Algerian Hostage Situation

[tup]

No I'm afraid the Value ranges are outlawed in the pool constitution, at my behest.

 

A pan of soup wouldna go amiss either.

[tommo1903]

No I'm afraid the Value ranges are outlawed in the pool constitution, at my behest.

 

A pan of soup wouldna go amiss either.

 

Bring your own fillings then, cunt.

[tup]

Bring your own fillings then, cunt.

 

I'll be rattling your fillings down your throat if that's your attitude.

 

Deplorable.

[tommo1903]

I'll be rattling your fillings down your throat if that's your attitude.

 

Deplorable.

 

I'm an enigma.

 

I'll still buy you a pint before watching local hero The Boofon destroy you at pool

[tightbreeks]

hey mr taliban

tali me banana

 

daylight come anna want to go home.

[Coopy100]

I'm an enigma.

 

I'll still buy you a pint before watching local hero The Boofon destroy you at pool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pR1cVgk7Is

[Karl Fletcher]

British nationals advised to leave Libya

 

I ken it's nae Algeria but they're next door aren't they?

[Sonoftherock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pR1cVgk7Is

 

Which co-incidentally is Tups walk-on theme as he takes to the table.

[Ke1t]

BUMP.

[The Boofon]

BUMP.

 

Just spent the last 3 days with CID. 10am until 9pm Wednesday and Thursday and until 5pm today. Safe to say my head is well and truly mangled. Hopefully OK to go to match on Sunday.

 

Press still hard at it although it's now all foreign journos from Japan to Columbia.

[Ke1t]

Just spent the last 3 days with CID. 10am until 9pm Wednesday and Thursday and until 5pm today. Safe to say my head is well and truly mangled. Hopefully OK to go to match on Sunday.

 

Press still hard at it although it's now all foreign journos from Japan to Columbia.

 

Have you ever heard the expression, The Tale Grew in the Telling?

 

By this point I'd be telling the Jap Journos, via interpreter, all about how I garroted half a dozen Al Qaed, leading a group of almost a hundred terrified Algerians out into the desert, where I dug down into the ground to create a well, using a T-Shirt and a beer can as an improvised water filter, keeping them alive until the authorities arrived. Obviously I was unsure as to the true identity of the army sorts who picked us up, so I disarmed one of their patrols and interrogated them... in French... until I was satisfied they weren't a security threat.

 

My book would be called, 'Moptop Zero Thirty'.

 

Either way, start charging for interviews.

[The Boofon]

Have you ever heard the expression, The Tale Grew in the Telling?

 

By this point I'd be telling the Jap Journos, via interpreter, all about how I garroted half a dozen Al Qaed, leading a group of almost a hundred terrified Algerians out into the desert, where I dug down into the ground to create a well, using a T-Shirt and a beer can as an improvised water filter, keeping them alive until the authorities arrived. Obviously I was unsure as to the true identity of the army sorts who picked us up, so I disarmed one of their patrols and interrogated them... in French... until I was satisfied they weren't a security threat.

 

My book would be called, 'Moptop Zero Thirty'.

 

Either way, start charging for interviews.

 

Nae my style Kelt. Financial gain means fuck all to me for this. I'm pretty drained with interviews. There is a guy from BBC who has been spot on through all of this and I feel like I owe him one but I'm fucked if I'm being interviewed in English and having it translated into Spanish. They'll compare my hair to Puyol FFS.

 

Cracking Guardian article today. Murielle was with us.

 

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/interactive/2013/jan/25/algeria-hostage-crisis-full-story

[Monkey]

Nevermind Ke1t's story you were given your script earlier in this thread;

 

 

 

So for your next interview you have to properly explain that at the start you were in your office surfing "afc chat, the number one football forum on the web" and then the only thing that kept you going was the thought of getting back to a wifi connection to log back in and check was was new on "afc chat, the number one football forum on the web."

 

Then on your release it was only because the Algerian Special forces recognised you as a poster on "afc chat, the number one football forum on the web" that stopped then from arresting you all.( You can say you made a pun and that they then mistook you for Harcus and were loading their rifles when you picked up their spelling and they then recognised you and the day was saved but only thanks to "afc chat, the number one football forum on the web".)

 

Now don't muck it up.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just spent the last 3 days with CID.

 

Aye, ripping off those Soho rent boys at yer "christmas do" and then going on national tv maybe wasnae so smart

[The Boofon]

Bang goes my quiet Saturday night.

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1059293/mokhtar-belmokhtar-gas-terror-chief-killed

[dervish]

Bang goes my quiet Saturday night.

 

http://news.sky.com/...or-chief-killed

 

Where did he touch you?

 

 

 

[Monkey]

Bang goes my quiet Saturday night.

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1059293/mokhtar-belmokhtar-gas-terror-chief-killed

Fearful for my life for pointing this out but from the Illuminati thread;

 

We have an assignment coming up in Mali............. Some revenge planned for their activists not taking out the boof cunt when they had the chance in another neighbouring shithole.

[The Boofon]

Fearful for my life for pointing this out but from the Illuminati thread;

 

 

 

 

[fatshaft]

How have things turned out Boof, any update? Are you mental?

[The Boofon]

How have things turned out Boof, any update? Are you mental?

Still at hame waiting for news about a return to work somewhere so enjoying some time at home with the family.

 

Thanks for asking.

 

No I am not mental.

 

 

 

Yet.

[The Boofon]

Will be back at it soon enough. Plenty keeping me busy while I'm at home anyway so will be good to get back to work for a break.

[DD1903]

Boof, was speaking to a BP worker last night (he works in Egypt at the mo). We got talking about what happened and he said that that news that would be breaking soon is that a driver or drivers had been sneaking guns into the compound before the attack. Is that the case?!

[BrianFaePerth]

Boof, was speaking to a BP worker last night (he works in Egypt at the mo). We got talking about what happened and he said that that news that would be breaking soon is that a driver or drivers had been sneaking guns into the compound before the attack. Is that the case?!

 

 

Canna be the case. That would be a clear breach of health and safety and would never happen on The Boofs watch.

[DD1903]

Depends if he has been in the social club or not, surely?!

[The Boofon]

Bump for Reekie.

[ChutneyLove]

If The Boofter had been killed I would have named the par-3 with a putter competition The Boofon Memorial Cup. Since he is still alive he should hurry the fuck up and get the remaining five holes organised.

[BrianFaePerth]

If The Boofter had been killed I would have named the par-3 with a putter competition The Boofon Memorial Cup. Since he is still alive he should hurry the fuck up and get the remaining five holes organised.

 

Eh think the more pressing issue would have been the Death Pool. All manner of fowk would have wanted to change their team to include him, a sort of tribute to The Boofon.

[tup]

I'm an enigma.

 

I'll still buy you a pint before watching local hero The Boofon destroy you at pool

I'm expecting major contrition from you tommo1903.

 

As I destroyed 'local hero' boofon at pool.

 

Like the Taliban, I show no mercy, take no prisoners.

[tommo1903]

I'm expecting major contrition from you tommo1903.

 

As I destroyed 'local hero' boofon at pool.

 

Like the Taliban, I show no mercy, take no prisoners.

 

Yes but he was a fragile man.

 

I guarantee that in 5 years time when he is back fully fit he will ruin you at pool.

 

I'd be glad to gub you at a game of kerby in the meantime.

[tup]

He won't he's not great at pool.

 

The Banff pool league must be a low standard.