Bouncers Are Cunts

[Bluto10]

I take exception to this 'back in the day' shit.

 

This is my day, right now.

 

youre over the hill mate.

youre a has been.

[tup]

I was waiting for TheG_L_ABad Mobby's contribution to the 'Bouncers are Cunts' thread.

 

I'm disappointed with it.

[Bluto10]

I was waiting for TheG_L_ABad Mobby's contribution to the 'Bouncers are Cunts' thread.

 

I'm disappointed with it.

 

 

gay bars dont normally have door monkeys.

[tup]

gay bars dont normally have door monkeys.

 

You learn something new every day.

 

I'm not one for frequenting gay bars so wouldna know one way or the other what sort of staff they have.

 

Cheers for that anyway.

[Bluto10]

You learn something new every day.

 

I'm not one for frequenting gay bars so wouldna know one way or the other what sort of staff they have.

 

Cheers for that anyway.

 

usually they have some sort of diesel dyke 'manning' the door.

 

you should go to one. you and your copuon would fit in like a glove.

[Karl Fletcher]

Hemin Bad Mobby, did I nae see you in the Bells a couple of weeks ago?

 

I remember seeing you in Cafe Dag but seem to recall bumping into you in the Bells as well?

[tommo1903]

Bet the bouncers form a guard of honour for an internet hardman such as yersel tommo.

 

And rightly so.

 

Correct.

 

I am a legend.

[Guest milne_afc]

 

 

Cheesepipes in his bouncing days being the exception

 

A true gent

 

 

 

Ledge

[minijc]

Amicus Apple and every other bar in that area are for arseholes

 

The Bells doesn't count.

Yet you hang about soul in your suit buying bottles of champagne, good one!

[Dynamo]

Souls pish.

[tup]

Yet you hang about soul in your suit buying bottles of champagne, good one!

 

[Bluto10]

I also eat baby swans.

 

 

eat the seed more like, you poofy little cunt.

 

[tommo1903]

Yet you hang about soul in your suit buying bottles of champagne, good one!

 

He didn't say he wasn't an arsehole.

[tommo1903]

.

[tup]

I'd just like to add that he didn't say he wasn't an arsehole.

[Dandydon D]

Places like Soul / Tiger / Pearl Lounge etc should be burnt to the ground. preferably with all who drink there inside.

 

Horrific venues.

[minijc]

I didn't used to like Tiger but it's not the worst place in town, downstairs stinks of spew though which is annoying.

[360]

Bouncers down here are okay, you just need to say something along the lines of "evenin' geezer" and everything's cushty.

[Mouse]

I've had a fair few run ins over the past few years. The worst being those at Enigma, scum of the highest order. Majority think they can just throw themselves about and assault people and get away with it. Some are just plain awkward for the sake of it, the one at G Casino refusing me entry as I'd "had too much", despite me being sober compared to my other 2 mates who got in. "Where have you been tonight?" Why the feck does that matter?!

[Dom Sullivan]

I've had a fair few run ins over the past few years. The worst being those at Enigma, scum of the highest order. Majority think they can just throw themselves about and assault people and get away with it. Some are just plain awkward for the sake of it, the one at G Casino refusing me entry as I'd "had too much", despite me being sober compared to my other 2 mates who got in. "Where have you been tonight?" Why the feck does that matter?!

Mmmm G Casino - dinna start me off

[Tommy]

Mmmm G Casino - dinna start me off

 

I'm sure you won't be the last one to come off worse to Black Jack.

[granite sheep]

Mmmm G Casino - dinna start me off

Completely given up on that place. Soul Casino have decent enough bouncers- as long as you're nae obviously bleezin, you get in nae bother. Gala is heading the same way as G- power mad wankers on the door. And fit is it wi them all wanting to ken far you've been? As soon as you mention a non-mainstream place, for example, your local, or a market/guild st boozer, the game's up, you ain't gettin in. The fuck is that all bout?

[Patty]

I've had a fair few run ins over the past few years. The worst being those at Enigma, scum of the highest order. Majority think they can just throw themselves about and assault people and get away with it. Some are just plain awkward for the sake of it, the one at G Casino refusing me entry as I'd "had too much", despite me being sober compared to my other 2 mates who got in. "Where have you been tonight?" Why the feck does that matter?!

 

Indeed. There was one night I was out. I was totally sober, water and coca cola all night. I was driving. Didn't get let in to G for having had too much. Too much what? Sugar?!?

[360]

Is G casino the one near Snafu?

 

If so, the "African American" who supervises the door is a bit of a cunt.

[minijc]

Is G casino the one near Snafu?

 

If so, the "African American" who supervises the door is a bit of a cunt.

It is and he's not, he's away now anyways and they've changed the door staff means I get in now, went on a run where I was refused 23 times out of 25 attempts and also had a few push and shoves with them.

[Mouse]

It was the "African American" for me too if I recall

[360]

This "African American" had about as much talent for spotting drunkards as Helen Kellar.

 

If he's been sacked, then it's good news in my eyes.

 

He was worse than a jobsworth.

[tup]

2 weekends ago, I was absolutely smashed and I got into G Casino, fuck knows how.

 

If I was a betting man, I'd wager you used the main entrance.

[Tommy]

If I was a betting man, I'd wager you used the main entrance.

 

 

I think it would have been via the back door.

[Tommy]

You are both wrong, I used the side entrance, I'm a dirty bastard like that.

 

 

Apologies, i forgot how dirty you were.