Dating Tups For Tip

[Poodler]

I'll go second in the queue, reams of mince is all I ever see from him, he's right into it all.

It was chicken yesterday

[daytripping]

STANDING, ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER...............

 

Smashed it last night and still on it, managed to give away my season ticket so its not going to waste, couldn't justify going myself as I'm fucked, not even sure what day it is.

 

Anyway Tup, how did it go??

 

I'll second the Boof shout, looked a nice meal in the desert....but why is the safety wanker wearing a boiler suit, surely nae need.

 

His bald pal looked a little too close for comfort as well, what happens in the desert stays in the desert will be an oft repeated saying I reckon.

[daytripping]

Crowned Poster of the year in fishy circumstances and within days was reduced to a babbling baby demanding action from moderators regarding a harmless topic wishing him good luck in the quest for a waxy candle.

A downfall of Rolf Harris proportions.

 

Whereas our very own Princess of Wales is offering free match tickets and spreading his goodwill to all men at every opportunity.

 

I think I gave those tickets away 30 times last night, can remember hardly fuck all though so hope people have not made plans, smashing night though, boxy at its best.

[The Boofon]

Actually it snowballed because of boofon.

 

He looked at my facebook.

 

I'm not bothered about it, I'm hardly going to give details on here about any of it though.

 

The moral of the story is that boofon is not to be trusted, and nor is Facebook.

Your "What's on your mind" faux pas popped on my feed.

 

You're the twat that said on here you'd scored a date. Nobody to blame but yourself and Brian fae Bergen who started the thread.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

"The Flood"

 

Standing on the edge of forever,

At the start of whatever,

Shouting love at the world.

Back then we were like cavemen,

But we map the moon and the stars,

Then we forgave them.

 

We will meet you where the lights are,

The defenders, of the faith we are.

Where the thunder turns around they’ll run so hard we’ll tear the ground away.

 

You know no one dies, in these love drowned eyes,

Through our love drowned eyes, we’ll watch you sleep tonight.

 

Although no one understood we were holding back the flood,

Learning how to dance the rain.

We were holding back the flood they said we’d never dance again.

 

Bleeding, but none of us leaving,

Watch your mouth son or you’ll find yourself floating home.

Here we come now on a dark star, seeing demons, not what we are.

Tiny minds and eager hands will try to strike but now will end today.

 

There’s progress now where there once was none, where there once was none, then everything came along

Although no one understood, we were holding back the flood learning how to dance the rain.

There was more of them than us now they’ll never dance again.

 

Although no one understood there was more of them than us learning how to dance the rain,

We were holding back the flood they said we’d never dance again.

 

We will meet you where the lights are,

The defenders, of the faith we are.

Where the thunder turns around they’ll run so hard we’ll tear the ground away.

 

Although no one understood, there was more of them than us learning how to dance the rain.

(learning how to dance the rain)

There was more of them than us now they’ll never dance again.

 

Now we’ll never dance again.

 

Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh aah, Oh ahh, Oh ahh...

 

 

 

 

Gay

[BrianFaePerth]

Your "What's on your mind" faux pas popped on my feed.

 

You're the twat that said on here you'd scored a date. Nobody to blame but yourself and Brian fae Bergen who started the thread.

 

 

Fuck you.

 

 

If eh am guilty of anything it is of being a hopeless romantic. It is the time for giving, and helping my fellow man, even tup, get his hole is what christmas is all about.

[caledonia]

boof maybe was wrong posting it on here but what sort of an idiot would post on facebook that they have a date

knowing users on here are their friends on facebook

 

In my opinion tup should take it the other way and think that there are 20 likes for a post about the poster of the year having a date

 

[edit] just been told it was tup himself who was bragging about the date and not boof - sorry boof[edit]

[ebbe]

It's his own fault for being on facebook IMO.

[Geoff_Tipps]

It's his own fault for being on facebook IMO.

This

[RAZOR]

You'd know all about sad bastards so fair comment

Obviously

[amancalledbuck]

The chemist should be open tomorrow.

 

Or the court.

[amancalledbuck]

Two times.

[rumpus]

This should be kept on the front page. Lest we forget.

[rumpus]

Bump bump bumpity bump.

 

Lest we forget.

[Bluto10]

I reckon Tups alright.

 

He slags me off but he knows I'd batter him.

[reekie_dock]

I reckon Tups alright.

 

He slags me off but he knows I'd batter him.

Batter his sausage you melt...

[tup]

I'm not on here for making friends so fuckoff bluto min.

[BrianFaePerth]

So it's a reasonable assumption you're not playing hide the chipolata with someone from your extended family? At least not at the moment?

[reekie_dock]

I'm not on here for making friends so fuckoff bluto min.

No well it's nae for witty banter anyway...

[rumpus]

Back to topof board, lest we forget.

 

The little Jacobite's very quiet these days. Probably realises he's a spent force.

[Bluto10]

Tup, if you need me, you know where I am.

Any time, my shoulders there for you.

[Geoff_Tipps]

I see Adam Johnson has been taking dating tips from Tup.

 

Silly boy.

[reekie_dock]

I see Adam Johnson has been taking dating tips from Tup.

 

Silly boy.

Aye but up where he's from that's standard practice at least Adam Johnson had the decency to keep out oh his family tree...

[Scrumpy]

Aye but up where he's from that's standard practice at least Adam Johnson had the decency to keep out oh his family tree...

 

Leave off, remember Tup's family moto = 'Nae hairs tae grey hairs . If they're auld enough tae read, they're auld enough tae breed'.

[Jigot]

Tup, stick yer index finger up her arse and hook it, she'll do anything ye want in her vurnerable position.

[rumpus]

Lest we forget.

[Scrumpy]

Forget what? Oh yeah, I remember. How embarrassing.

[rumpus]

Lest.

[tup]

Weird guy ^^^^.

[rumpus]

^^^^Cousin fingerer