What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[Bluto10]

You need more bread in your lunch diet tip min.

 

Bread is the cornerstone of any tasty a.m. foodstuff.

[tup]

I have a big meal at night, I dinna bother eating too much for lunch these days.

[Bluto10]

I like the Spanish model.

Big fuck off boozy lunch.

Sleep it off.

Tapas.

And late dinner.

Sadly Nae much need for it cold northern europe

[The Boofon]

Baked tattie, corned beef, beans and wholegrain mustard.

[tup]

That sounds like something Victoria Beckham might have.

 

Fecal matter will soon turn into hard almost odourless pellets.

 

Actually, there's a fair bit of eating in the salad and the trail mix.

 

I'm just substituting unhealthy stuff for healthy stuff, I'm not really eating any less.

 

I will be having something substantial for dinner, unlike Mrs Beckham.

[zander]

1x Mince and bean pie
1x Pack of McCoys flame grilled steak

[Henry]

Macaroni Cheese

Muller Corner

Water

[Bluto10]

Actually, there's a fair bit of eating in the salad and the trail mix.

 

I'm just substituting unhealthy stuff for healthy stuff, I'm not really eating any less.

 

I will be having something substantial for dinner, unlike Mrs Beckham.

You winna survive the harsh winter tup min if you continue down this roaf

[daytripping]

Egg and cheese roll, poundvan effort, surpassed the usually meagre filling quantity even more today, was just a few shavings of cheese.

 

Tomorrow I'm making my own as per Boofs suggestion, if he could drop some eggs at my place I'll use them.

[tup]

I've already survived it. It's done.

 

I'm extremely healthy, I hardly ever drink, and I'm very fit.

 

But there's always another level you feel you can take it to, that's what I'm doing now, cutting out bread almost completely at lunchtimes is my next mission.

[daytripping]

You winna survive the harsh winter tup min if you continue down this roaf

 

Must be bleak up there at this time of year, I worry the little scampster won't make it to spring on a rabbit diet.

 

#Prayforthemidget.

[tup]

It's a better lunch than the shite you're eating anyway, what the fuck is the Poundvan?

[Bluto10]

Must be bleak up there at this time of year, I worry the little scampster won't make it to spring on a rabbit diet.

 

#Prayforthemidget.

I'm gonna mail him a red cross Style emergency aid parcel courtesy of my good self to see him through till spring.

 

A block or lard; lump of coal should do the trick And a sat phone and recco pad in case ov an avalanche.

[daytripping]

It's a better lunch than the shite you're eating anyway, what the fuck is the Poundvan?

 

It's a van that goes round companies, everything is either 50p or a pound, you can't buy one 50p item, need to take 2 to round it to a pound.

[daytripping]

I'm gonna mail him a red cross Style emergency aid parcel courtesy of my good self to see him through till spring.

 

A block or lard; lump of coal should do the trick And a sat phone and recco pad in case ov an avalanche.

 

The army probably do food drops in the winter, think the snow is too deep up that way for road or rail. Poor bugger won't see civilisation till late spring, the discovery channel should do a show on them like they do with people in Alaska, would be fascinating viewing.

[tup]

 

It's a van that goes round companies, everything is either 50p or a pound, you can't buy one 50p item, need to take 2 to round it to a pound.

 

Sounds utterly dismal.

[Bluto10]

The army probably do food drops in the winter, think the snow is too deep up that way for road or rail. Poor bugger won't see civilisation till late spring, the discovery channel should do a show on them like they do with people in Alaska, would be fascinating viewing.

 

And here we have one lonely tup out foraging for his offspring; the early shoots of spring clearly visible underfoot.

 

Maybe we could get some funny footage as he looses grip and tumbles down the hillside like the cute polar bear scene the BBC always use.

[tup]

There are no hills in Caithness you ignorant cunt.

[daytripping]

And here we have one lonely tup out foraging for his offspring; the early shoots of spring clearly visible underfoot.

 

Maybe we could get some funny footage as he looses grip and tumbles down the hillside like the cute polar bear scene the BBC always use.

 

Tup scours the tree branches like a Harris hawk for signs of berries but the toll of the journey to get here is clearly showing, the snow is 3 foot deep and up to his neck, if he doesn't make it back his family will starve and spend another miserable cold night in the shack they call home. Cut to adverts.

[Bluto10]

 

Let's hope ge gets back in time to ward off the advancing pack of sabre tooth tigers.

[daytripping]

 

Let's hope ge gets back in time to ward off the advancing pack of sabre tooth tigers.

 

That's one for the final episode, the cliff hanger, loud music and images of Tup battling through the snow against all odds.

[E-P-K]

There are no hills in Caithness you ignorant cunt.

 

 

The Berriedale braes suggest otherwise

[Bluto10]

That's one for the final episode, the cliff hanger, loud music and images of Tup battling through the snow against all odds.

We need an emphatic score for that one; building up to a crescendo in the final scenes.

 

Against all odd by Phil Collins perhaps.

[tup]

 

 

The Berriedale braes suggest otherwise

 

Pedancy appears to run in your family.

[E-P-K]

 

Pedancy appears to run in your family.

 

 

How tall is the maiden paps ? fantastic name for the hill

 

 

[looksgoodinred]

jalapeno corn chowder.

and a grilled chicken panini with avocado, bacon, tomato and a spicy sauce.

 

looking forward to it.

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

How tall is the maiden paps ? fantastic name for the hill

 

 

 

510 m

[E-P-K]

 

510 m

 

 

I know,

 

 

It was for Tups, no braes in Caithness benefit

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

I know,

 

 

It was for Tups, no braes in Caithness benefit

 

oh. sorry i've spoiled Tup's "learning moment".

[tightbreeks]

sainsburys meal deal...again

 

£3.00 for a fancy sanny, bottle of irn bru and a bag a veggie tyrells.

 

and ma nectar points, i've got abot 8000 now and i've no idea what's the point of them.