Ideal Christmas Gifts For Hat's Posters

[Ke1t]

Saw these and figured they're a stick on for Millertime.

 

Nanananananananana

 

For Daytripping, Bas Rutten's 'Action Packed' Lethal Street Fighting DVD. Just in case he finds himself in a situation, like.

 

Fuck You, Accordion Boy!

 

And for the newly returned Cheesepipes, the Raging Stallion Helmet Head Large Glass Butt Plug Black

 

Raging Stallion Helmet

[fatshaft]

Redstar's.....

[The Boofon]

Redstar's.....

 

 

 

Tup Fatshaft.

 

[looksgoodinred]

for MDAL, some ski goggles with a built-in HD camera for her skiboarding adventures! if i'm feeling flush, i'd throw in a trip heli-boarding in Whistler

 

 

for Boofon's posh camping trips with the duchess, the Bulleit Woody Party Trailer!

(sleek leather furnishings and details from Moore & Giles, rich wood finishings (handcrafted from reclaimed Bulleit Bourbon casks), elegant glassware, and a top-notch entertainment system, including a flat-screen TV, Blu-ray Disc

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

 

LGIR, better fix quick, ye've loaded up a personal pic by mistake

[looksgoodinred]

LGIR, better fix quick, ye've loaded up a personal pic by mistake

 

lol, hardly. i just wish my breasts were that talented.

but i expect i should probably have put her in a spoiler thingymabob.. is it too late now that you've quoted my posting?

[The Boofon]

I don't like whiskey. I hope you got a gift receipt.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

For Cheesepipes, a mirror so he can get off on looking at his own arse. For a few quid extra he can likely have the cop too.

[Henry]

 

Some new skinny jeans for Dazzy.

[looksgoodinred]

I don't like whiskey. I hope you got a gift receipt.

 

it just seems to come with the trailer.. so perhaps pour it out? hand it out to fellow campers? and stock it with what you DO like then?

 

or i can return it. if you really didn't like it.

[BrianFaePerth]

it just seems to come with the trailer.. so perhaps pour it out? hand it out to fellow campers? and stock it with what you DO like then?

 

or i can return it. if you really didn't like it.

 

Ignore him LGIR, he's an ungrateful bastard.

[The Boofon]

it just seems to come with the trailer.. so perhaps pour it out? hand it out to fellow campers? and stock it with what you DO like then?

 

or i can return it. if you really didn't like it.

 

Return it.

 

Ignore him LGIR, he's an ungrateful bastard.

 

There's no point having two of them.

[Dynamo]

Bluto

 

[Henry]

Another for Bluto:

 

 

[tup]

This is all rather lame.

 

I'd give you all fuck all for the avoidance of doubt.

[Bluto10]

bloody hell harcus.

 

i ahlf expected you to post a picture of a dictinary

 

maybe a joke book would be appropriate for you.

[Bluto10]

Bluto

 

 

 

show me your qualifications.

 

i expected better of you dynamo.

 

youve gone down in my estimation.

[BrianFaePerth]

Bluto

 

 

i ahlf expected you to post a picture of a dictinary

 

 

[looksgoodinred]

for Tup, a font of all knowledge playhouse to rule over

 

[looksgoodinred]

This is all rather lame.

 

I'd give you all fuck all for the avoidance of doubt.

 

Grinch!

[Dynamo]

show me your qualifications.

 

i expected better of you dynamo.

 

youve gone down in my estimation.

 

 

Bluto, it's too predictable the t shirt.

 

So instead, I've decided to get you a model battlecruiser!

 

[tup]

The only folk who should get anything at Christmas are bairns as they're the only ones fooled by it.

[Bluto10]

thats more like it.

 

[Bluto10]

The only folk who should get anything at Christmas are bairns as they're the only ones fooled by it.

 

or people with friends and family who actually like them.

[Henry]

or people with friends and family who actually like them.

 

I suppose that means the only thing you'll be opening on Christmas Day is a can of super-strength lager then Bluto?

[tup]

or people with friends and family who actually like them.

 

That's not the point I'm making but I expected the usual glib reply.

 

If you're an upwardly mobile adult who has the means to buy things for yourself then why do you need pointless gifts from others?

[Redstar]

A nice Golf ball marker for FS

 

 

It will remind him of how sad his car crash life has made him.

[looksgoodinred]

for Crazy Bull Sheep's Christmas morning coffee

 

[looksgoodinred]

That's not the point I'm making but I expected the usual glib reply.

 

If you're an upwardly mobile adult who has the means to buy things for yourself then why do you need pointless gifts from others?

 

you don't generally.

 

which is why giving virtual gifts to your fellow Hatters here is perfect!

(you're not really expecting your playhouse to arrive by post any day soon, are you Tup? )

[Bluto10]

for Crazy Bull Sheep's Christmas morning coffee

 

 

 

is it tea your looking for.

 

thats not a boring boofon/harcus pun btw.

there is an actual mug that has that picture any that lyric on it.

 

i was tempted to buy it.