Match Thread St Johnstone 0 - 3 Aberdeen

[dave_min]

 

I cant get a stream for any game, let alone the bestest team in the whole world. And its getting annoying like. You sit down ready to watch a wee game of footy, and oh....fuck all - not even a shitty broken load of rubbish stream. Fuck off technology you cock teasing cunt.

 

Aye, text updates are shite.

 

Does mean I can watch some pornography though, so not all bad.

[muttonhumper]

Yas.

[RedRichard]

Deek - don't you dare drop our Kari again!

[Hewitt a the pies]

Sounds like we're clicking tonight.

[ebbe]

Yasss hahaha fuck off @@ebbe you cunt hahaha

I hear you pops, mon ih dandies. Fuck my scabby coupon.

[ebbe]

Fuck my treble aswell.

[RedRichard]

phuxache huns 2-1 up all of a sudden

[Dom Sullivan]

The wave is getting bigger - I'll get some t-shirts going so as to properly harness the G-Stew hurricane; those stats creep on up - next Lothar Matthaus

Should that not have read "next Lo-Mat"?

[Reed or deed]

Taking heart from this. Come on eeeeee reds

[Dom Sullivan]

phuxache huns 2-1 up all of a sudden

Fucks sake Popcorn Teeth.

 

Useless cunts

[RedRichard]

possibly a case for subbing shinnie in the second, don't want him being sent off...

[McPhee123]

Hearing on sportsound that Stewart, Christie and McLean have been outstanding. Loan, loan, leaving... lolz

[CrocodileDondee]

Combined fairy factor for the line up is 205, with an average of 18.6 fairy factor points per shirt.

 

Let's see how this plays out. Could a fairy factor of >200, <250 be the sweet spot on the grit\finesse continuum?

 

Edit: predicated on taking Muttonhumpers FF assessment as truth

[1903Fitba]

possibly a case for subbing shinnie in the second, don't want him being sent off...

Agreed. Bring Maynard on. He’ll do goals.

 

 

-1 dya

[CrocodileDondee]

 

Really do think we're onto something here with fairy measuring. That baseball film about stats with brad pitt and superbad fat guy, proves that this sort of bollocks is not to be ignored. Dont underestimate a fairy though; when you're 2 up, no bad thing to send on a couple of matadors to sidestep the desperate charging non-fairies trying in vain to claw back a goal.

 

So different ratios at different times; worth the experiment for future reference - is dialling up the fairy factor a good move at this juncture?

Great point Dad. Different fairy factors for different situations. Fuck formations and tactics

[RedRichard]

0-3 Christie easy street

[robbojunior]

A couple of hibs goals now would be nice

[CrocodileDondee]

Who's in centre midfield today? Is it kari?

[1903Fitba]

Get the fuck in Aberdeen. This is what we’re about. Smash these fucks. Show no mercy.

 

 

GOALS GOALS GOALS.

[Reed or deed]

A couple of hibs goals now would be nice

They need Nicky Maynard.

 

Immediately.

[mcdougall(4)]

 

Really do think we're onto something here with fairy measuring. That baseball film about stats with brad pitt and superbad fat guy, proves that this sort of bollocks is not to be ignored. Dont underestimate a fairy though; when you're 2 up, no bad thing to send on a couple of matadors to sidestep the desperate charging non-fairies trying in vain to claw back a goal.

 

So different ratios at different times; worth the experiment for future reference - is dialling up the fairy factor a good move at this juncture?

Money ball

 

Saber metrics is not to be sniffed at

[Dusk( 2 Stars )Don]

0-3 Christie easy street

 

https://youtu.be/1Ugq1Mgofr4

[Reed or deed]

Considine on for May, nah.

 

We want Maynard.

[BWG]

It's hard to believe that this is a team who used to give us the fear. It's like we've replaced them with Motherwell.

[1903Fitba]

Yaaaaaaaaas.

 

 

Come the fuck on Maynard. Show us what you’re about.

[Reed or deed]

Maynard on. The excitement levels rise, come on loon.

[V for Vendetta]

Yeah, winning games is the wrong way to go about things

Is it?

 

Dont think thats what I said.

 

No need to be a wide cunt.

[1903Fitba]

Wine Gums scores, and we're in a fairy wonderland.

If he scores there needs to be a mass pitch invasion.

[mcdougall(4)]

Wine Gums scores, and we're in a fairy wonderland.

Sign of the apocalypse

[V for Vendetta]

I think you need a 50/50 split as the ideal blend.

 

50 percent ugly big nosed knobbly headed scar faced trojans with a sack of McCain oven chips on their shoulders from years of abuse by their peers which have carved them into unbreakable pig heads, and 50 percent pea hearted twinkle toes ready to pirouette at a moments notice, drop their skinny anti-millerman-fanciable shoulder and drift past their marker before arcing a pearler into the top corner and immediately posting a selfie on social media.

 

At the moment we have about an 80/20 split in favour of the fairies hence our current perceived underperforming.

Channelling the thoughts of a great man their robbo....

 

Theyve got to have the skill and the will. But the will has got to be greater than the skill.