course but which key line again reminded of you.

 

I don't ever want to hate you.

 

You should listen to music more, insulting sick cunt. Thank you for the opportunity to retort.

 

 

So which one of these do you class as our song?

 

I dont have any tunes that make me think of you rocket, I dont think of you in that way at all.

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That's where selling mobile phones at Phone 4U get you, John Caudwell would be proud.

 

Caudwell - I thought it was Jon - had charisma.

 

That cunt has none. Somebody with self-loathing and a "god-given right" to hate himself is unlikely to ever develop any.

 

He admits to no expertise in his present field. That means he needs some other qualities to be proud of.

 

Hating the fact he gets by in a field where he is totally ignorant isn't a great foundation.

 

Maybe his self loathing in the past is being fuelled by his loathing of the system that affords him a living, where he clearly doesn't deserve one?

 

Is this why he hits out like a spoilt child? What a fuck-up.

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Don't suppose either of you cunts are into 'Coal Seam Mining'?

 

Personally, I reckon my mining for all seams gives me a good balance of the hole.

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That's where selling mobile phones at Phone 4U get you, John Caudwell would be proud.

 

Taught me a lot running that place, learned how not to manage people and while drugs motivate its maybe not a good idea to reward staff for sales on a Saturday afternoon while playing techno playing in the background.

 

 

had charisma.

 

That cunt has none.

 

He admits to no expertise in his present field. That means he needs some other qualities to be proud of.

 

Not saying this is or is not the case in my case.

 

Wouldnt someone that has no expertise in their field need charisma to not only get by in it but thrive in it?

 

What is it millertime would say?

 

BOOM!!!

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She's offshore for a month now, somewhere in the North Sea, I hope she has taken a butt plug with her to loosen it. Got about down past the banjo and she said it was too sore (nae saying I'm packing min). She spins on the finger too, very frustrating. Got any good porn for this month? I love Riley Reid but I'm getting annoyed with her now for still not doing anal. Prude.

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I'm just cruising with the Squirt and Mature sections on PornHub at the moment, Poodles. Usually try to get something at under 8 minutes with a 75%+ rating. There's a not bad one on the squirters with a couple of birds getting banged by one of those fucking machines. Give it a roll, see what you think.

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I do love a squirter, I often search for the likes of 'fist+squirt' to see what outrageous stunts folk can squirt too. Some just look rough min! I'll check out PH though, I've been exclusive to xvideos recently so will need to fly the nest again. I'll PM you with any interesting finds ;) hope mrs Chutters won't mind

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Its a bare knuckle affair some old school pugilism.

 

So we winna need a weigh in just a majic sponge with a bucket oh Vodka

 

Once I get home he'll be going into training, some old school rockey training up the back oh the Bin Hill.

 

To be Honest it'll be more like Rockey 5, the old hand against the young gun!!!!

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