daytripping Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Crowned Poster of the year in fishy circumstances and within days was reduced to a babbling baby demanding action from moderators regarding a harmless topic wishing him good luck in the quest for a waxy candle.A downfall of Rolf Harris proportions. Whereas our very own Princess of Wales is offering free match tickets and spreading his goodwill to all men at every opportunity. I think I gave those tickets away 30 times last night, can remember hardly fuck all though so hope people have not made plans, smashing night though, boxy at its best. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Actually it snowballed because of boofon. He looked at my facebook. I'm not bothered about it, I'm hardly going to give details on here about any of it though. The moral of the story is that boofon is not to be trusted, and nor is Facebook.Your "What's on your mind" faux pas popped on my feed. You're the twat that said on here you'd scored a date. Nobody to blame but yourself and Brian fae Bergen who started the thread. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 "The Flood" Standing on the edge of forever,At the start of whatever,Shouting love at the world.Back then we were like cavemen,But we map the moon and the stars,Then we forgave them. We will meet you where the lights are,The defenders, of the faith we are.Where the thunder turns around they’ll run so hard we’ll tear the ground away. You know no one dies, in these love drowned eyes,Through our love drowned eyes, we’ll watch you sleep tonight. Although no one understood we were holding back the flood,Learning how to dance the rain.We were holding back the flood they said we’d never dance again. Bleeding, but none of us leaving,Watch your mouth son or you’ll find yourself floating home.Here we come now on a dark star, seeing demons, not what we are.Tiny minds and eager hands will try to strike but now will end today. There’s progress now where there once was none, where there once was none, then everything came alongAlthough no one understood, we were holding back the flood learning how to dance the rain.There was more of them than us now they’ll never dance again. Although no one understood there was more of them than us learning how to dance the rain,We were holding back the flood they said we’d never dance again. We will meet you where the lights are,The defenders, of the faith we are.Where the thunder turns around they’ll run so hard we’ll tear the ground away. Although no one understood, there was more of them than us learning how to dance the rain.(learning how to dance the rain)There was more of them than us now they’ll never dance again. Now we’ll never dance again. Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh ahh, Oh aah, Oh ahh, Oh ahh... Gay Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 Your "What's on your mind" faux pas popped on my feed. You're the twat that said on here you'd scored a date. Nobody to blame but yourself and Brian fae Bergen who started the thread. Fuck you. If eh am guilty of anything it is of being a hopeless romantic. It is the time for giving, and helping my fellow man, even tup, get his hole is what christmas is all about. 1 Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 boof maybe was wrong posting it on here but what sort of an idiot would post on facebook that they have a dateknowing users on here are their friends on facebook In my opinion tup should take it the other way and think that there are 20 likes for a post about the poster of the year having a date [edit] just been told it was tup himself who was bragging about the date and not boof - sorry boof[edit] Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 It's his own fault for being on facebook IMO. 7 Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 It's his own fault for being on facebook IMO.This Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 You'd know all about sad bastards so fair commentObviously Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 The chemist should be open tomorrow. Or the court. Link to comment
rumpus Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 This should be kept on the front page. Lest we forget. Link to comment
rumpus Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Bump bump bumpity bump. Lest we forget. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I reckon Tups alright. He slags me off but he knows I'd batter him. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I reckon Tups alright. He slags me off but he knows I'd batter him.Batter his sausage you melt... Link to comment
tup Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'm not on here for making friends so fuckoff bluto min. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 So it's a reasonable assumption you're not playing hide the chipolata with someone from your extended family? At least not at the moment? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'm not on here for making friends so fuckoff bluto min.No well it's nae for witty banter anyway... Link to comment
rumpus Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Back to topof board, lest we forget. The little Jacobite's very quiet these days. Probably realises he's a spent force. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Tup, if you need me, you know where I am.Any time, my shoulders there for you. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I see Adam Johnson has been taking dating tips from Tup. Silly boy. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I see Adam Johnson has been taking dating tips from Tup. Silly boy.Aye but up where he's from that's standard practice at least Adam Johnson had the decency to keep out oh his family tree... Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Aye but up where he's from that's standard practice at least Adam Johnson had the decency to keep out oh his family tree... Leave off, remember Tup's family moto = 'Nae hairs tae grey hairs . If they're auld enough tae read, they're auld enough tae breed'. Link to comment
Jigot Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Tup, stick yer index finger up her arse and hook it, she'll do anything ye want in her vurnerable position. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Forget what? Oh yeah, I remember. How embarrassing. Link to comment
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