tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I've changed my mind. I don't want them. Too late. I enclosed a vaguely threatening and abusive note with them so please tell your wife to leave the package intact until you're home, if she's posh, she'll be offended. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Harcus is next in the queue to read the same stuff I'm reading. fuck that cunt.im cooler than him. send me nevs biog. and i'll put you up next time you need a floor to sleep on. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Too late. I enclosed a vaguely threatening and abusive note with them so please tell your wife to leave the package intact until you're home, if she's posh, she'll be offended. I'll do that. Looking forward to finally getting my hands on them. What are they again? It's been that long since it was first proposed. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'll do that. Looking forward to finally getting my hands on them. What are they again? It's been that long since it was first proposed. They're heavy tomes. I near baulked at the request from the wifie in the post office for Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 They're heavy tomes. I near baulked at the request from the wifie in the post office for Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 What happened to the third book? It's still in my bag. No way was I going over a fiver on the first package sent. I'll see what comes back the way before I decide my next move. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It's still in my bag. No way was I going over a fiver on the first package sent. I'll see what comes back the way before I decide my next move. What was that anyway? My memory has been shattered with this epic wait. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 tup send me the book and i'll return the favour with a few dvds i have that i think youll enjoy 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 tup send me the book and i'll return the favour with a few dvds i have that i think youll enjoy Allow me to respond on Tup's behalf. Fuck off. 1 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Where's my cyber pint Tup? Ya tight cunt! Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 What was that anyway? My memory has been shattered with this epic wait. It was one about Scottish managers and how we've had more success in fitba management than any other country in the world per head of population. It's heavy as fuck, and I'm not talking about the content. Please note to tell your wife I may have put Steve as your forename on the package by accident. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Where's my cyber pint Tup? Ya tight cunt! Days off the booze 0? Et voila Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Allow me to respond on Tup's behalf. Fuck off. now pass around a few cyber pints, and you could be Tup! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 and you could be Tup! he'd love that. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 he'd love that. but you need to spell fuck off incorrectly as one word though. fuckoff. that's how he seems to do it. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 You'll never be me so there's no point in trying. You can however share several cyber pints with me I'm half cyber-muzzed already after all this excitement. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It was one about Scottish managers and how we've had more success in fitba management than any other country in the world per head of population. It's heavy as fuck, and I'm not talking about the content. Please note to tell your wife I may have put Steve as your forename on the package by accident. I don't like fitba books. You can keep that one. That's what she calls me anyway so it'll be fine. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I don't like fitba Never! Link to comment
paddy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 He cleans his rear pipe by having ping pong balls shoved up it. You still happy to drink that pint? As long as he washes his hands. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 My cyber peanuts, available free at the bar, are certified free of cyber urine and cyber faeces. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You lot dinna half talk some inane shite. Or type. Aye, type would have been better. Sorry about that, folks. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 You lot dinna half talk some inane shite. Or type. Aye, type would have been better. Sorry about that, folks. No harm done Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 No harm done Cheers, tup. You're a swell guy. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You lot dinna half talk some inane shite. Or type. Aye, type would have been better. Sorry about that, folks. Apology accepted. Where have you been hiding? It's OK I know. I ran there last week from where I live. Punishing. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Cheers, tup. You're a swell guy. I know, and I'm still working on improving even further. Which is why I'm all about the cyber pint right now, it's something I gleaned from the Donny Osmond of AFC Chat, Karl Fletcher. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Apology accepted. Where have you been hiding? It's OK I know. I ran there last week from where I live. Punishing. Nice roads, me and the missus have walked most of them. The countryside is looking grand just now. I'm still about, but I'm busy living. I might stick about, I might not. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 i.e. he thinks you're a prick boof, and he's fucking sick of you. He's switched on in otherwords. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 i.e. he thinks you're a prick boof, and he's fucking sick of you. He's switched on in otherwords. I think I saw his wife on Monday walking home from my direction. Around teatime. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 He's shagging your wife buck! What a prick You're no better than MT boof despite you trying to diss him about getting off with his neighbour's bird. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 He's shagging your wife buck! What a prick You're no better than MT boof despite you trying to diss him about getting off with his neighbour's bird. I was going the other way. I've already stated on another thread that I wasn't at home last Monday as I'd stayed in Aberdeen on Sunday night. Almost shit myself driving through to Aberdeen. Scary fucking roads. Link to comment
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