Aberdeen City Centre

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Hoofball said:

Still making a cunt of it

Stop defending the Ned.

Anyway thanks for filling in an hour.

Off out to watch the match.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Still making a cunt of it

Joe is an incredibly stupid man. 

That should explain it all for you. 

[Hoofball]

26 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Stop defending the Ned.

Anyway thanks for filling in an hour.

Off out to watch the match.

Stop defending the taxi driver.
 

He knew what could happen and he left the weapon used in the attack in the back of the taxi where the offender had easy access to it. 
 

I’m surprised you ain’t working tonight as you’d make load of money, just make sure the next time you’re working the fire extinguisher is in the front of your cab unlike your colleague 👍🏻

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, perthshirered said:

Well clearly it doesn't bring more into town. I'd have thought that was apparent. 

How the fuck did you work that out?

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Second that.  Was at a weddin' at the Auchmill once.  Mink as fuck.  

Anybody that held their wedding at the auchmill Inn was a mink. It was however an outstanding venue for 18ths and underage drinking.

[perthshirered]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

How the fuck did you work that out?

Sorry, all those options must have them bursting at the seams then. 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

On 9/10/2023 at 3:59 PM, Simply Red said:

“Even the signs for drug dealing, a pair of trainers hung from wires, can be seen disfiguring the area.”

Often see trainers abandoned in this way but is it a sign of drug dealing? Since when?

Some branches of JJB, not all, used to dangle Afghan poppies from the ceiling as a sign that they sold trainers. 

[Awayfromhomered]

5 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

The two greatest 18th venues.

Auchmill Inn and Broadhill Bar.

Auchmill Inn, my stepdad was working the door in the 70's there. Kicked some boy out, the cunt come back and shot him with a shotgun. Still had some of the pellets in him rest of his life. Nice place 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

Just now, Awayfromhomered said:

Auchmill Inn, my stepdad was working the door in the 70's there. Kicked some boy out, the cunt come back and shot him with a shotgun. Still had some of the pellets in him rest of his life. Nice place 

I've heard that story, absolutely insane.

[Awayfromhomered]

2 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

I've heard that story, absolutely insane.

100% true man. He was fine really, must have stung a bit mind.

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

54 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said:

100% true man. He was fine really, must have stung a bit mind.

Someone in the 1990s told me about it when I was 17/18. Put me off those types of pubs!

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

I've heard that story, absolutely insane.

yeah me2 m8

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

yeah me2 m8

Good one champ. Megalolz here.

Cheers chief.

[Fridge]

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

Thank fuck

[Redforever86]

Thanks for letting me know you got home safe x

[dave_min]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

I never got the 3 rings.

[Fridge]

You welcome

Was more to advise folk there are no taxis because I’m a ruddy good bloke.

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You welcome

Was more to advise folk there are no taxis because I’m a ruddy good bloke.

Download comcabs app. Piece of piss.

[perthshirered]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

Phew, what a relief. 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

You know a taxi driver aye? Just shows you, it's not what you know, it's who you know.

[Howard Marks]

Love Robert de Niro.

[perthshirered]

I fancy putting on a bet later,  luckily for me I know where there is a bookmakers. Mmmmmmm.

[Parklife]

12 hours ago, Fridge said:

Pissing rain and taxis not taking bookings, fortunately I know one and got home as fuck walking in that.

Lucky you're so connected, Fridge. 

[Roberto]

Drove to work today, luckily I have my work van.

[dazzy_deff]

8 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Love Robert de Niro.

Big fan of Bananarama

[Redforever86]

51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You should have walked home like Gene Kelly in ‘ Singin’ in the Rain’. Splashing into puddles and just having a great time. 

He’d only go and fall over, break his leg. Then tell us about it 9 months later. 

[sigh]

20 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

He’d only go and fall over, break his leg. Then tell us about it 9 months later. 

Not again!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Big fan of Bananarama

I heard a rumour, Robert De Niro is still talking to Tanya.

[Howard Marks]

5 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Big fan of Bananarama

He's waiting. Talking Italian as it happens.