Dynamo Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 2 weekends ago, I was absolutely smashed and I got into G Casino, fuck knows how. They may have mistook you for Rory Fallon? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 2 weekends ago, I was absolutely smashed and I got into G Casino, fuck knows how. because they know you have gambling problems :thumbs: 1 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 FACT: I've never placed any money on ANYTHING in a casino in my life. that u can rememeber....! always good for a piss up the casino's....stay open till the sun comes up and you walk oot semi sober wondering far a the light has come from. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 FACT: People are cunts. Not just bouncers. 3 1 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I haven't. It's not my cup of tea at all, much rather punt on horses etc - I only go in just because mates are going there, 9 times out of 10 I walk in, last 5 minutes and walk out. I'm not a fan like. Vegas, different story. nae cunts o bouncers in vegas thats for sure! Link to comment
minijc Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 2 weekends ago, I was absolutely smashed and I got into G Casino, fuck knows how.Weekend I was out with you? How the fuck did you manage that, you were burst. Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 If I go to a casino it'll be Gala and I'll put Link to comment
paddy Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Bouncers down here are okay, you just need to say something along the lines of "evenin' geezer" and everything's cushty. Noticed you say "Geezer" alot on the forum! Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 If I go to a casino it'll be Gala and I'll put Link to comment
minijc Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I've sat and watched a pal pump Link to comment
OddJob Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 I've sat and watched a pal pump Link to comment
minijc Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Holy shit, he must make an absolute mint at work then to chuck that sort of cash away?Yeah he does, he's lucky though, seen him walk out with double in profit and so on, good days and bad days, don't think he's stuck a G in for a while though. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Holy shit, he must make an absolute mint at work then to chuck that sort of cash away? A fool and his money are soon parted. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 You have mates that seem to do everything. Why do they hang around with a mummy's boy like you who couldn't even get laid until you were in your twenties?Did you take minijc's innocence Mr Pipes? Link to comment
minijc Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 You have mates that seem to do everything. Why do they hang around with a mummy's boy like you who couldn't even get laid until you were in your twenties?Mummys boy? Haha good one, I've got a few groups of mates, I know for a fact I'm not making the above up, unlike you with your tales of being wrecked on drugs. Imagination and virtual reality are wonderful things. I'm going to buy a Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Mummys boy? Haha good one, I've got a few groups of mates, I know for a fact I'm not making the above up, unlike you with your tales of being wrecked on drugs. You've got him there. He doesnt even drink. Link to comment
minijc Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I do enjoy a can of Sweetheart Stout on Hogmanay. Sorry Mini darling, I canna even remember typing my cheeky snippet, was having a Caribbean night by my self. Consisted of a bottle of rum and some Regge Regge nuts. Please accept my humble apologies. I'm highly offended you think I make up rock n roll tales though, highly offended. Accepted, glad you came to your senses, didn't want to have to find you and smash you around, providing my mum would let me out of her sight for a while.It was a romantic evening, straight up the chutney using only his tears as lubrication. Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 They ask where you are to hear you talk and check you're not slurring. True story. If you think it's because they're trying to catch you out by checking to see if you've been to "mainstream" pubs but don't have the common sense to lie about it then you deserve any knockback you get. Derp. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I've sat and watched a pal pump 1 Link to comment
boboisared Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 My mate used to be mental when he was onshore, would practically live in the strippers and casinos. One day he woke up in his car, couldn't remember a thing about the night before and when he came to his senses, felt something in his sock digging into his leg, reached down and pulled out Link to comment
boboisared Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Like a bottle of Tonic and some sliced lemon for fucking starters. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 My mate used to be mental when he was onshore, would practically live in the strippers and casinos. One day he woke up in his car, couldn't remember a thing about the night before and when he came to his senses, felt something in his sock digging into his leg, reached down and pulled out Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Should you nae have been getting that cunt help? Ha ha, funny thing is, within about a year of that he had met a bird, bought a house with her, expecting a kid (they now have two) and totally changed his ways and is never seen out any more. I await the massive rebellion one day, when he goes completely off the rails. Like a bottle of Tonic and some sliced lemon for fucking starters. I went to get him a glass, but when I returned with it he said he didn't need it any more and was happily drinking the gin and broth combo. If he doesn't remember how he got the money, how does he know he didn't come about it some other way? His arse wasn't sore enough for him to have earned it! His brother was with him at the time and told him the next day he won it at roulette. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Like a bottle of Tonic and some sliced lemon for fucking starters. Good to hear Roberto's heart-warming tale though Sheep #1, thanks for sharing. 1 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Like a bottle of Tonic and some sliced lemon for fucking starters. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 He also got done for drink driving. Coppers pulled him over when he was absolutely smashed and when they had him in the back of the cop car asked him why he was in the part of town at that time of night (he'd given his address at the time, which was nowhere near there) and he said he was looking at a flat he was thinking about buying (which was true) and he goes 'you've done me a favour though' and they were like 'oh aye, what's that?' to which he replied, 'now I don't need one with parking'. 2 Link to comment
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