Poodler Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 You super glue it to a car bonnet actually.Only the elders will understand Link to comment
robbojunior Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Only the elders will understand Actually you only talk about gluing a dildo to a car bonnet. You never actually do it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 ^ Are you still dieting fatso? If so, can you match my achievements of intending to lose 3 stone in 3 months?How is intending to lose something an achievement? It'll be an achievement if you manage it tubby. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 ?? FFS - The newbies need to get up to speed with the in-jokes here. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 FFS - The newbies need to get up to speed with the in-jokes here. The "in-jokes" seems to be repeating: "Cringe" and "delete your account" every second post. I'm sure it's hilarious to everyone who is "up to speed"... 2 Link to comment
robbojunior Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The "in-jokes" seems to be repeating: "Cringe" and "delete your account" every second post. I'm sure it's hilarious to everyone who is "up to speed"... My source tells me it is hilarious yes. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 My source tells me it is hilarious yes.Is your sources Scott Burns, i hear he's very reliable? That's the kind of pish patter that goes here, right? 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Actually you only talk about gluing a dildo to a car bonnet. You never actually do it.Wait, what? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The "in-jokes" seems to be repeating: "Cringe" and "delete your account" every second post. I'm sure it's hilarious to everyone who is "up to speed"... Bring the in jokes home. Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The "in-jokes" seems to be repeating: "Cringe" and "delete your account" every second post. I'm sure it's hilarious to everyone who is "up to speed"... Word beginning with 'i'. Link to comment
Reliablesource Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Actually you only talk about gluing a dildo to a car bonnet. You never actually do it.Or cringe. Can't imagine any cunt sitting cringing infront of their laptop/phone/whatever. You never know. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Or cringe. Can't imagine any cunt sitting cringing infront of their laptop/phone/whatever. You never know.Agent Scotland does Link to comment
Reliablesource Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Agent Scotland doesHe knows or he cringes? I heard he deleted his account cause he wasn't a reliable source. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Who did he hear that from (Advance notice of joke for newbies: regardless of who the answer is, even if it's "honest reliable joe" I'm going to say "is he reliable" and then someone else, probably Davemin, will say "cringe" closely followed by someone else predictably coming in with deleting something) As you were. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Word beginning with 'i'.I'm sure this is as hilarious as all your other posts. 3 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm sure this is as hilarious as all your other posts.That's it. You're getting the hang of this. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 FFS - The newbies need to get up to speed with the in-jokes here. They really do. Its painful listening to people complaining about "common one liners used on here". They need to man up and get with the program. The jokes are way funnier on the 143rd telling. Link to comment
Reliablesource Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 They really do. Its painful listening to people complaining about "common one liners used on here". They need to man up and get with the program. The jokes are way funnier on the 143rd telling.Who's complaining? It's bound to be more in awe than disdain. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 hi Rumpus, hate to be persnickety, but how is it an achievement if it hasn't yet occurred? and is still only intention at this point? nonetheless, hope your results tomorrow are encouraging. LGIR Let's not get bogged down with pedantry.... It's a foregone conclusion. A Go-Getter like myself thrives on challenges and the Can do/ Will do mantra guarantees I achieve my goal. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 How is intending to lose something an achievement? It'll be an achievement if you manage it tubby. Don't avoid the question with snide, rude and upsetting comments. How much weight have you lost in the last two weeks? Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm sure this is as hilarious as all your other posts.It's about 60% better than most of them. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Don't avoid the question with snide, rude and upsetting comments. How much weight have you lost in the last two weeks? I'm making lifestyle changes Rumpy, I'm not tracking weight loss, or boasting about it, like some wee teenage lassie. You'd do well to take your lead from me chunk. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Who's complaining? It's bound to be more in awe than disdain.Maybe their not, just seen a few posts that read that way or were people confused. This forum is not built on enjoyment and humour. You've got to grit your teeth and plough on with the same old running jokes. Its more of a chore than anything else. :-D Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The best way for a bloater to monitor if your 'lifestyle changes' ( ) are effective is by tracking/recrding weight loss. I'll boast about it if I want. If you're unhappy in way, please utilise the function where you don't see my posts, then hopefully I won't irritate you. See if I give a flying fuck. Ediitedto add: see you avoided the question again, as you know I'm putting you to shame. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The best way for a bloater to monitor if your 'lifestyle changes' ( ) are effective is by tracking/recrding weight loss. I'll boast about it if I want. If you're unhappy in way, please utilise the function where you don't see my posts, then hopefully I won't irritate you. See if I give a flying fuck. Ediitedto add: see you avoided the question again, as you know I'm putting you to shame.You don't irritate me Rumpoid, I find laughing at you being a total plum quite amusing. I'm not avoiding the question, I just don't know the answer. Also I'd like to point out that despite being a 'bloater' I don't need to lose 3 stone to be in my healthy weight range, unlike you chunky. Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 If that is you in the photo, then you're correct you don't need to lose 3 stones. Closer to 3 tonnes. You fat cunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 If that is you in the photo, then you're correct you don't need to lose 3 stones. Closer to 3 tonnes. You fat cunt.Do you still think that's me?? Haha what a mongo! Link to comment
rumpus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 You stated previously it was you. I have no wish to find out if it is or not, I can only work with the information given. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 ^ gullible fat cockmuncher Link to comment
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