The Boofon Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Probably sold off his third range rover for it. In actual fact, Boofon is a humble man that works in a finance department for a large multinational within Aberdeen (he doesn't work offshore) and lives in a humble 3 bedroom Sterwart Milne house in Portsoy. He is a remarkably beige man, and does not plant any vegetables. He also wears glasses, specky cunt I don't have a Range Rover. Or glasses. Smashed them during the Wick crash landing. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I don't have a Range Rover. Or glasses. Smashed them during the Wick crash landing. Why was your Range Rover in Wick? Link to comment
tup Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Why was your Range Rover in Wick? Stolen. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Why was your Range Rover in Wick? Tup stole it. EDIT:See I told you. Link to comment
tup Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 It's like my twin brother can read my mind. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 It's like my twin brother can read my mind. Whatever happened to Put? I miss our other brother. Link to comment
wullfo Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I can confirm that biggles boofon does in fact have a flying license.If he folds it correctly it goes for miles. Link to comment
tup Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 More handshakers crawling out the woodwork now ffs Link to comment
wullfo Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 More handshakers crawling out the woodwork now ffs Aye, the cyber handshakes. Paid yer top/bottom 6 bet yet? Link to comment
dervish Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I can confirm that biggles boofon does in fact have a flying license.If he folds it correctly it goes for miles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkSUf_wEKm8 For clarity, that is Wick shedairport. Link to comment
tup Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Aye, the cyber handshakes. Paid yer top/bottom 6 bet yet? No my tongue is still hingin for an Ibrox liquidation. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Me...... You've enough accounts on here as it is without pretending to be KintorePsycho. Link to comment
KintorePsycho Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Home truths ? You are in the minority then. The demise of the huns is well worth talking about. How many psychos live in Kintore ? I know one.Being "psycho"is a prerequisite for living in Kintore. All i'm saying is that we seem to have reached a wait and see situation. Aye it's a public holiday when the big day comes but until then i've heard enough. Link to comment
KintorePsycho Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 take your own advice oh and you didn't post any home truths. nobody would be embarrassed in seeing that this was the most popular thread, as i showed it is popular on the busiest scottish fitba boards. get over yourselfI'm done with you, you're the type i'm on about. goodbye. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 I only have 1 these days, the others got found out - and one other I can't remember the password. I only use Roberto, but folk know I'm from Kintore and that I am a nutter, I don't need to use KintorePyscho as a name to try and strike fear into folk, people just know 'fuck, nae messing with that nutter like'. What happened to that alter ego account you had ? the Hulk or something, when the avatar was like a Panini sliver foil sticker, which changed from the Incredible hulk one second, to a picture of you after being up all night on the chats ? Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 I'm done with you, you're the type i'm on about. goodbye. Aww I hoped you would have stuck around as well. Bye bye Link to comment
fatshaft Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 I hope you three take a right good look at yourselves when you read this back. I hope hun kids are born with no legs. McCoist is a horrible man. The three of you should be ashamed for even one dot of sympathy to those cunts.What are you on about poofon? No-one is giving them any sympathy, we're saying McCoist was actually for once not putting up the denial shutters, but in fact almost calling a spade a spade in that it was all their own doing. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 What are you on about poofon? No-one is giving them any sympathy, we're saying McCoist was actually for once not putting up the denial shutters, but in fact almost calling a spade a spade in that it was all their own doing. Fair enough. It was more the point that you all never got wired into the prick to be honest. They're cunts to a man. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Fair enough. It was more the point that you all never got wired into the prick to be honest. They're cunts to a man.Yes they are, but unlike Huns and Tims, I hope we could at least be honest and give credit where it's due when one of these odious pricks makes a fair comment. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 You're fucking comedy gold Kev. Coming from someone who wants children to be born with no legs, I wont take that as a compliment ya sick mother fucker Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Coming from someone who wants children to be born with no legs, I wont take that as a compliment ya sick mother fucker Hun children actually. Get it right. :thumbs: Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Hun children actually. Get it right. :thumbs: The intelligentsia of the forum has spoken Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 The intelligentsia of the forum has spoken Is that actually a word? Well played if it is. 40-15 Boofon. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 The intelligentsia of the forum has spoken Is that actually a word? Well played if it is. 40-15 Boofon. http://i.word.com/idictionary/intelligentsia Hats off like. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 http://i.word.com/idictionary/intelligentsia Hats off like. intelligentsia is a phone? Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Is that actually a word? Well played if it is. 40-15 Boofon. How dare you doubt me Dodger! I'm also liking the irony of you not knowing if it was a word or not! Never mind the 40-15....Game...Set...and Match I think you'll find Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 How dare you doubt me Dodger! I'm also liking the irony of you not knowing if it was a word or not! Never mind the 40-15....Game...Set...and Match I think you'll find Okay, okay. I kinda did know it was a word. Wouldn't have been able to spell it tho', so hats off to you. Boofon to serve. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Okay, okay. I kinda did know it was a word. Wouldn't have been able to spell it tho', so hats off to you. Boofon to serve. Tennis? Pair of poofs. Howzat? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Tennis? Pair of poofs. Howzat? Let Link to comment
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