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What are these issues :laughing:

 

Bear in mind these are only possibilities, I'm not casting any aspersions towards my pal.

 

 

Possible previous dalliance with severe alcoholism.

 

Lack of alternative outlet to masturbation for repressed energy.

 

Frustration with self.

 

Homosexuality.

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Bear in mind these are only possibilities, I'm not casting any aspersions towards my pal.

 

 

Possible previous dalliance with severe alcoholism.

 

Lack of alternative outlet to masturbation for repressed energy.

 

Frustration with self.

 

Homosexuality.

 

That is a lot of Issues :moonie: :moonie:

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Bear in mind these are only possibilities, I'm not casting any aspersions towards my pal.

 

 

Possible previous dalliance with severe alcoholism.

 

Lack of alternative outlet to masturbation for repressed energy.

 

Frustration with self.

 

Homosexuality.

 

 

All 5 of these are wrong.

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I forgot.

 

Which I've also done with the Dirac book, I had big plans to visit the Post Office with that, but they dissipated, and I forgot all about it.

 

I'll need to try and remember that shortly.

 

No worries. I know it takes a while.

 

Got other priorities at the moment anyway. Squad of Polish fellas doing some work outside for me today so making sure all goes well.

 

The guy driving the bobcat is immense. He got it through a gate that I swear is smaller than the bobcat itself. They're knocking their pan in as I type.

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No worries. I know it takes a while.

 

:laughing:

 

It disna, it takes a matter of seconds, it's the remembering bit that takes forever, as Phoenix can testify.

 

Many a day he came home from a hard day's work sorely disappointed at the lack of a parcel as I continually promised to send it then promptly forgot shortly afterward.

 

I bet it made it all the more worthwhile when he eventually did receive it though.

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We got banned from every single mad forum

 

And got threatened with the police

 

What a fucking chuckle I had though!

 

It was a very enjoyable experience.

 

We must do it again soon.

 

Sensitive wee souls.

 

 

 

I think you've unfriended me on twatter, I tried to message you and it didn't work.

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Strange stuff... I've been told that I, in fact, wasn't banned from AdMad with the rest of you... but I was, strangely, blocked from posting and, for weeks (if not months) afterwards any mention of my name on that board was instantly deleted by Admin...

 

...but I wasn't banned, apparently :thumbs:

 

 

That blowjob ye gave Ed bought paid off then :P

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Cheesepipe - mate was speaking about a females anus and putting a finger up it. "slipped it right up her cheesepipe".

 

Word stuck in my head while I signed up for MAD.

 

Pathetic!

 

Depending on my mate I could have easily have been Chutney Hamper or The Chocolate Jackpot.

 

:hysterical: congratulations pal, you have won a night with an angolan prostitute.

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