Tattoed Fuckwit Beats Up Other Tattoed Fuckwit

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Check this out, whoever would have thought a relationship between a porn star and MMA fighter could be volatile / end up like this?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2722765/Porn-star-Christy-Mack-reveals-injuries-reportedly-inflicted-MMA-fighter-ex-boyfriend-Jon-Koppenhaver.html

 

Damaged goods all round.

 

And just to add more curl to your toes, another 3rd rate celebrity is now using the tawdry episode to boost his flagging fame:

 

http://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/dog-the-bounty-hunter-to-chase-christy-macks-alleged-attacker-mma-fighter-war-machine/story-fndkzthy-1227022867892

 

(I look forward to the news reports of him having the shit kicked out him by an MMA fighter lol)

 

What next? I think they should call in Spiderman to sort all this out

[spamspamspam]

Don't worry dog the bounty hunter is on the case.

 

I find it impossible to even write that without the dowwwg the boun teee huntaaa tune going through my head. Sad but true

[dave_min]

My good friend was informing me that Inverurie's very own Hannah Miley went along to a MMA training session and owned the lot of them.

 

Which isn't particularly relevant as she doesn't have any (visible) tattoos.

 

Haver a nice day.

[looksgoodinred]

he seems a nasty bit of work.

no one asks to be beaten. but tattooing yourself "property of..." doesn't really encourage a neanderthal to think of you as a person, and not his "thing".

 

anyway, hope Dog's wife gets to War Machine before the police do

 

[dave_min]

She looks hot.

 

Anybody got a recommendation for any of her videos?

[Bluto10]

He looks like a brainless knuckledragging meathead.

 

Fuckin disgusting.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Christy is lovey. She has her own special folder on my PC.

 

I will make it my life's work to find him and bring him to justice. After I finish my McChicken Sandwich.

[minijc]

MMA has turned well minky, this proves it, no real class in the sport at all.

[Bluto10]

Certainly nae as noble as Queensbury rules.

Far less gentrified

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Christy is lovey.

 

Correction - was lovely, before this incident.

 

I can see the appeal of getting a tattoo, but so many?

 

A porn star of her fame must be pretty rich and yet various saddos are falling over themselves to pay for her medical bills, presumably in the hope she might acknowledge they exist.

[spamspamspam]

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/dog-the-bounty-hunter-s-son-makes-his-move-on-christy-mack

 

Now son of dog is offering to fill the hole left by war machine.

 

Makes me think of that time I went potholing.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

dowwwg the boun teee huntaaa tune

 

Thats now stuck in my head, thanks for that!

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

he seems a nasty bit of work.

Indeed - apparently its not the first time he has been violent to her, but by far the worst.

 

He once tweeted he had raped her, but then tried to claim it was a joke.

 

As you can see, I have been consumed by this gripping celebrity drama to the extent of swotting up on the back story.

tattooing yourself "property of..." doesn't really encourage a neanderthal to think of you as a person, and not his "thing".

Totally agree.

 

Neither is being a porn star going to encourage men to be very respectful towards a woman.

 

She is only a young thing, so perhaps misguided.

 

This "war machine" character is the type of 'tough guy' a lot of women would go for. Women are renowned for their bad taste / poor relationship choices.

 

I once tried to get into MMA, calling myself "burst couch" but it didn't take off for me.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Now son of dog is offering to fill the hole left by war machine.

No shame eh? Bet he'd wank over a corpse.

 

From your link, Dog tweeted " #war machine in front if your house 1on1 let's do it !! ! Winner takes ALL !!"

 

(presumably having already knocked the door to make sure the guy wasnt home first )

[spamspamspam]

 

Thats now stuck in my head, thanks for that!

 

 

 

 

You'll be amazed how quickly it turns into Michael jackson's Thriller

 

dir dira dira dit dit

dir dira dira dit dit

dir dira dira dit dit

Its close to miiidnight....

[E-P-K]

 

Correction - was lovely, before this incident.

 

I can see the appeal of getting a tattoo, but so many?

