Aberdeen City Centre

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

I wid. 

Even more so now. MILF.

[daytripping]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Wooden? 

I enjoyed it. Had a cracking video game exhibit, with bits about the industry in Dundee too, when I was there. 

Hud me back. Dear god.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Tax avoiding

Perfectly legal

[Misers Hill]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 Vluto’s sister 

?

Bet she takes it up the Garry...?

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

?

Bet she takes it up the Garry...?

You'd need to navigate the hair and sweetcorn.

[Misers Hill]

19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You'd need to navigate the hair and sweetcorn.

?

[Redforever86]

All the fun of the fair

[Poodler]

The tattoo bird is tidy 

[shut up meg]

11 hours ago, NEM said:

Not a huge fan of the current plans for UTG but they are infinitely better than that prick Woods concrete monstrosity.

PS: The public didn't vote for the design chosen by Wood.

And he was only donating about 25% of the initial costs.

We would have been on the hook for the remaining £150m and we all know that it would have went over budget.

[Misers Hill]

4 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

You'd need to navigate the hair and sweetcorn.

Classic Sporanos quote...laters.  

"You dont need to need to be a gynecologist..to see what direction the wind blows.  ?

[BrianFaePerth]

7 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

Miss Kirkwall

Wouldn’t want to be her brother 

[sheepcrooky]

13 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

Miss Kirkwall

Jocky Wilson. 

[The beard of mcinnes]

This is a take

 

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/save-our-stores-john-lewis-is-a-big-draw-in-attracting-students-to-aberdeen/

[sheepcrooky]

Is she in fancy dress as a badger for a reason ?

[manboobs109]

Genuinely wondering how come John Lewis keeps paying cunts off if it's employee owned?

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Genuinely wondering how come John Lewis keeps paying cunts off if it's employee owned?

It’s the biggest load of shite going. Used to say how all partners are equal and everyone gets an input, aye but my boss can tell me what to do and gets paid more. They’d always hold meetings, I’d just moan about their incompetence and tell them how they should do things. Probably why the cunts tried to sack me. 

[BrianFaePerth]

54 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

It’s the biggest load of shite going. Used to say how all partners are equal and everyone gets an input, aye but my boss can tell me what to do and gets paid more. They’d always hold meetings, I’d just moan about their incompetence and tell them how they should do things. Probably why the cunts tried to sack me. 

Better off with out the likes of you

[Redforever86]

32 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Better off with out the likes of you

They probably were until they unfortunately just lost their jobs.

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, The beard of mcinnes said:

This is a take

 

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/save-our-stores-john-lewis-is-a-big-draw-in-attracting-students-to-aberdeen/

What a monstrosity of a building,  be better off bulldozing it. 

[NEM]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

What a monstrosity of a building,  be better off bulldozing it. 

100%

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

Aye you're no wrong Mary son - Jesus fuck 

 

That lassies jacket though - off the page ?

Would you shag the lassie?

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Of course not son 

There's no even any point asking me this - which you know 

Just yet more antagonising bollocks 

 

Dinnae worry son - DWT the morrow

Because you're a homosexual.

Brave to admit it.

Bring on the DWT.

 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Roberto said:

For me, not again.

Any good?

[The beard of mcinnes]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

What a monstrosity of a building,  be better off bulldozing it. 

New stadium site?

[Fridge]

Anyone on here?

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/nostalgia/2894434/mudd-club-magical-memories-of-legendary-night-out-in-aberdeen/

[Zeus]

Legendary night out. 

?

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The cock sucking faggots of today would sit behind a device and down a legendary night like the Mudd Club. Ill tell you now, it was fucking brilliant. Not a pint of IPA in sight. Just snakebite n black for 1 queen lizzy. 

That drink nae a Diesel? 

[Redforever86]

“Snakebite + black” = “Diesel” 

 

[jamiesd]

Thursdays were decent also

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Nah, just a snakebite n black. 

Nah min. Diesel min.