Algerian Hostage Situation

[Bluto10]

couldnt give a fuck snout pool

 

who goes to a pub to play pool. losers thatswho

[tup]

couldnt give a fuck snout pool

 

[dervish]

Thanks. Some people (lets call them R Scientists) think I have been a bit soft in staying out of the way of the terrorists. Perhaps going outside and asking them for a square go would have made better reading but I'd not have been able to say so.

 

I'm happier being a hide and seek champ than a dead man.

 

Fucks sake could have at least been liberal with the truth. Chucked in "One boy strutted in to where we were hiding. So I nutted him and said 'Hud at! Thats what we do in Aburdeen!' That's when I told the lads to make a break for it.".

 

I'd have loved to see "Hud At" as a headline in a newspaper.

[The Boofon]

Fucks sake could have at least been liberal with the truth. Chucked in "One boy strutted in to where we were hiding. So I nutted him and said 'Hud at! Thats what we do in Aburdeen!' That's when I told the lads to make a break for it.".

 

I'd have loved to see "Hud At" as a headline in a newspaper.

 

 

I guess so. The three folk with me would have been surprised to read that though.

[tightbreeks]

was smeato there, wading in?

 

if the shit goes down and it's deliverance burt reynolds survival of the fittest, then you've got the smarts. congrats is weird, it's a bit macabre the whole thing, bitter sweet.

[The Boofon]

That's a bonny fireplace Boof and bonny living room decor in general.

 

Spoke very well again bud.

 

 

Thanks Bri. All the wife's eye for decor. I just pay for it.

[minijc]

Thanks Bri. All the wife's eye for decor. I just pay for it.

I heard your wife on the radio yesterday, she read out the text yo sent her, I almost cried.

[ChutneyLove]

I think I'll host an alternative pool comp the same night. Not in a poofters place like the Adam Lounge / Hawthorn though. I think the 524 Cocktail Lounge is a better venue. Bit of a leveller playing in front of old mannies in a smokey atmosphere.

[boboisared]

 

I guess so. The three folk with me would have been surprised to read that though.

I'm sure the 4 of you could have cooked up a decent story Boof. Front page of the Sun:

 

TALIBAN RAPED

Literally

[robbojunior]

I heard your wife on the radio yesterday, she read out the text yo sent her, I almost cried.

 

Fit did it say? "I'm getting a haircut"

[chaos_defrost]

I think I'll host an alternative pool comp the same night. Not in a poofters place like the Adam Lounge / Hawthorn though. I think the 524 Cocktail Lounge is a better venue. Bit of a leveller playing in front of old mannies in a smokey atmosphere.

 

524 Cocktail Lounge

[tup]

I think it would be a mistake to try and operate a rival pool competition to mine on the same date.

 

It's fairly obvious which one everyone will be turning up to.

 

You're invited Chutney and the Adam Lounge is not a poof's bar at all.

[Bluto10]

I think it would be a mistake to try and operate a rival pool competition to mine on the same date.

 

It's fairly obvious which one everyone will be turning up to.

 

You're invited Chutney and the Adam Lounge is not a poof's bar at all.

 

can i join.

 

id love top come and watch.

 

please. pretty please.

pretty pretty [pretty pretty please with cherries on top?

[Karl Fletcher]

The Adam Lounge is a decent boozer but on the downside you always run the risk of bumping into this cunt

[tup]

can i join.

 

id love top come and watch.

 

please. pretty please.

pretty pretty [pretty pretty please with cherries on top?

 

Of course you can, you can play if you're fit.

 

I suspect you're pish at pool however.

 

The Adam Lounge is just what a battle cruiser needs to be, small-ish, serves drink, has a juker and a pool table, and isna full of wankers in designer gear.

[ChutneyLove]

Ok, the 524 can beanother night. Hawthorn it is.

[Bluto10]

Of course you can, you can play if you're fit.

 

I suspect you're pish at pool however.

 

cheers for the invite like but would rather bodyswerve the pool.

i do my best drinking in a pub. bar games like pool just get in the way of proper drinking and socialising.

 

in fact its what loners do when theyre out in public. the pool is simply a crutch to hide behind so they dont have to actively socialise.

[tup]

My tournaments are all-inclusive.

 

The more shite that turns up, the better.

 

The wheat will soon be sorted from the chaff anyway.

[Bluto10]

My tournaments are all-inclusive.

 

The more shite that turns up, the better.

 

The wheat will soon be sorted from the chaff anyway.

 

cheers tup, youre a proper mate. i winna forget it.

[tommo1903]

This sounds like an AFC Chat meet-up.

 

[Bluto10]

This sounds like an AFC Chat meet-up.

 

 

 

berto will be sporting original penguin and tup will be identifiable from his bald coupon.

 

both will be hanging about 2m from the bar, nae speaking to any cunt and nae ordering a drink either.

[tup]

I'll be there whether any of you cunts turn up or not.

[tommo1903]

I'll maybe go along, annonymously.

 

I can sometimes be found in there on a Saturday afternoon watching their illegal football streams with a pint of Stella.

[tup]

I'll maybe go along, annonymously.

 

Why would you want to do that?

 

Scared?

[tup]

Look for the ASDA outfit.

 

 

Good point.

[tommo1903]

I'll be the one covered in flour.

[tup]

Might come in handy for the cue action.

 

No need for chalk, man is covered head to toe in flour, he's come prepared for battle.

[tommo1903]

If you'd like to order in advance, I could bring along a fine loaf for you.

[tup]

Sounds good.

 

I'll take butter and we can make sandwiches for the troops, a pool staple thon, half-time sandwiches.

[tommo1903]

Sounds good.

 

I'll take butter and we can make sandwiches for the troops, a pool staple thon, half-time sandwiches.

 

We'll need a filling for the sandwiches. Asda value ham for they cunts, I'll speak to my mates in the cold groceries department, see if we can get discount.

 

I'll get some coronation chicken for my own pieces.