 

A porn star of her fame must be pretty rich and yet various saddos are falling over themselves to pay for her medical bills, presumably in the hope she might acknowledge they exist.

 

 

 

Not at all, her "fee" in 2013 was $1500 per scene

[spamspamspam]

 

 

 

Not at all, her "fee" in 2013 was $1500 per scene

 

 

You sure?

 

All the Czech programs I watch say its between $3000-$5000 a day.

[daytripping]

Indeed - apparently its not the first time he has been violent to her, but by far the worst.

 

He once tweeted he had raped her, but then tried to claim it was a joke.

 

As you can see, I have been consumed by this gripping celebrity drama to the extent of swotting up on the back story.

Totally agree.

 

Neither is being a porn star going to encourage men to be very respectful towards a woman.

 

She is only a young thing, so perhaps misguided.

 

This "war machine" character is the type of 'tough guy' a lot of women would go for. Women are renowned for their bad taste / poor relationship choices.

 

I once tried to get into MMA, calling myself "burst couch" but it didn't take off for me.

 

Pretty spot on, I know one pretty girl who has been a punch bag for a bouncer in town for years, still sticks by him, broken nose and jaw many times, never reports him. Some women just like the meat head type I guess, maybe stay in the relationship as they're scared to leave, maybe just get used to it.

[E-P-K]

 

 

You sure?

 

All the Czech programs I watch say its between $3000-$5000 a day.

 

 

http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/actress/christy-mack-net-worth/

[Bluto10]

Dayts that's shockin

 

Where's the street justice for this goon?

[spamspamspam]

 

 

http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/actress/christy-mack-net-worth/

A man that's obviously never seen a 'casting'

[daytripping]

Dayts that's shockin

 

Where's the street justice for this goon?

 

Offered my services many times over the years, thinks it will make it worse.

 

Besides he's a fair size of lad, would have been a 50/50.

 

As CS said a lot of women just like twats, must be a danger thing, exciting.

[Ke1t]

A guy named War Machine is on the lam, after beating his porn actress ex-girlfriend so brutally that she was barely able to release selfies of herself.and Tweet about the incident, But she did.

 

War Machine is currently being hunted by a TV Bounty Hunter called Dog the Bounty Hunter,

 

Let that sink in.

 

This is the reality we live in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[daytripping]

Kelt,

 

Even he fucking tweeted about it, fucking alpha male shit!! hahahaha alpha males don't fucking tweet let alone beat up women.

[daytripping]

Even worse, she might have been late with his tea. The cow.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

I'd fancy War Machine to pound Dog into a bloody pulp.

 

Definitely. Dog will be tooled up though and have his crew with him.

 

Mano elmano the Machine would put him to sleep.

[looksgoodinred]

I'd fancy War Machine to pound Dog into a bloody pulp.

 

i think Beth could put him in the ground.

she is a hard-looking woman. with massive tits. if nothing else, she could smother the bastard.

[looksgoodinred]

Swift kick in the fishpot, tatties for Beth.

 

bet she's had it more than once and she's still walking

from the few shows i've seen, she seems a hard woman, Pipes!

 

PS.. perhaps you could call her nether regions something other than a fishpot?

[E-P-K]

A guy named War Machine is on the lam, after beating his porn actress ex-girlfriend so brutally that she was barely able to release selfies of herself.and Tweet about the incident, But she did.

 

War Machine is currently being hunted by a TV Bounty Hunter called Dog the Bounty Hunter,

 

Let that sink in.

 

This is the reality we live in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And, and she has tattoo "property of machine"

 

as well as war machine having tattoo "MACK" across his neck,

 

[looksgoodinred]

what i'm curious about is what happened to her date/new boyfriend?

 

so he gets a bit of a beating first.. broken nose and a couple of blacked eyes apparently and chucked out of the house. before arsehole starts for Christy Mack.

 

why wasn't he (a) calling the police like NOW and/or (b) going back in, since presumably Christy made some noise while she was being beaten, and/or the arsehole War Machine was probably yelling away at her.

 

not that any of this happening to Christy is his fault. but still, where the hell was he while all this happened?