For Fecks Sake Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Fair enough. Just thought we could all enjoy all yir poems and songs in the one thread. You may not do humour, but fuck me you do sarcasm brilliantly! Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 7 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: You may not do humour, but fuck me you do sarcasm brilliantly! Sorry what humour do i not do? Yours? Hahahahahahahaha Fuck off tory boy Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 5 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Sorry what humour do i not do? Yours? Hahahahahahahaha Fuck off tory boy Link to comment
jamiesd Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 hours ago, Tommy said: Brew Toon to re-open the Malt Mill. Great news. Wonder if we will get gigs again ? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 49 minutes ago, jamiesd said: Great news. Wonder if we will get gigs again ? Hoist the anchor, raise the sail, I’d be willing to perform. 1 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 minutes ago, Poodler said: shared, Perth x That pigeon is just a jakey waster. Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 In shadows deep, where @Simply Red decreed, A realm devoid of verses, a poet's desperate need. He sought to banish poems to a darkened space, A place where words would vanish, leaving empty grace. But @dave_min and Howard Marks arose, Campaigning 'gainst the darkness that @Simply Red chose. In poetic resistance, they waged their sweet sweet fight, For verses held a magic, an enchanting light. In stanzas bold, they spoke of beauty untold, Of emotions woven, in words, pure gold. Against the tyranny of Red's austere demand, They rallied poets, creating a united stand. With metaphors and rhymes, they painted the sky, A canvas of rebellion, where words would never die. In the end, victory's sweetness filled the air, As @Simply Red's decree crumbled in despair. Poetry triumphed, banishing darkness away, for @dave_min and Howard Marks, a triumphant day. In the realm of words, where emotions unfurl, Sweet sweet victory, a testament to the poet's world. 1 3 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 A scone and tea at half past 3, makes the day a little brighter, so keep your cakes and fancy tarts, and stick them up your shiter. 2 Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 hours ago, Dons79 said: A scone and tea at half past 3, makes the day a little brighter, so keep your cakes and fancy tarts, and stick them up your shiter. With a twinkle in our eyes and the kettle's sweet song, In Premier Inn's comfort, where we all belong. Lenny Henry, a mate with stories so grand, Scones and tea, in our hands, across the land. (Chorus) Hoist the anchor, raise the sail, in Premier Inn we dine, At half past 3, scone and tea, with Lenny, quite divine. Cozy in our haven, where laughter sets the scene, A shanty of scones, in Premier Inn so serene. In cozy corners, where the kettle's whistle calls, Savoring scones, within these inn walls. Lenny's wit and humor, a perfect blend, In Premier Inn's embrace, where friendships extend. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Pal just telt me the Foundry charge £2 for a game of pool (and you can use your card) how can the price of pool go up? #brokenbritain Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Pal just telt me the Foundry charge £2 for a game of pool (and you can use your card) how can the price of pool go up? #brokenbritain It didn't. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Dave and Howard...The Gyles B and Pam oh eh hat... Probably pump Corgis...arf 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 9 hours ago, Misers Hill said: It didn't. Always been £2 there? it was lugs telling me - he’s in a rich run of form Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 That’s the big Markies next for the chop. The death knell of any high street. 1 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 9 minutes ago, Zeus said: Wonder fit will go in there? New Dons stadium. Would have to flatten some of the neighbouring carbuncles, but the city would be reinvigorated. 3 Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 19 minutes ago, milne_afc said: That’s the big Markies next for the chop. The death knell of any high street. I’d like to see Ye Olde Frigate expand and take it over. 2 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 8 minutes ago, milne_afc said: New Dons stadium. Would have to flatten some of the neighbouring carbuncles, but the city would be reinvigorated. Brilliant idea actually. Flatten all bar one Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 55 minutes ago, dave_min said: I’d like to see Ye Olde Frigate expand and take it over. Upstairs in frigate has seen some right divilment over the years. A wonderful environment Link to comment
jamiesd Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 That is another blow for our shithole of a city. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 minutes ago, jamiesd said: That is another blow for our shithole of a city. calm down m8, it’s only markies min Link to comment
sigh Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 15 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: calm down m8, it’s only markies min the footfall that markies generates though will be lost, meaning less and less folk popping into town which has a knock on effect to everywhere else Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 17 minutes ago, sigh said: the footfall that markies generates though will be lost, meaning less and less folk popping into town which has a knock on effect to everywhere else Hardly lost, you’ll now have to take the even shorter walk to Union Square. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Aberdeen is more of Lidl/ Netto city nowadays. Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 32 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Aberdeen is more of Lidl/ Netto city nowadays. Always had an international outlook. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 15 hours ago, Poodler said: Pal just telt me the Foundry charge £2 for a game of pool (and you can use your card) how can the price of pool go up? #brokenbritain Deary me, £2 for a game of pool and paying for it by debit or credit card. Unacceptable. Changed days from using the same 50p bit to get an afternoon session of pool or snooker on the same table in the boozer. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 hours ago, Zeus said: Wonder fit will go in there? How is your mum anyway? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 50 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Aberdeen is more of Lidl/ Netto city nowadays. Lidl's food is truly awful. My former landlady in the Bridge of Don served me chicken in a white sauce fae Lidl's when I moved into my lodgings. I wouldn't even have given it to a malnourished hobo, it was that bad. Maybe she was trying to tell me something..... ....only stayed there for 6 weeks. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Mum jokes still allowed ? Ask your mum Link to comment
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