The Cyber Pint

[tup]

You canna beat the feeling you get from getting a cyber pint from Karl

 

Puts you in a good mood for a couple of days afterwards.

[Karl Fletcher]

You canna beat the feeling you get from getting a cyber pint from Karl

 

Puts you in a good mood for a couple of days afterwards.

 

Where's this come from, yi hoors.

 

I've a good mind to never dish oot cyber pints ever again.

 

[ollie1903]

Where's this come from, yi hoors.

 

I've a good mind to never dish oot cyber pints ever again.

 

Ah, the nice guy image and halo are starting to slip. We're getting to you.

 

Will the real Karl Fletcher please stand up

[tup]

I knew this would happen when I started digging beneath the surface a bit on this Karl Fletcher dude.

 

Everyone supposedly likes him, he can turn bread into fish, he can walk across the River Dee without getting wet, butter actually does not melt when you put it in his mouth.

 

Aye right! I'm thinking to myself.

 

Every man has his heel of Achilles.

 

It's just a case of finding it.

[Karl Fletcher]

I knew this would happen when I started digging beneath the surface a bit on this Karl Fletcher dude.

 

Everyone supposedly likes him, he can turn bread into fish, he can walk across the River Dee without getting wet, butter actually does not melt when you put it in his mouth.

 

Aye right! I'm thinking to myself.

 

Every man has his heel of Achilles.

 

It's just a case of finding it.

 

 

Keep looking!

[tup]

Remember folks, it may appear otherwise, but the only person insisting Karl Fletcher is a nice guy is Karl Fletcher himself!!!!!

 

It's a bit like the sevco situation, where they tell us what they are, and we're expected to go along with it.

 

The same principle applies to Karl Fletcher as it does to sevco.

 

We'll decide whether you're nice or not.

[tup]

Yes I see where you're coming from on LGIR Kilkito min, but she's a bit like my mither, probably ages with her too, in that she tends to try and rein me in a bit when I get the troops tearing into paedophiles and suggesting neat ways to kill their current partners with the minimum of fuss.

 

She's a calming influence. She makes cookies and stuff so she's probably genuinely nice, maybe a bit dim which helps.

 

Karl is much more sinister than that.

[tup]

I've decided to take a leaf out of Karl's book.

 

If you canna beat him, join him type thing.

 

I'm going to be all about the cyber pint.

 

The benefits of offering cyber pints are multiple.

 

The drawbacks? None.

 

[The Boofon]

Stick your pint up your arse.

[tup]

Karl's a shrewd cookie boof min.

 

Cyber pints cost nothing.

 

Despite that, folk are still really grateful for them.

 

Almost as if he'd actually bought them a real pint, in real life.

 

I've simply got to take advantage of this phenonmenon which I'd never noticed before truth be told.

 

Cheer up min

[The Boofon]

By the same token, can you glass someone with a cyber pint glass?

 

Ask Roberto or Rocket.

[The Boofon]

Karl's a shrewd cookie boof min.

 

Cyber pints cost nothing.

 

Despite that, folk are still really grateful for them.

 

Almost as if he'd actually bought them a real pint, in real life.

 

I've simply got to take advantage of this phenonmenon which I'd never noticed before truth be told.

 

Cheer up min

 

I prefer wine.

[Karl Fletcher]

I make cookies too.

[Kilkito]

Yes I see where you're coming from on LGIR Kilkito min, but she's a bit like my mither, probably ages with her too, in that she tends to try and rein me in a bit when I get the troops tearing into paedophiles and suggesting neat ways to kill their current partners with the minimum of fuss.

 

She's a calming influence. She makes cookies and stuff so she's probably genuinely nice, maybe a bit dim which helps.

 

 

 

Poor LGIR, your saying she's old and dim!

[The Boofon]

I make cookies too.

 

 

Aye but you put rat poison in yours and sell them for a pound each to people in an old folk's home.

[Karl Fletcher]

Tup, I will buy you a real pint one day.

 

Maybe this season if the bairn doesn't get in the road too much.

 

In the meantime though, have one on me

 

[Sheep#1]

By the same token, can you glass someone with a cyber pint glass?

 

[The Boofon]

Tup, I will buy you a real pint one day.

 

Maybe this season if the bairn doesn't get in the road too much.

 

In the meantime though, have one on me

 

 

Ah the innocence of a childless man.

 

You've fucking no chance.

[Karl Fletcher]

Ah the innocence of a childless man.

 

You've fucking no chance.

 

 

Shall all change in a few weeks.

[The Boofon]

 

Shall all change in a few weeks.

 

Yep.

 

No more pints and no more fitba for a while.

 

Sleepless nights giving you a short temper.............oh hud on that's already in place isn't it?

[The Boofon]

Tup, I will buy you a real pint one day.

 

Maybe this season if the bairn doesn't get in the road too much.

 

In the meantime though, have one on me

 

 

This cyber pint has an interesting source.

 

http://www.rumpus-comms.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_main/blog/pint-of-lager.jpg

 

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Meet the team

 

Inspire, connect, deliver.

 

Better than "strip, wank an indian, cum in his hand" I guess.

[The Boofon]

Rumpus news.

 

Sorry Rumpus but this site is cracking me up.

[Karl Fletcher]

Cyber wine for you, Boof.

 

 

 

In fact, fuck it, I'll hae one with yi.

 

 

CHEERS!

 

[The Boofon]

Right colour.

 

Thanks.

[E-P-K]

Tup, I will buy you a real pint one day.

 

Maybe this season if the bairn doesn't get in the road too much.

 

In the meantime though, have one on me

 

 

Pint glasses like these should be all destroyed, more often than not the bearer of a bad pint.

 

While some of the modern glasses are a bit OTT, all pint glasses or a cyber pint glass should all have a nucleation on the base.

[The Boofon]

 

I love you boof.

 

I aim to please.

[The Boofon]

Pint glasses like these should be all destroyed, more often than not the bearer of a bad pint.

 

While some of the modern glasses are a bit OTT, all pint glasses or a cyber pint glass should all have a nucleation on the base.

 

 

That being said a Peroni pint glass is embarrassingly tall and poofy looking.

[E-P-K]

That being said a Peroni pint glass is embarrassingly tall and poofy looking.

 

That being said a Boofon's hair is embarrassingly tall and poofy looking.

[The Boofon]

That being said a Boofon's hair is embarrassingly tall and poofy looking.

 

Not any more.

 

Got the Pat Sharp lopped off last week and turned into a Paul Weller.

[E-P-K]

Not any more.

 

Got the Pat Sharp lopped off last week and turned into a Paul Weller.

 

More like your hero, Darren Mackie.