Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 had a wee girl almost two weeks ago, very healthy and happy and sleeping 22 hours a day.... assuming this doesnt last? Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 had a wee girl almost two weeks ago,very healthy and happy and sleeping 22 hours a day.... assuming this doesnt last?No it won't last, you'll get bed sores. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 pffft its all about rotation min they dont call me the rotisserie because of my love for chicken Link to comment
Nespa Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 had a wee girl almost two weeks ago, very healthy and happy and sleeping 22 hours a day.... assuming this doesnt last?congratulations mate! Link to comment
The Hulk Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Congrats Stoney. Remember it takes a man to make a girl! My eldest, who is a couple months short of her third birthday, came in to the kitchen with one of her dolls yesterday and told us that the doll's name was Sweetcock. We did ask her to repeat this and it can be confirmed that she did actually say Sweetcock. I'm really dreading the teenage years. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 congratulations Stoney! and a hearty welcome to Miss Stoney i was wondering if the momentous occasion had occurred yet, but didn't want to ask. glad to hear everyone's doing well. and absolutely don't count on that much sleep for too long Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Congrats Stoney. Remember it takes a man to make a girl! My eldest, who is a couple months short of her third birthday, came in to the kitchen with one of her dolls yesterday and told us that the doll's name was Sweetcock. We did ask her to repeat this and it can be confirmed that she did actually say Sweetcock. I'm really dreading the teenage years. Sweetcock Our loon made up his own language that he called 'Rockive', which initially appeared to just be gibberish. Upon listening more closely it transpired was just all the bad words he'd ever heard me say. I got into more trouble for that than he did when Mrs Kelt realised what he was saying. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 cheers folks, she has me wrapped round her finger already, although did sleep long enough that I got to the game yesterday. wife had to get a wee op after due to placenta not detaching and in turn picked up an infection so had to spend 5 days in hospital....seen enough of that place to do me a lifetime. Link to comment
Guest Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Coolio stoney. Da ken if it's your first or not but have more than one. Essential to. Folk who have one only are fucked up. They pretend it's for reasons financial but it's more to do them being shit, the woman being weak mostly. Link to comment
tup Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Will need to wet this bairn's head at some point. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 aye tupster at the rate folk are asking i'll need to have at least two.... Link to comment
tup Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Chancer! I'll buy you one pint only. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Congrats Stoney loon, The hard work starts when she hits 13, enjoy the rest. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Chancer!I'll buy you one pint only.its one more than EPK bought so yer on Link to comment
tup Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Tight fistedness is ingrained in the likes of EPK from birth. 14th December. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 typically its games like that I leave at half time and make a cunt of it haha Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Conratulations Stoney. Are The Dons unbeaten in your wee girls lifetime, or was she born before the County game? My wee boy had 6 weeks unbeaten until that game (he was born a couple of hours before the Alloa match). Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Cheers, Born on the 8th so 100% record so far. Wife joked shes fed up with me planning stuff for the international break as our wedding was also on the 8th 2 years ago, seriously though, who organises a wedding for the same saturday as a dons game? Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 its one more than EPK bought so yer on Cheeky cunt, I offered, you refused. Tight fistedness is ingrained in the likes of EPK from birth. 14th December. Incorrect, for all my failings, tight fistyness is not on my resume. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Playing outdated rules in pool being top of your list of failings. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Playing outdated rules in pool being top of your list of failings. Just adhering to the Scottish Pool Association rules and regulations. If you Northern monkeys want to play another way, so be it. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Cheeky cunt, I offered, you refused. Incorrect, for all my failings, tight fistyness is not on my resume. I refused a pint??????? Sorry chief you have me confused with somebody else, never turned down a pint in my life :) Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I refused a pint??????? Sorry chief you have me confused with somebody else, never turned down a pint in my life :) Sir, you certainly did that day. You had a full pint in front of you, you said you were leaving shortly and I also had a train to catch. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just adhering to the Scottish Pool Association rules and regulations. If you Northern monkeys want to play another way, so be it. The Aberdeen and District League is playing blackball rules now, maybe the Buckie league hasn't caught up yet. Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Sir, you certainly did that day. You had a full pint in front of you, you said you were leaving shortly and I also had a train to catch. Not even i can drink two at once........ I think i may have had bowling.....and i think i was already late haha Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 seriously though, who organises a wedding for the same saturday as a dons game? RTYD Link to comment
Stoney Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 If you gave me a list of 100 people to organise a wedding on a dons saturday he'd be the last person on my list.......... We ken fa wears the troosers in his hoose Link to comment
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