reekie_dock Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Lundgrens not happy about the necklace of Gay men's ears he has to wear. He wants to know if they can be changed so they are hot lesbians ears? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 What about van damme?Thunderwizard are doing the soundtrack and Van Damme has standards. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Was watching Gogglebox last night and it has to be said the two gay blokes are funny, as I was chuckling to their chatter it made me reflect on the Orlando shooting, some gays are alright and they should be able to go clubbing without being shot by some mossie. Answer is surely to ban all Muslims from getting into gay clubs, bit like the no trainers policy, no mossies, problem solved. I'm emailing cheers as I speak. Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Was watching Gogglebox last night and it has to be said the two gay blokes are funny, as I was chuckling to their chatter it made me reflect on the Orlando shooting, some gays are alright and they should be able to go clubbing without being shot by some mossie. Answer is surely to ban all Muslims from getting into gay clubs, bit like the no trainers policy, no mossies, problem solved. I'm emailing cheers as I speak.I always had a chuckle at the Pelican Club's admission policy...was clearly displayed...no moustaches, stay pressed or white socks...you'd always get some of the Metro Neanderthal's getting confused and straying...where they definitely were not required. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I always had a chuckle at the Pelican Club's admission policy...was clearly displayed...no moustaches, stay pressed or white socks...you'd always get some of the Metro Neanderthal's getting confused and straying...where they definitely were not required. Both were a great night out, preferred the Hoochi to the Pelican but have had some amazing nights there, Metro was always Monday night after darts, you knew what you were getting with that place. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 15, 2016 Author Share Posted June 15, 2016 Both were a great night out, preferred the Hoochi to the Pelican but have had some amazing nights there, Metro was always Monday night after darts, you knew what you were getting with that place. Herpes? Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 It's all happening in Orlando this week, a 2 year old been eaten by an Alligator at Disneyland earlier. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 It's all happening in Orlando this week, a 2 year old been eaten by an Alligator at Disneyland earlier. When they kill the alligator, will there be the same out pouring of grief as the gorilla Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 When they kill the alligator, will there be the same out pouring of grief as the gorilla They've already killed 4 as they try to identify the culprit. Link to comment
tup Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Come to Disney kids! Get scoffed by a real alligator Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Come to Disney kids!Get scoffed by a real alligator I usually get swallowed by dogs......... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Come to Disney kids!Get scoffed by a real alligator Not to mention the giant mice everywhere and the talking ducks. What the fuck is Goofy even meant to be? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I always had a chuckle at the Pelican Club's admission policy...was clearly displayed...no moustaches, stay pressed or white socks...you'd always get some of the Metro Neanderthal's getting confused and straying...where they definitely were not required. Classic. Brown leather jackets and dungarees (!!) as well... Both were a great night out, preferred the Hoochi to the Pelican but have had some amazing nights there, Metro was always Monday night after darts, you knew what you were getting with that place.The Pelly pre-dated and outlived The Hoochi. Whilst the Hoochi had some great moments, the Pelly was by far the superior club. Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Was at the Pelican many a time.You'll have a beak like a pelican shortly, the amount of porkies you've been telling lately. 2 Link to comment
Redstar Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 All kicking off down Ankara way Shooting heard in Ankara, military jets & helicopters flying over city https://www.rt.com/news/351334-ankara-shooting-jets-helicopters/ Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 All kicking off down Ankara way Shooting heard in Ankara, military jets & helicopters flying over cityhttps://www.rt.com/news/351334-ankara-shooting-jets-helicopters/ What side is mates with us white folks? The army or the government? Link to comment
Redstar Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Escalated... Turkish army take over state TV, impose martial lawhttps://www.rt.com/news/351363-turkey-army-invades-tv/ Link to comment
tup Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Russia should just nuke them and be done with it. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Yeah, bloody Turks and their delights Link to comment
Jigot Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Looks like huntin' season for 5-O's has really begun in earnestAfter the Dallas kerryoan, 6 down, 3 deid in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.Coppers throughout the USA wanting to go patrolling mob handed and I don't blame them. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I watched a program on bbc iPlayer "NYPD: New Yorks biggest gang". Bunch of wanks. A good number of them certainly deserve to be fearing for their lives. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Never trust a man with a moustache. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 "Turkey is a safe country, nothing happens there. I won't think twice about going." @@Tommy in the NGC Thursday evening. Friday: Military coup attempt Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 "Turkey is a safe country, nothing happens there. I won't think twice about going." @@Tommy in the NGC Thursday evening. Friday: Military coup attempt No fool like an old fool. Link to comment
Tommy Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 "Turkey is a safe country, nothing happens there. I won't think twice about going." @@Tommy in the NGC Thursday evening. Booked up for next month. 40 km nearer to Syria. Friday: Military coup attempt No fool like an old fool.You do a decent impersonation :-) Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 The world truly has gone made. BREAKING: German media reporting several dead in attack around Munich shopping mall. German television station NTV says possibly 10 dead. {edit: the BBC is saying one dead and a number injured.) http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/shots-fired-munich-mall-1.3691196 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Numb to this pish now It doesn't scare or bother me at all. it doesn't stop me from travelling either. but i still think some people have gone mad. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted July 22, 2016 Site Sponsor Share Posted July 22, 2016 Wonder if it'll stop Auldon travelling to Kingsford? Link to comment
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