NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Carluke_Hibee]

I think what tinyweelad is trying to say that a thread about the huns in administration is perhaps not the correct thread for talking about the semi-final with hibs.

 

Mebbe.

 

Chill.

 

That's how I took it too mate, and my first post was indeed on the semi final thread.

 

Anyway, if I were here for a noise up I wouldn't have used my usual moniker.

 

We're all united against the Bigot Brothers controlling us out of the competition.

[tup]

Fuck off is 2 words surely? Or at the very least hyphenated?

 

Disagree.

 

Fuckoff.

 

One word.

 

There's no pause between the k and the o, which would indicate a new word, or as you ludicrously suggest, a hyphen.

 

You could argue the case for fuck right off perhaps.

 

That's three words.

[Bobby Connor]

Disagree.

 

Fuckoff.

 

One word.

 

There's no pause between the k and the o, which would indicate a new word, or as you ludicrously suggest, a hyphen.

 

You could argue the case for fuck right off perhaps.

 

That's three words.

 

Fuck off...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep, two words.

[The Highland Don]

Indeed I won't

 

Your no going now lad?

 

Ye planning the Caley game the week efter?

[tup]

Your no going now lad?

 

Ye planning the Caley game the week efter?

 

Long story min, should be going, but canna

[The Highland Don]

Long story min, should be going, but canna

 

Ah never? At sucks!

 

We'll be hitting the town when we get home if ye were up for some drams.

[tup]

Ah never? At sucks!

 

We'll be hitting the town when we get home if ye were up for some drams.

 

Depends on the score boss

 

Win =

 

Lose =

[sheepiekev]

Long story min, should be going, but canna

 

On the grounds that Hampden is not in an AB Post Code?!

[The Boofon]

If you love Britain so much, you should learn how to spell it properly!

 

I don't think it's just Britain he has a problem spelling SOTR.

 

He'd struggle with UK.

[Bluto10]

I don't think it's just Britain he has a problem spelling SOTR.

 

He'd struggle with UK.

 

hilarious.

 

if i cared about my spelling on an internet football forum that would make me one sad fcuker.

 

i'll leave it to more important mediums thanks.

[Henry]

 

 

I was away to Dundee for the weekend just passed with three other couples for a weekend away on the piss which was astonishingly quite a good weekend away.

 

 

[The Boofon]

 

 

Nope. I drove down with two other couples and the other one caught the train.

 

Only one key.

[muttonhumper]

Depends on the score boss

 

Win =

 

Lose =

 

Dinna get that outlook.

 

Got to be.

 

Win = :drink: :party:

 

Lose = :drink: :party:

[tup]

Dinna get that outlook.

 

Got to be.

 

Win = :drink: :party:

 

Lose = :drink: :party:

 

I'm not a major fan of drinking to be honest.

[tup]

Gutted, I looked forward to a pint with yourself aswell the day you went to a game.

 

I might be 40 years old, but I'd still look forward to the day .

 

That's not funny, I'd be there if it was possible, but I've got some shit to deal with which takes priority.

[tup]

Who was laughing?

 

I certainly wasn't.

 

If you mean smiling, then point taken.

 

You've always got an excuse for not going to a game.

 

You're at it every single time min.

 

Well if you were aware of the reason for it, you wouldna be commenting on it is all I'm saying.

[tommo1903]

Well if you were aware of the reason for it, you wouldna be commenting on it is all I'm saying.

 

If I was harcus, I'd be posting a photo of a cream puff.

[tup]

If I was harcus, I'd be posting a photo of a cream puff.

 

Some things take precedence over football as you'll find out when you grow up.

[tup]

Aye, and when you grow up you're meant to grow out of telling fibs......

 

But........

 

I'm not telling any fibs, I'm not going, simple.

[tup]

How many games you been going to this season, then all of a sudden pulled out due to an excuse.

 

Boy who cried wolf and all that......

 

Maybe you have a legit excuse this time round, but it's a Tup habit this one.

 

'I'm going, na I'm nae - well aye I am, booked up, I'm going'.

 

The week of the game:

 

'Na, nae going'.

 

It's the same thing ongoing which has prevented me from attending any recent games, and it's not really a laughing matter from my point of view, as I've already said.

[tup]

Nor was I laughing.

 

I was just pointing the boy who cried wolf, and why people will give you stick.

 

All the best this weekend anyways.

 

(I'd still share a pint with ye )

 

I'll still be watching the game, and I'll be at the final for certain, I'm 100% confident we will win on Saturday, and my personal situation will be rectified by the time the final comes.

 

So I'll be there.

 

First half of this season I was at a number of games and was stood up on two occasions by your pal for a pint so it's not always me making the excuses.

[Bluto10]

I'll still be watching the game, and I'll be at the final for certain, I'm 100% confident we will win on Saturday, and my personal situation will be rectified by the time the final comes.

 

So I'll be there.

 

First half of this season I was at a number of games and was stood up on two occasions by your pal for a pint so it's not always me making the excuses.

 

 

why dont you say what the problem is?

 

you always dodge questions. naebody really cares for the gory details but theres no harm in being a little bit more open, amongst (interweb) friends.

[Henry]

No house keys, no?

 

He'll have left the staff in charge at home, no need for a key if the house is occupied.

[tup]

why dont you say what the problem is?

 

you always dodge questions. naebody really cares for the gory details but theres no harm in being a little bit more open, amongst (interweb) friends.

 

Because it's very personal, and confidential, for a number of reasons, the main one being it's ongoing and therefore I'm unable to comment on it.

[Bluto10]

Because it's very personal, and confidential, for a number of reasons, the main one being it's ongoing and therefore I'm unable to comment on it.

 

fair enough, hope its nae too serious or upsetting.

 

but, you know, you can tell us where you live.

[tup]

fair enough, hope its nae too serious or upsetting.

 

but, you know, you can tell us where you live.

 

Cheers

[The Boofon]

Because it's very personal, and confidential, for a number of reasons, the main one being it's ongoing and therefore I'm unable to comment on it.

 

Remember to use lime before you put on the top soil otherwise the stench will get you caught is all I'm saying on this matter.

 

Good luck as I presume this is related to the earlier matter discussed a few weeks ago. :thumbs:

[The Boofon]

No house keys, no?

 

 

I've never heard of a swinger party where people put house keys into a bowl.

 

Very difficult to distinguish one yale lock key from another I'd imagine.

[tup]

Remember to use lime before you put on the top soil otherwise the stench will get you caught is all I'm saying on this matter.

 

Good luck as I presume this is related to the earlier matter discussed a few weeks ago. :thumbs:

 

Aye it is I thought it would have been over by now but not quite, although almost.

 

Cheers.

[The Boofon]

Aye it is I thought it would have been over by now but not quite, although almost.

 

Cheers.

 

If Nat can get away with it anyone can.