Scrumpy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdA3CJbKwVI Asian mail-order bride? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 30 years from now Scotland could be used as a strategic missile defence area, except this time it'll be Russian. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dozens-trapped-plane-crashes-river-041910003.html?vp=1#brewEbB That one isn't missing. Holy fuck. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Quite a crash. Dashcams rule. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Latest plane crash. A320 into the French Alps. Surely nae cunt is surviving that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32030270 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Latest plane crash. A320 into the French Alps. Surely nae cunt is surviving that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32030270 They must have a fair chance if it's crashed into soft snow. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 They must have a fair chance if it's crashed into soft snow. There will be an avalanche of speculation until we know the truth Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 How come nae cunt can fly a fucking plane yet I STILL can't get a job as a pilot. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 They must have a fair chance if it's crashed into soft snow. If they crash at the right angle than the pilot would have been able to guide the plane down the slopes to the bottom of the mountain. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 If they crash at the right angle than the pilot would have been able to guide the plane down the slopes to the bottom of the mountain. There's no snow at the bottom so your theory is flawed. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 There's no snow at the bottom so your theory is thawed.I see what you did there Link to comment
robbojunior Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I see what you did there Boofon will be piste off at you for that. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Worst descent by a German in The Alps since Schumacher. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 They must have a fair chance if it's crashed into soft snow. no survivors it appears. how could they not know for certain if the party of 16 German teenagers had boarded or not? http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/24/german-a320-airbus-plane-crashes-french-alps http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/germanwings-flight-4u9525-airbus-a320-crash-in-french-alps-kills-150-aboard-1.3006701 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The more flights I take, the more freaked out by the whole process i'm becoming. Not too sure why, i've not really had any bad flights! Probably due to the never ending supply of plane crashes recently! Social Media and 24 hour news has a lot to answer for.... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 As someone said on twatter this is the sort of flight any one of us could be on, rather than all they recent crashes between two shitholes in bongo bongo land. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Any time I'm flying I keep an eye out for a good, catastrophic crash like the one today. Something with lots of carnage, preferably. This makes me feel safer about my own flight, since I feel I've been pre-crashed... that is to say that it's rare for two really bad plane crashes to happen one right after the other, probably because the airlines are extra diligent about maintenance for a short time after said catastrophic crash. I still need to get pished before I get on a plane, but I feel much safer personally if just a whole bunch of motherfuckers died in the week leading up to my own flight. EDIT: This might come off as a tiny bit of a selfish attitude. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 As someone said on twatter this is the sort of flight any one of us could be on, rather than all they recent crashes between two shitholes in bongo bongo land.Ken. I'm just back from Barcelona and I'm heading to Dusseldorf in a fortnight. Plane also crashed about 15km from where I'm learning to fly. Ah well. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Just get ejector seats fitted to all planes and pass the cost onto Joe Public. Would need thought on how they could be activated though. Fine n Dandy boring off about how anyone could have signed Craig Gordon on peanuts repeatedly on a 12 hour flight would be far too tempting for a big red button press. I've always thought everyone should be fitted with a personal parachute. Maybe I'll make that my carry on in future. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'm now free styling. How about a massive parachute for the plane itself?? Tremendous idea. A fireproof parachute,big inflatable thingamybobs for ocean crashes, and nitrous instead of emergency oxygen. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Put the planes on tracks Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Should oh got the train...... Oh well they'll ken next time. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I happened to stumble across a fear of flying page on facers where the crash was discussed, terrible thing to happen, naturally I added some soothing words to calm those reading. Couldn't help think they'd have been better discussing cute puppies or spring flowers. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I happened to stumble across a fear of flying page on facers where the crash was discussed, terrible thing to happen, naturally I added some soothing words to calm those reading. Couldn't help think they'd have been better discussing cute puppies or spring flowers.Your wisdom is worth a thousand pictures bro.They're lucky that people like you care, you know that's a damn rare thing these days Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Your wisdom is worth a thousand pictures bro.They're lucky that people like you care, you know that's a damn rare thing these daysHumbling words bro, thank you. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Humbling words bro, thank you.Were all rooting for you. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Someone should invent a massive Hamster/Plane ball that it can fly in Like a force field. Closer than you think. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 As someone said on twatter this is the sort of flight any one of us could be on, rather than all they recent crashes between two shitholes in bongo bongo land. Absolute drivel.^^^^^ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Put the planes on tracks +1 I'd get rid of all the mountains. Makes flying into them impossible. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Absolute drivel.^^^^^ Just glad you the cause of the crash wasn't you going up to the cockpit for a chat and the crew taking the easiest option to avoid talking to you Link to comment
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