tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Good one E-P-K min. Have a cyber pint for that pal It's my round, all year round. Anyone else for one? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 More like your hero, Darren Mackie. No a current day Paul Weller. But nicer. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Look like Darren Mackie? Nae luck. Have a cyber pint to cheer yourself up Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Yes I see where you're coming from on LGIR Kilkito min, but she's a bit like my mither, probably ages with her too, in that she tends to try and rein me in a bit when I get the troops tearing into paedophiles and suggesting neat ways to kill their current partners with the minimum of fuss. She's a calming influence. She makes cookies and stuff so she's probably genuinely nice, maybe a bit dim which helps. Karl is much more sinister than that. x Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry LGIR. Have a cyber pint as recompense I'm all about the cyber pint these days as you may or may not be aware. It solves problems. If only Yasser Arafat and Ariel Sharon had access to cyber pints at the height of the Palestinian Crisis, the world would be a much safer place now. Link to comment
paddy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 My cyber pint from tup tasted crap. I dont think he cleans his cyber pipes. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Maybe I never gave you a dry cyber glass. That always ruins the pint. No worries min, have another, on the cyber house Link to comment
paddy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It came straight out the cyber dishwasher. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry LGIR. Have a cyber pint as recompense I'm all about the cyber pint these days as you may or may not be aware. It solves problems. If only Yasser Arafat and Ariel Sharon had access to cyber pints at the height of the Palestinian Crisis, the world would be a much safer place now. While I appreciate the offer, I'll take a pass. I'm not much of a beer drinker. But look at you go -- offering cyber pints all round. Credit where it's due. Karl was indeed a visionary with this cyber pint concept! :thumbs: Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm doing it to improve my image, it's a PR exercise. I seen how Karl cunningly maneouvred himself into a position of all round sound bloke and I decided I wanted a piece of that, even though most folk think I'm sound anyway. You can never be too sound as they say. There's no downside to offering out the cyber pints. I'm always keen to learn new mind games, and this is my latest wheeze. Cheers Link to comment
K-9 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm doing it to improve my image, it's a PR exercise. I seen how Karl cunningly maneouvred himself into a position of all round sound bloke and I decided I wanted a piece of that, even though most folk think I'm sound anyway. You can never be too sound as they say. There's no downside to offering out the cyber pints. I'm always keen to learn new mind games, and this is my latest wheeze. Cheers There fucking is - cyber hangovers are a bitch!! Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 There fucking is - cyber hangovers are a bitch!! Have a cyber hair of the dog Link to comment
Foster14 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Watch out for the rohypronol in your cyber pints folks... Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Watch out for the rohypronol in your cyber pints folks... cyber Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 There's no catch folks. I'm simply a nice guy. Hope you are all having a great day. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 There's no catch folks. I'm simply a nice guy. Hope you are all having a great day. how many do i get? Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 how many do i get? How many do you want? I'm just away to change the cyber barrel. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 My cyber pint from tup tasted crap. I dont think he cleans his cyber pipes. He cleans his rear pipe by having ping pong balls shoved up it. You still happy to drink that pint? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 How many do you want? I'm just away to change the cyber barrel. lob in a cyber chaser (bourbon, please. straight) and i'll go easy on you as a show of good will. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Not any more. Got the Pat Sharp lopped off last week and turned into a Paul Weller. Good effort, not clichéd at all.... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Make mine a cyber double. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Good effort, not clich Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm just away to change the cyber barrel. is that what you are? a fcukin potman. nae luck. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 is that what you are? a fcukin potman. nae luck. With your typing skills Bluto I'm imagining Tup as this guy. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Aye well, you're temporarily correct, for once. That's your fucking books posted. Cunt. Cost me FOUR FUCKING QUID!!!!! for postage, 2nd class ffs. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 good man tup. post me that david beckham autobiog you have and i'll treat you to a cyber bar bill. theres a good man. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 good man tup. post me that david beckham autobiog you have and i'll treat you to a cyber bar bill. theres a good man. It was Gary Neville. Can you get nothing 100% accurate? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It was Gary Neville. Can you get nothing 100% accurate? even better, red nev. send it on will ye. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Aye well, you're temporarily correct, for once. That's your fucking books posted. Cunt. Cost me FOUR FUCKING QUID!!!!! for postage, 2nd class ffs. I've changed my mind. I don't want them. Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Harcus is next in the queue to read the same stuff I'm reading. Please bear in mind folks it won't make you more like me! After that, I'll get round to sending it to you. Postage isna cheap. Link to comment
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