The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Is she worth a dunt? If I thought I could get away with it I would have but the wife was with me and she'd have known I'd deliberately swerved the car. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 If I thought I could get away with it I would have but the wife was with me and she'd have known I'd deliberately swerved the car. You're a nasty piece of work indeed. Apologies to amancalledbuck. I only asked if your wife was 'worth a dunt' in order to expose boofon. Such thoughts never cross my mind about other folks wives. Have a cyber pint as a concillatory gesture Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You're a nasty piece of work indeed. Apologies to amancalledbuck. I only asked if your wife was 'worth a dunt' in order to expose boofon. Such thoughts never cross my mind about other folks wives. Have a cyber pint as a concillatory gesture your niceness and conciliatory (one 'l' by the way) cyber pint gestures today are to be commended Tup, however false they may be. i don't think i've seen you tell one person to fuck off yet today! :thumbs: Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 your niceness and conciliatory (one 'l' by the way) cyber pint gestures today are to be commended Tup, however false they may be. i don't think i've seen you tell one person to fuck off yet today! :thumbs: Fuckoff with your spelling corrections. 2 2 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Fuckoff with your spelling corrections. you got a +1 for that, lolbut bite me anyway. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You're a nasty piece of work indeed. Apologies to amancalledbuck. I only asked if your wife was 'worth a dunt' in order to expose boofon. Such thoughts never cross my mind about other folks wives. Have a cyber pint as a concillatory gesture What the fuck is that supposed to be? Bluto what have you done with Tup? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 your niceness and conciliatory (one 'l' by the way) cyber pint gestures today are to be commended Tup, however false they may be. i don't think i've seen you tell one person to fuck off yet today! :thumbs: Well spotted LGIR. He'd the cheek to call you dim as well. Fuckoff Fuck off with your spelling corrections. Love it. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 you got a +1 for that, lolbut bite me anyway. Have another cyber pint Remember, the cyber pint need not be beer or lager as you thought in a previous post. You are only falling victim to your own pre-conceptions by believing that to be the case. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Well spotted LGIR. He'd the cheek to call you dim as well. Love it. i've been called worse, lolmust get to my day's baking. but here.. a cyber pint for each of you and Tup! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 i've been called worse, lolmust get to my day's baking. but here.. a cyber pint for each of you and Tup! No thanks. Link to comment
360 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Hope you all have a great cyber weekend. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 The cyber pint could contain pish for instance. Cheers boofon Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You wouldn't catch me promoting drinking. Drinking is a mug's game. You're the one with the bleezer mates. :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Everyone has alkie mates. Apart from folk who dinna have mates. I'm all about offering these folk the cyber pint now. Placebo effect. They still get the same enjoyment, without the cost, both human and financial. This is up there with some of L Ron Hubbard's experimentation. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It's just one more thing for tup to check of the list to do in the real world so that he can spend more time on AFC-Chat. What other activities will he cyber up to be on here? Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 It's just one more thing for tup to check of the list to do in the real world so that he can spend more time on AFC-Chat. What other activities will he cyber up to be on here? Shut it. Have a cyber pint to keep your gas at a peep Link to comment
Henry Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Someone has shat in the cyber urinals tup Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Don't worry, I'll get a cyber ethnic minority person to clean the bogs shortly. Armed with cyber channel blocks to prevent any more nonsense. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Someone has shat in the cyber urinals tup Must be a cyber-conspiracy... Link to comment
360 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It's inevitable that bluto will shit himself for real in the virtual taxi. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It's just one more thing for tup to check of the list to do in the real world so that he can spend more time on AFC-Chat. What other activities will he cyber up to be on here? No doubt he'll be posting pure drivel on a cyber cyber messageboard. That cyber tup will then be posting on a cyber cyber cyber messageboard. And so it goes on and on and on and on. :sleeping: Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I don't think you're really getting into the spirit (see what I did there) of this boofon. Perhaps a bit of sheepiekev is 'rubbing off' on you, perish the thought. All this after I saved you from a kicking off him. And posted you books today. A bit of gratitude wouldna go amiss. Anyway, we'll settle it over a cyber pint Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I don't think you're really getting into the spirit (see what I did there) of this boofon. Perhaps a bit of sheepiekev is 'rubbing off' on you, perish the thought. All this after I saved you from a kicking off him. And posted you books today. A bit of gratitude wouldna go amiss. Anyway, we'll settle it over a cyber pint I'm right in the spirit of it you fuck wit. Cyber was mentioned 6 times in my last post. I put it to you that sheepiekev has rubbed off on you and you've turned into a bitter bastard with a creepy obsession. In a cyber sense of course. Cyber stalking. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 No, I'm fine, both in the real and cyber sense. I'm simply an extension of my real world self in this cyber world. So you can take it as read that I'm a spot-on kind of chap. Link to comment
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