Dating Tups For Tip

[BrianFaePerth]

^^^^Jealous

[rumpus]

Lest.

[BrianFaePerth]

You seem awfy obsessed Rumps. Could you no just take a wee trip up to Wick, pretend to be a long lost cousin and take him out to dinner?

[rumpus]

Take a trip to Wick and meet Tup.....

 

I'd be as excited as a blind poof in a sausage factory.

[rumpus]

Boom boom shake shake the room.

 

Boom boom shake shake the room

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[rumpus]

Has anyone ever been to Falkirk kelpies.

 

I was there an dirt s dog walking central.

 

Never seen so many pugs abdn those stupid little French Bulldogs things ever.

 

Falkirk is clearly a place for funds

[tup]

Certify that cunt ^^^^^^^^^^^

[caledonia]

Has anyone ever been to Falkirk kelpies.

 

I was there an dirt s dog walking central.

 

Never seen so many pugs abdn those stupid little French Bulldogs things ever.

 

Falkirk is clearly a place for funds

 

Glad your not skint

[BrianFaePerth]

tup has a hot date on Friday. Send your best wishes here.

[Poodler]

Tup, PM me for tips on how to bed her on the first date.

 

I'll give the first tip free

 

- don't speak about corruption in Fitba.

[BWG]

Tup, PM me for tips on how to bed her on the first date.

 

I'll give the first tip free

 

- don't speak about corruption in Fitba.

Or afterwords tell her she shags like Craig Bellamy.

[Poodler]

Or bet 10k on seeing her again

[360]

If you gonna try and bum her lad, depending on the size of your member, bring some durex cool lube. Fiver from Tesco buddy.

 

It is a first date after all.

[manboobs109]

Or tell her your war stories from the pub

[RAZOR]

Hopefully Tip smashes her. All the best.

[buchanskii]

Don't neglect the balls when sucking his cock

[Poodler]

Don't turn up with your pool cue

[tup]

I dinna need any tips from a One Direction fanboy like yourself Poodler.

 

Stick to hillwalking.

[Poodler]

I understand that you feel threatened by my vastly superior knowledge in this field, but I'm here to help Tup.

 

Long sleeved shirt, no short sleeved number.

[Bluto10]

No glove no love

[Bluto10]

Eh, glove no love

[tightbreeks]

watch you don't get scrapie. or if shes from gruinard, anthrax.

[360]

When lovemaking, turn up the heat by whispering tenderly into her ear: "I love those bouncing norks lass bloody hell"

[tup]

I understand that you feel threatened by my vastly superior knowledge in this field, but I'm here to help Tup.

 

Long sleeved shirt, no short sleeved number.

As I said, stick your fucking help.

 

I also don't believe you have vastly superior knowledge.

 

Unless it's of gay sex.

[Bluto10]

Short sleeved shirts

LOL

[ericblack4boss]

So tup, does she look like her doctor is a vet?

[Poodler]

Any dads on here whose daughter has got a first date on Friday night?

[ericblack4boss]

Aye, tups daughter likely.

[looksgoodinred]

congrats Tup! hope things work out.

 

what are your plans for the first date? a film? dinner?

[caledonia]

congrats Tup! hope things work out.

 

what are your plans for the first date? a film? dinner?

 

jumbo sausage supper