RUL Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 At least it gives clydeside tim someone to talk to now we've another tim on board. Link to comment
paddy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Woke up to this thread. Brilliant. Definitely thread of the year. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 everyone of one of use on here has a kink I bet you! mines has been found out and you know what fuck it! its harmless and its not your most mainstream fetish, and btw why are folk wanting a look at the forum? be careful you might like it haha True enough like. Can't beat a cougar vs kitten, where an older lesbian seduces a younger lesbian. Love it! Link to comment
oilcat Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Brilliant thread....brightened up my Friday Link to comment
SkyeDon Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I see this hasn't blown over yet... Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Just went on www.gassyerotica.net and I see there's a thread 'accidentally outed myself on a football forum'. Fucked if I'm registering to read it though Link to comment
AFCaketin Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 To be fair like, there is better/funnier stuff over in deviant's corner...but bebo just waiting in the bell tower waiting for the head shot was just fucking brilliant. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 'After a long day at the beach sweating and drinking martini's hitting the occasional taco stand, I stumble back onto gas mask after finding my lazy ass boyfriend laying around watching TV when he should be at the beach, getting my drinks for me and tending to me. This is bullshit. I strap the mask to his face and let him have some of the aftermath of what I've been doing all day!! Sealing the hole to the little hose on my asshole I blast my toxic after party taco gas directly into his face! It literally has nowhere to go except directly into his face, every ounce of it into his lungs while he just lays there helplessly, forced to filter my gas. I won't smell a thing I hope all that laying around today was worth being my little fart filter, bitch. I Launch fart after fart into his face while he just lays there in agony!! :'D Take it all piggy. Suck up all my smell. I do it in multiple angles finsihing up with a close up-nude style almost POV angle, even moving the hose to blow a couple POV kisses to my slaves. When hes had enough and I think hes gotten used to the smell I remove his mask and order him to stick his tongue into my ass. Blasting farts up his tongue straight into his mouth like a funnel. Letting him taste and smell all of me. Almost tempted to put his mask back on because I was starting to smell them and they were TERRIBLE. After I'm all gassed out I sit forward on his face with his nose deep inside my pussy, allowing him to get off while he still has remnants of my sht in his mouth and nose.. but its taking him too long... I let him know I'm not getting up until he gets off... 1 minute later he follows through like a good little slave... He shouldn't get used to it though, his new chastity device will be arriving in the mail soon.' Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 what the fuck gives you the right to post my email address to the public? i was slagging off a football team uve went personal, ive made a cunt of it but putting my email address up? You stupid cunt. Link to comment
Guest RosemountRed Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 i genuinely canny belive what has happened today its all over twitter, went into shock for a couple of hours not giving a fuck now. Please stop it. Link to comment
boboisared Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I find it disgusting that most of the geeks on here are foaming at the mouth loving the poor guys demise but cry like fuck if anyone mentions anything remotely personal about them on the site......mini you were the worst at demanding things get removed from the board. Don't worry fart guy, I'm on your side. Most the cunts slagging you off probably wank off to kiddie porn. Me, I'm more old school and like the dramatic event of live perversion. I was once lying naked on my bed and my now deceased cat started licking my cock, I never stopped him(my first and only male to male experience). That bristled wake up call was better than 10 cups of strong coffee. Hit the ground running that day. The most off putting part of the whole thing was the aroma of whiskas. Anyway I shot my bolt right into his face and wrung his neck to protect my dignity as I could quite well imagine the crafty little cunt tittle tattling with the other alley cats about my pathetic little winkie. Never been into any sort of gassy erotica, love bumming birds but truth be known I'm a bit put off by birds farting, I'd rather withdraw with a cock looking like a toffee crisp than her blast her excessive gasses towards me.......but I willing to be educated. Link to comment
