cheesepipes Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 There's a gang of Nigerians that have befriended each other in the playground. Cutting about in open toed sandals in the depth of Scottish winter. Their kids are wild unruly shits and one boy has always got his fingers rummaging around his big turbochargers. Horrid little imp. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: There's a gang of Nigerians that have befriended each other in the playground. Cutting about in open toed sandals in the depth of Scottish winter. Their kids are wild unruly shits and one boy has always got his fingers rummaging around his big turbochargers. Horrid little imp. How is their personal hygiene? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Whilst I have made my thoughts on immigration well known I can only hope more African types will help the Scotland Football team in future. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 The Ukranian in my boy's foitball team is a grubbing wee cunt so I don't hold out much hope for them doing much for us in the future 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: How is their personal hygiene? One of the dads has feet like a 2 year old block of parmesan. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Whilst I have made my thoughts on immigration well known I can only hope more African types will help the Scotland Football team in future. We've not done particularly well with any of them so far. That goofy looking cunt that missed the open goal really damaged the whole scene. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: We've not done particularly well with any of them so far. That goofy looking cunt that missed the open goal really damaged the whole scene. He wasn't a proper one though. I'm talking a big Marcel Desailly/Didier Drogba type. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: One of the dads has feet like a 2 year old block of parmesan. Handy if you're eating pasta. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Worked with a nigerian in abz who didnt own socks so was at work in winter with his steel toecaps on with nae socks. Moaning that his feet were cold. So i told him about socks and where to get them. He came in next day with a pair and would take them off at the end of every shift and leave them in his locker to put on next morning. Same pair. He’d wash them in the sink occasionally and put them on wet. He didnt last long. Died of hypothermia. (No he was just absolutely fucking useless) Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 37 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: We've not done particularly well with any of them so far. That goofy looking cunt that missed the open goal really damaged the whole scene. Yon Celtic boy that Burns helped really came to nothing Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: What's your question? I didn't have a question, it was more of an exclamation. Can you explain how a nipple can resemble a dinner plate? Are you confusing a nipple with the aureola Don? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Just now, maryhilldon said: I didn't have a question, it was more of an exclamation. Can you explain how a nipple can resemble a dinner plate? It can be big, round and covered with a gammon steak. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 6 minutes ago, Parklife said: It can be big, round and covered with a gammon steak. It would still need to resemble a tiny nipple sized dinner plate. I doubt anyone's produced a dinner plate that small. (yes Hanz, it would be like a bin lid to me) Link to comment
Hoofball Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: I didn't have a question, it was more of an exclamation. Can you explain how a nipple can resemble a dinner plate? Are you confusing a nipple with the aureola Don? Decent keeper for West Ham Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, Hoofball said: Decent keeper for West Ham He's a bit of a tit. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 22 minutes ago, The Gee Man said: Yon Celtic boy that Burns helped really came to nothing Simon Weston 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 40 minutes ago, Parklife said: It can be big, round and covered with a gammon steak. Thank you Parko. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: Worked with a nigerian in abz who didnt own socks so was at work in winter with his steel toecaps on with nae socks. Moaning that his feet were cold. So i told him about socks and where to get them. He came in next day with a pair and would take them off at the end of every shift and leave them in his locker to put on next morning. Same pair. He’d wash them in the sink occasionally and put them on wet. He didnt last long. Died of hypothermia. (No he was just absolutely fucking useless) They all do that. A whole 28 day rota with the same socks stuffed into the boots after shift. Angolans, Congolese, Nigerians etc etc....you get the drift. When you have an entire locker room pulling that stunt it fucking reeks.....theres a laundry onboard aswell that turns round in 12 hours. I stop card the smelly bastards regularly, fuck all gets done but the venting does me good. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: I stop card the smelly bastards regularly, fuck all gets done but the venting does me good. Never stop rockin’ bro! 🎸 Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 3 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Never stop rockin’ bro! 🎸 Thought the same. Self-proclaimed "rock 'n' roller" is actually a whiny wee bitch who posts "stop cards" about his colleagues. L O L Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: ‘Socks’ would be his nickname had I worked with that chap (that or Frostbite) Maybe it's the same reason Bluto got his nickname. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Why did no cunt say about Stop Cards? Dad Stop Cards Bri (smells like faeces) 🛑 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 31 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I get pestered to do stop cards at work I just write really nice ones Good lad. They're the best ones. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 7 hours ago, Parklife said: Thought the same. Self-proclaimed "rock 'n' roller" is actually a whiny wee bitch who posts "stop cards" about his colleagues. L O L Sit down Lacoste trainers. Link to comment
Roberto Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Lee Anderson fair causing a stir on his comments about Sadiq Khan... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: I get pestered to do stop cards at work I just write really nice ones Same here. 'Good communication' a favourite of mine. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: Sit down Lacoste trainers. Zinger. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Fuck the BBC, the zionists and the unionists. 2 Link to comment
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