Aberdeen City Centre

[perthshirered]

Another vote for Beachend Bootboy, but only if the injuries included the loss of both hands. That way I'd no longer to have to let out a big yawn every time I read his "look at how controversial I am" act. Boring cunt. 

[Studebaker-90]

BHL surely has to be up there

[maryhilldon]

27 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

BHL surely has to be up there

He doesn't venture into the Pub thankfully, so he's a bit of an irrelevance to me.

[Dad]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

DWT tote bags are where it’s at. It’s all about tote bags these days. For some reason.

There's a world of difference between a whimsical journey such as DWT and a dull as fuck rescue craft maintenance company or whatever 

Fair play to them etc - but I'm no reading their pamphlets with erect nipples 

[Fridge]

52 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Can I get some free pens and beer please Fridgeo. Cheers.

You get better than that from the right people.

Dad can go fuck himself. Might send him a bookies pen out of sympathy.

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You get better than that from the right people.

Dad can go fuck himself. Might send him a bookies pen out of sympathy.

A blow job and cocaine?

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A blow job and cocaine?

That is not out of the world of possibility. Strip bars are packed.

[zeroisgod76]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Who would you pick? And you can't pick yourself.

I could say you but that’s too obvious… maybe @DelMonte

[Don Fonte]

46 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Strip bars are packed.

How do you know? 🤔

[Fridge]

Rainbow taxis fully booked all night (fuck knows why) but if anyone is needing one later I’d advise phoning comcabs or something and pre book as they will probably fill up pretty quickly.

[Simply Red]

23 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Rainbow taxis fully booked all night (fuck knows why) but if anyone is needing one later I’d advise phoning comcabs or something and pre book as they will probably fill up pretty quickly.

Is that not every weekend? Struggled to get taxis at the weekend a few years back when i last used the fuckers

[Fridge]

Just now, Simply Red said:

Is that not every weekend? Struggled to get taxis at the weekend a few years back when i last used the fuckers

I’ve never struggled before and certainly never heard fully booked all night.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’ve never struggled before and certainly never heard fully booked all night.

OE23

 

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

OE23

 

Well yeah, but you would think that would encourage more drivers to be out 

[dave_min]

Im doing lifts tonight, for cash.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Im doing lifts tonight, for cash.

Rubislaw Den to Rochdale, tonight, round trip? 

[dave_min]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Rubislaw Den to Rochdale, tonight, round trip? 

£60, no later than 10pm.

[Howard Marks]

15 hours ago, Fridge said:

Rainbow taxis fully booked all night (fuck knows why) but if anyone is needing one later I’d advise phoning comcabs or something and pre book as they will probably fill up pretty quickly.

Taxi drivers don't seem to want to work weekend evenings when there is actually demand for them. Would rather be stacked the full length of Back Wynd or wherever, Monday to Friday, 8-4. Weird behaviour. Genuinely like a Mafia this lot. A cartel at worst.

I'm fairly certain they have something to do with the lack of funding and reinstatement of night buses in the City Centre. Definitely some brown envelopes being passed.

[milne_afc]

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/6122236/aberdeens-union-street-right-path-road-hell/
 

Adrian Watson is delusional 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/6122236/aberdeens-union-street-right-path-road-hell/
 

Adrian Watson is delusional 

He's an absolute Tefal heidit ex copper cunt of a man.  Right up his ain erse.

[Joe pike]

4 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Taxi drivers don't seem to want to work weekend evenings when there is actually demand for them. Would rather be stacked the full length of Back Wynd or wherever, Monday to Friday, 8-4. Weird behaviour. Genuinely like a Mafia this lot. A cartel at worst.

I'm fairly certain they have something to do with the lack of funding and reinstatement of night buses in the City Centre. Definitely some brown envelopes being passed.

I’m shocked there isn’t a huge list of drivers desperate to be abused,assaulted spewed on and more late at nights.

[Simply Red]

“Even the signs for drug dealing, a pair of trainers hung from wires, can be seen disfiguring the area.”

Often see trainers abandoned in this way but is it a sign of drug dealing? Since when?

[Hoofball]

5 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

I’m shocked there isn’t a huge list of drivers desperate to be abused,assaulted spewed on and more late at nights.

Taxi drivers are cunts anyway

[Dad]

I mind testing the theory back in the 70s - a 90yo lassie sold me a half q 😎

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

I mind testing the theory back in the 70s - a 90yo lassie sold me a half q 😎

Shag her?

[Simply Red]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Been like that as far back as I remember.Some of the back courts in Govan you’d see 20 pairs of trainers hanging from the phone dropwires.

Never heard of it. Seems a bit obvious if everyone knows about it. But also a bit vague just having the trainers hanging over a shared phone wire going into a block of flats. So you know someone in the vicinity might have some gear for sale but who?

Why the fuck would you draw attention to yir operation by throwing trainers over a phone line? 
 

Im not having this.

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, Joe pike said:

I’m shocked there isn’t a huge list of drivers desperate to be abused,assaulted spewed on and more late at nights.

I agree to an extent, although the reflectance to go where the demand would be is quite interesting. It's not just city centre weekend drunks they seem adverse to. It's people coming to the city on trains, planes (and automobiles). Embarrassing queues at times.

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Shag her?

No way son - she was married 

[Roberto]

21 hours ago, Fridge said:

Rainbow taxis fully booked all night (fuck knows why) but if anyone is needing one later I’d advise phoning comcabs or something and pre book as they will probably fill up pretty quickly.

Use Comcabs app. Sorted.

[ullevi]

The whole lifts thing that I see young people saying they are doing, do they charge their mates for this or is it like it used to be and friends do it weekend about to save paying for exp cabs?