Zombie Dunfermline

[tup]

It seems Dunfermline are about to, in one of my all time favourite phrases, 'go to the wall'.

 

Leaving a huge debt behind them of course.

 

Now, my question is, given the zombie huns were given huge rule bending advantages to come back from their brief termination, will the same privileges be extended to these Fife minker no-marks?

 

I won't be holding my breath for the media campaign anyway.

[Betty Swallicks]

I like Dunfie for two reasons.

 

1. Good terracing bounce in the early 90's.

2. Hans Hans Super Hans's debut.

[Ingolfsson]

I like Dunfie for two reasons.

 

1. Good terracing bounce in the early 90's.

2. Hans Hans Super Hans's debut.

 

3. Steak bridies

[RUL]

Steak Bridies have been rereplaced by in house cattering I read so that's off the list.

[perthshirered]

Steak Bridies have been rereplaced by in house cattering I read so that's off the list.

 

Never tried eating feline meat before, normally stick to beef etc. can't see their new in house options being too appealing to many people.

[tup]

Never tried eating feline meat before, normally stick to beef etc. can't see their new in house options being too appealing to many people.

 

[Top Cat]

I for one will be campaigning for Zombie Dunfermline to be parachuted straight back into the First Division. Purely to get it right up the the huns.

[baldrick_sheep]

Think their fans are resigned to division 3 at best for next season. Folk running it have fucked up, time for a restart and the fans to take over. I've some great memories of east end park (first dons game in the aberdeen end, play-off 95 etc...), would be strange not to be able to organise a wee trip back home to west fife around a visit of the dons, hope they get it sorted.

 

And

 

4. taking derek young off our payroll for a while

[The Boofon]

Never tried eating feline meat before, normally stick to beef etc. can't see their new in house options being too appealing to many people.

 

 

I don't know. Sounds purrfect to me.

[Jigot]

Steak Bridies have been rereplaced by in house cattering I read so that's off the list.

FFS, nae steak bridies? They'll still play The Skids surely to Christ?

[ChutneyLove]

I for one will be campaigning for Zombie Dunfermline to be parachuted straight back into the First Division. Purely to get it right up the the huns.

Dunfermline have escalated their debt profile due to mis-management, a bit like Aberdeen have. They don't deserve to be thrown out the league they are in. I would be happy for them to remain in Division One next season, assuming they have collected enough points to do so. Rangers cheated and were caught, they deserved what they got. The new club that took their place should have had to apply for league status.

[Robbie Winters]

FFS, nae steak bridies? They'll still play The Skids surely to Christ?

5. Stuart Adamson's impromptu sing a longs in Tappie Toories

[BrianFaePerth]

I for one will be campaigning for Zombie Dunfermline to be parachuted straight back into the First Division. Purely to get it right up the the huns.

 

Seconded, half the first division will go bankrupt otherwise.

[RUL]

Dunfermline have escalated their debt profile due to mis-management, a bit like Aberdeen have. They don't deserve to be thrown out the league they are in. I would be happy for them to remain in Division One next season, assuming they have collected enough points to do so. Rangers cheated and were caught, they deserved what they got. The new club that took their place should have had to apply for league status.

 

I think the issue is that dunfermline will not enter admin, they will either continue as they are or be liquidated, therefore the situation is exactly the same as rangers as it would have to be a newco but even that is not a given, the debt is linked to the stadium which would make more money being sold for housing than another football team.

[tup]

I'd not be sorry if they went out of business completely.

 

Not paying debts after racking them up recklessly is the lowest of the low, in any walk of life.

 

I've zero sympathy, they shat in their own nest, same as the huns.

[RUL]

They hate us too, fk knows why, we gave them Derek Young.

[tup]

They hate us too, fk knows why, we gave them Derek Young.

 

Don't forget we stole the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ himself off them.

 

They were right to be gutted what with him being the best Dons manager we've had since Fergie who we should never have sacked because look at us now.

[Crossbow]

Don't forget we stole the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ himself off them.

 

They were right to be gutted what with him being the best Dons manager we've had since Fergie who we should never have sacked because look at us now.

 

[tup]

Not fishing as such, just parodying the media portrayal of the fat orange weegie prick of a mouthpiece.

[Ke1t]

I for one will be campaigning for Zombie Dunfermline to be parachuted straight back into the First Division. Purely to get it right up the the huns.

 

Balls, let's get them in to replace Dundee in the SPL.

[vanderark14]

I see SAF is offering them a friendly against Man Utd and Raith have offered a percentage of the gate for their next derby game.

[V for Vendetta]

Whats stopping them going into Admin and doing what Dundee have twice?

[Monkey]

Whats stopping them going into Admin and doing what Dundee have twice?

 

I was talking to a Dunfermline fan who said that there may be an issue with the stadium as Dunfermline don't own the ground.

 

It's owned by one of Mastertons's companies and Dunfermline have something like a 100 year lease on it at stupid low rent.

 

Now the terms of that lease might mean that any Admin or liquidation terminate the lease giving the owners the right to then bulldoze the ground and build flats which would be a lot more profitable for Masterton than any other outcome so Dunfermline might have nothing to gain from Administration.

[vanderark14]

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/217771-fan-bid-to-buy-crisis-hit-dunfermline-withdrawn-as-talks-break-down/

 

can't believe their owner is on holiday at the moment whilst all this is going on

[RUL]

I don't think he's on holiday...a runner by the sounds of it

[Sheep#1]

Think their fans are resigned to division 3 at best for next season. Folk running it have fucked up, time for a restart and the fans to take over. I've some great memories of east end park (first dons game in the aberdeen end, play-off 95 etc...), would be strange not to be able to organise a wee trip back home to west fife around a visit of the dons, hope they get it sorted.

 

And

 

4. taking derek young off our payroll for a while

 

Might have known you would be distraught at the plight of your beloved Pars.

 

Fuck them I say, Yorkston is a total prick.

[amancalledbuck]

I hope they die.

[tup]

The boy that lent them the cash(absurdly to the tune of almost £10m), Masterton, is the same guy who was involved in sanctioning loans to the now defunct Rangers, to the tune of closer to £100m.

 

The guy should be in jail, not on holiday in Switzerland.

[Huntlysheep]

Any team who were associated wi the Hun scum deserves too die.

[tup]

I think David Murray is heavily involved still with Masterton and both are attempting to run this club into the ground in an attempt to create a gap in next season's First Division.

 

No prizes for guessing who the clamour will be for to fill that gap.

 

Calderwood blew the lid off it and I can see no other reason for Dunfermline not at least attempting administration.