Ideal Christmas Gifts For Hat's Posters

[Bluto10]

That's not the point I'm making but I expected the usual glib reply.

 

make a bullshit statement then indeed you should expect a glib reply

[tup]

you don't generally.

 

which is why giving virtual gifts to your fellow Hatters here is perfect!

(you're not really expecting your playhouse to arrive by post any day soon, are you Tup? )

 

Did you not know that I'm all about the cyber pint these days?

 

That's as much as anyone is getting from me.

[Tommy]

I want to dress up as Santa, get myself aroused and insert my cock into your ass.

 

That's my gift to you all.

 

Failing that, I will give you all fuck all.

 

 

Is there a closing date for applications ?

[The Boofon]

Is there a closing date for applications ?

 

 

Christmas Eve more than likely.

[daytripping]

Something for Tup to help him get near his dream of being pool champion of the hamlet of wick.

 

[Dynamo]

Doing my bit for the poor of eastern Europe this Christmas, I will be donating one of these -

 

[daytripping]

I reckon Millertime would like one of these for his swimming pool visits, would make him look cool.

 

[The Boofon]

I reckon Millertime would like one of these for his swimming pool visits, would make him look cool.

 

 

 

I think I should advertise the swimpod here Dynamo.

 

Swimpod

[tup]

Something for Tup to help him get near his dream of being pool champion of the hamlet of wick.

 

 

Cheers min, but I'm brilliant anyway without the need for a helping hand

[Dynamo]

I think I should advertise the swimpod here Dynamo.

 

Swimpod

 

 

 

[gla5gowdon]

 

 

 

Merry (early) Christmas, guys! xx

 

Is that who I think it is?

 

If so, you've revealed too much.

 

[looksgoodinred]

Is that who I think it is?

 

If so, you've revealed too much.

 

 

i have no idea who she is that said, i'm beginning to think she may be a fellow Canadian though, given the Moosehead beer tap.

[gla5gowdon]

i have no idea who she is that said, i'm beginning to think she may be a fellow Canadian though, given the Moosehead beer tap.

 

I'll let you off.....THIS TIME.

[The Boofon]

Cheers min, but I'm brilliant anyway without the need for a helping hand

 

 

Your defeat in Aberdeen last month would suggest otherwise.

[tup]

Your defeat in Aberdeen last month would suggest otherwise.

 

It wisna really my defeat though, it was a game of doubles.

 

Anyone who follows tennis knows that doubles is nothing like singles.

[daytripping]

It wisna really my defeat though, it was a game of doubles.

 

Anyone who follows tennis knows that doubles is nothing like singles.

 

I heard you were playing like Begbie fae trainspotting!

[tup]

I heard you were playing like Begbie fae trainspotting!

 

Might be true.

 

I do like to lash the balls about the pub table.

[looksgoodinred]

for Rocket and Fatshaft, i'd get them a golf caddy. they seem quite useful

 

The DimePiece’s are extremely attractive and outgoing young ladies / girl caddies that will keep the golfers company during their round and help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel staff.

 

They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean balls, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles.

 

Merry Christmas fellas!

 

[dervish]

for Rocket and Fatshaft, i'd get them a golf caddy. they seem quite useful

 

The DimePiece

[looksgoodinred]

SOLD!

 

but i got you something else Dervish. although i'm sure i could exchange it for the ball-cleaning golf wench if you'd prefer?

 

 

Ever wish you could have a few dishes simmering in your slow cooker at once? Tru's Three-Crock Buffet Slow Cooker ($49.99-$69.99, based on capacity, amazon.com) lets you do just that. This model comes in three size options: two models with equal sized chambers (1.5 quarts on one and 2.5 quarts on the other) and a unique design that allows for a main course and two sides (with two 1.5-quart pots and a 4-quart main section.)

 

not nearly as much fun i guess. but pretty handy nonetheless.

[fatshaft]

SOLD!

Eh? Sorry Derv, but if I'm going to be getting a ball cleaning caddie strumpet, I'd rather it came from the lovely LGIR, than from a person of the male persuasion, something decidely dodgy there my friend.

[looksgoodinred]

Eh? Sorry Derv, but if I'm going to be getting a ball cleaning caddie strumpet, I'd rather it came from the lovely LGIR, than from a person of the male persuasion, something decidely dodgy there my friend.

 

i could be wrong, but i dinna think Dervish intended to gift you said caddie wench, FS, but keep it for himself, lol

 

that said, the fun and joy is in the giving. so i'll just get three: one for each of you!

[fatshaft]

i could be wrong, but i dinna think Dervish intended to gift you said caddie wench, FS, but keep it for himself, lol

 

that said, the fun and joy is in the giving. so i'll just get three: one for each of you!

aye I ken, it's what he might be giving that worries me, I'm nae takin

[Redstar]

i could be wrong, but i dinna think Dervish intended to gift you said caddie wench, FS, but keep it for himself, lol

 

that said, the fun and joy is in the giving. so i'll just get three: one for each of you!

I wouldn't concern yourself with FS...he's a bit of a desperado by all accounts and plenty used to sloppy seconds...as they say... beggars can't be chooser's

[fatshaft]

LGIR, this is for you, I'll let you know when I'm teeing off

 

[looksgoodinred]

I wouldn't concern yourself with FS...he's a bit of a desperado by all accounts and plenty used to sloppy seconds...as they say... beggars can't be chooser's

 

there is no virtual re-gifting here.

[Redstar]

LGIR, this is for you, I'll let you know when I'm teeing spanking off

 

[looksgoodinred]

LGIR, this is for you, I'll let you know when I'm teeing off

 

 

woohoo! and red to boot! thank you x

[looksgoodinred]

i must say, there seems a certain amount of sniping that appeared early on this thread, and seemingly continues.. which is definitely not in the holiday spirit.

 

just saying.

[Redstar]

i must say, there seems a certain amount of sniping that appeared early on this thread, and seemingly continues.. which is definitely not in the holiday spirit.

 

just saying.

He started it...just saying