Bouncers Are Cunts

[Bluto10]

I'd bet my entire families well being that less than 50% are on steroids.

 

I think they don't dish out enough justice.

 

Any man who orders a fruit cider should be led down the alley where CCTV can't see and given a stern lesson.

 

Plimsol wearers should get punched on arrival.

 

 

you'd be useless in the cut throat world of bouncing.

 

dangerously unpredictable, a veritable loose cannon.

 

liability city.

 

 

be nice.

[Pash]

I'd bet my entire families well being that less than 50% are on steroids.

 

I think they don't dish out enough justice.

 

Any man who orders a fruit cider should be led down the alley where CCTV can't see and given a stern lesson.

 

Plimsol wearers should get punched on arrival.

 

Impossible not to order a fruit cider is it not?

 

[Stoney]

Cider is gay........

[Bluto10]

in all my states that i have been in, and thats a lot, throughout a near 20 year career i've never once got involved in a dust up with door meat heads.

 

my mates on the other hand...

 

i once stopped a bouncer doing in my mate. unaware that he had radioed other boucers down the alley to sort him out. i though i was some sort of hero, untill caught up with him.

[Bluto10]

Cider is gay........

 

 

very.

[Bluto10]

That's cause you're home and bedded with your pants urined before they come on shift.

 

maybe its cause the goons know not to mess with the best.

[tup]

in all my states that i have been in, and thats a lot, throughout a near 20 year career i've never once got involved in a dust up with door meat heads.

 

It's lucky the bar you pished yourself in before the Man Utd Wolves game never had any knuckleheads on the payroll.

[Bluto10]

It's lucky the bar you pished yourself in before the Man Utd Wolves game never had any knuckleheads on the payroll.

 

thats closer to the truth than you'll ever imagine.

[spamspamspam]

I'd bet my entire families well being that less than 50% are on steroids.

 

I think they don't dish out enough justice.

 

Any man who orders a fruit cider should be led down the alley where CCTV can't see and given a stern lesson.

 

Plimsol wearers should get punched on arrival.

 

I'd quite happily give them the opportunity to try. Problem is they are too busy getting back up and grassing to the cops... poofy streoid junkies, nowt worse.

[boboisared]

Oddjob it sounds like you were doing too much talking when you should have been listening.

[Tommy]

He probably couldn't understand what the foreign cunt was saying.

 

 

[tommo1903]

That ginger bouncer at Korova that looks like a poofier Andy Murray does my head in.

 

Cunt.

[Bluto10]

That ginger bouncer at Korova that looks like a poofier Andy Murray does my head in.

 

Cunt.

 

 

next time youre out you should lamp him then

[tommo1903]

Used to work as a 'leaflet hander outer' for Liquid?

 

If thats who I'm thinking of, then brilliant that he's a bouncer - oh my word.

 

No idea min, possibly.

 

There can't be many ginger Andy Murray lookalikes in town.

[Bluto10]

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[ChutneyLove]

Where is this Atticus place? If it's some new fandangled place where you've got to have a hairstyle to get in, then you shouldn't have been there in the first place.

 

I believe that bouncers are always correct, more power to them. In fact, a clip round the lug fae a bouncer is quite often a good sign that it's kebab time and to get up the road.

[Foster14]

Amicus Apple used to be Jam, on the junction of the Justice Mill Lane junction with Bon Accord Terrace opposite Bad Apple, previously known as the Rig, previously known as Charlies.

 

Best avoided, one of these bars with an extensive and expensive cocktail menu. Rife down there, and predominantly for shrieking girls and poser males.

[Foster14]

sounds fantastic!

 

Thought it might be up your street. Give me a pint and a live band anyday over a mojito and some dj playing generic pish.

[The Boofon]

Amicus Apple used to be Jam, on the junction of the Justice Mill Lane junction with Bon Accord Terrace opposite Bad Apple, previously known as the Rig, previously known as Charlies.

 

Best avoided, one of these bars with an extensive and expensive cocktail menu. Rife down there, and predominantly for shrieking girls and poser males.

 

 

A warning sign right there with all the previous names. Any place that has had to reinvent itself so often is probably not worth visiting.

[tutankamun]

There's an Amicus Appple in Edinburgh

 

http://www.amicusapple.com/Edinburgh.html#

[Dynamo]

Don't mind Amicus Apple. Nothing wrong with it really.

[tup]

Don't mind Amicus Apple. Nothing wrong with it really.

 

That's because you're a poof.

[Bluto10]

Don't mind Amicus Apple. Nothing wrong with it really.

 

never heard of it, but with a name like that, id stay well clear.

[tommo1903]

Its overpriced shite.

 

Does Innis & Gunn on tap though

[360]

Does Innis & Gunn on tap though

 

Now that I'd like to try. Love the stuff.

[Foster14]

Oh right, might be a reason to venture that way then. Quite like the Rum Cask when I can find it.

 

Never noticed it on tap anywhere before.

[tommo1903]

Now that I'd like to try. Love the stuff.

 

It is wonderful.

 

Only has the original on tap. They have the dark and blonde in bottles as well.

[tup]

Its overpriced shite.

 

Does Innis & Gunn on tap though

 

Bet the bouncers form a guard of honour for an internet hardman such as yersel tommo.

 

And rightly so.

[Bluto10]

Bet the bouncers form a guard of honour for an internet hardman such as yersel tommo.

 

And rightly so.

 

 

maybe theyre the bouncers that battered you back in the day.

[tup]

I take exception to this 'back in the day' shit.

 

This is my day, right now.