AFCaketin Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 'After a long day at the beach sweating and drinking martini's hitting the occasional taco stand, I stumble back onto gas mask after finding my lazy ass boyfriend laying around watching TV when he should be at the beach, getting my drinks for me and tending to me. This is bullshit. I strap the mask to his face and let him have some of the aftermath of what I've been doing all day!! Sealing the hole to the little hose on my asshole I blast my toxic after party taco gas directly into his face! It literally has nowhere to go except directly into his face, every ounce of it into his lungs while he just lays there helplessly, forced to filter my gas. I won't smell a thing I hope all that laying around today was worth being my little fart filter, bitch. I Launch fart after fart into his face while he just lays there in agony!! :'D Take it all piggy. Suck up all my smell. I do it in multiple angles finsihing up with a close up-nude style almost POV angle, even moving the hose to blow a couple POV kisses to my slaves. When hes had enough and I think hes gotten used to the smell I remove his mask and order him to stick his tongue into my ass. Blasting farts up his tongue straight into his mouth like a funnel. Letting him taste and smell all of me. Almost tempted to put his mask back on because I was starting to smell them and they were TERRIBLE. After I'm all gassed out I sit forward on his face with his nose deep inside my pussy, allowing him to get off while he still has remnants of my sht in his mouth and nose.. but its taking him too long... I let him know I'm not getting up until he gets off... 1 minute later he follows through like a good little slave... He shouldn't get used to it though, his new chastity device will be arriving in the mail soon.' Sounds like the female version of you min! Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The poor lad is now in a no wind situation. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If this guy tops himself. The Hat could be no more. Link to comment
AFCaketin Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If this guy tops himself. The Hat could be no more. Like a fart in the wind? Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 We could be in for a bit of gassy erotica in The Exchange tomorrow after a few pints. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 We could be in for a bit of gassy erotica in The Exchange tomorrow after a few pints. @reekie_dok will be speaking out his arse but thats normal. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Doubt that will be a turn on. Link to comment
Guest RosemountRed Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This has certainly made Wednesday night easier to get over. Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm sure McInnes will use this thread to motivate the players for tomorrow. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've recieved some amount of messages on FB and such like asking about it. Though perhaps a tad harsh, its an excellent lesson for trolls. The Hearts casuals was much better. Link to comment
boboisared Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've recieved some amount of messages on FB and such like asking about it. Though perhaps a tad harsh, its an excellent lesson for trolls. The Hearts casuals was much better.Ha ha, Blazin' Squad. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Whats the record anyway.. Its up to 1335 now. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 ps @@Bebo, fyfe and moir advert changed? haha bottle crashed? There are plenty of huns looking on in... I'd imagine they don't want to be bombarded with abuse from angry Sevconians. There are a few moaning about it on Followfollow. Link to comment
Site Sponsor RTYD Posted September 25, 2015 Site Sponsor Share Posted September 25, 2015 ps @@Bebo, fyfe and moir advert changed? haha bottle crashed?Avoiding the abuse our team are getting. Happy to put your picture up if you like as you're hard. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 There are plenty of huns looking on in... I'd imagine they don't want to be bombarded with abuse from angry Sevconians. There are a few moaning about it on Followfollow. Do you not have to be registered to read that? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 rocket_scientistRe: HIVS v Dons« Reply #40 on: Yesterday at 10:28:28 PM »Do me a favour and copy and paste the words.Thank you.That fud, when he banned me without having the courtesy of telling me, managed to block my devices and/or ISP from viewing that site. Not that I give a fuck but what a bitchy thing to do. Is the cunt a poof? That's gay behaviour that is. Pure faggotry. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted September 25, 2015 Admin Share Posted September 25, 2015 Put the AFC forum section on private. Fuck sake this went a bit mental. The internet, eh? rocket_scientistRe: HIVS v Dons« Reply #40 on: Yesterday at 10:28:28 PM »Do me a favour and copy and paste the words.Thank you.That fud, when he banned me without having the courtesy of telling me, managed to block my devices and/or ISP from viewing that site. Not that I give a fuck but what a bitchy thing to do. Is the cunt a poof? That's gay behaviour that is. Pure faggotry. Aye saw that yesterday. Gave me a good laugh. Rocket ran out of about 15 different chances over the year and blew them all and broke every promise to behave after every unbanning. After his last breakdown it was best if he couldn't read the hat otherwise Roberto's posts were going to send him off the edge. Link to comment
Site Sponsor RTYD Posted September 25, 2015 Site Sponsor Share Posted September 25, 2015 Avoiding the abuse our team are getting. Happy to put your picture up if you like as you're hard.Well? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Is there still a link to the Hearts Blazin' Squad? That was classic. Link to comment
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