What Do We Need To Sign This Summer?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Two giraffes for centre halves. Some sort of cat in goal.

[RAZOR]

Two giraffes for centre halves. Some sort of cat in goal.

 

We've had a donkey there all season so couldn't be worse.

[Sheepo]

We will need at least 8 players with probably 5 or 6 straight into the first team

 

A goalie as there is no way Rodgers will be staying

A Centre half as hopefully AOC. Arnie and Reynolds will be gone and can't see Devine playing all the games with the best will in the world after over a year out

A left back as we have done for 5 Years as Considine can't play another season there surely

At least 2 central midfielders to replace Kenny and Christie with one being a proper holding midfielder and not a shite centre half playing there

A proven goal scorer who can worry opposition defences constantly

A couple of squad fillers preferably youngsters with a bit of hunger maybe a wild card young loanee like Maddison

 

Wouldn't be against Stewart signing permanent but the rest of the current loanees can move on

[Sheepo]

But what kind of animals would they be?

Bears and Cheetahs

[mcdougall(4)]

Footballers

Good ones

[True_Don]

2 big ones up top. fan entertainment.

[King Street Loon]

I'd be happy keeping Christie and Stewart.

A lot to be said for being settled at a club.

May be a gamble given our limited budget but if these were our players and not loaned to us we may see improved performances from them.

Other than that we need 2 central midfieders, a left back a CH and perhaps a striker.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

 

Team so far with me and Mobby over seeing recruitment.

[Andy_123]

Need a few Cheetahs on the wing for some pace in attack

[StandFree1982]

We've had quite a few rats in our side over the past 10-15 years, it hasn't worked out well for us

[Proud9]

The signing of Arnason will seem a bit better when we get a cheque for £200k-£300k for his participation in the world cup. Other than that its turned out to be a nightmare.

 

I read his old club will get a good chunk of it as he was there during most of the qualifiers.

 

I think the last World Cup was something like 3k per day per player.

[Donnet]

 

I read his old club will get a good chunk of it as he was there during most of the qualifiers.

 

I think the last World Cup was something like 3k per day per player.

 

$8530 per day from 2 weeks before the opening game until (and including) the day his team is knocked out. This money is then split pro rata between the clubs he has been registered with over the last 2 years.

 

Days between 2 weeks before opening game of WC and Icelands last group game: 27

means a total of $230,310 being paid to Arnason's clubs

Been at us 347 days - as of the day of Icelands last group game (this could be affected by his actual contract end date if it ends June 1st or something) - out of 730 days in the last 2 years

I make that $109,951 - or £78,724 - heading to Pittodrie.

 

Plus an additional £2903 for every day Iceland are still in the tournament after the group stage.

 

Quik mafs

[redstrummer]

 

Team so far with me and Mobby over seeing recruitment.

 

Couple of Rottweilers for full backs , maybe a Hyena

[Scotty_Toronto]

Yup. Another totally pish and ridiculous Canadian post. I can't be the only one who can see this constant stream of drivel.

 

With six of our players out of contract and another six loans ending, you find discussing their potential replacements on an AFC message board 'pish' and 'ridiculous'?

 

OK.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Two places still up for grabs

 

[True_Don]

Surely a fox in the box upfront and a raging angus the bull in midfield.

[V for Vendetta]

 

Couple of Rottweilers for full backs , maybe a Hyena

 

Two places still up for grabs

 

 

King Cobra at RB? That's all wrong. Get a Wolverine in there.

 

Put the Whippet on the wing and the Emu through the middle obviously

 

Ostrich on the other wing.

 

Swap one of the Honey Badgers for a Polar Bear.

 

Done.

 

EDIT: 2 Giraffes might be like playing 2 left footed Centre backs. Swap one out for something....?

[Foster14]

Surely a whale as a goalkeeper would be better.

[RAZOR]

With six of our players out of contract and another six loans ending, you find discussing their potential replacements on an AFC message board 'pish' and 'ridiculous'?

 

OK.

You posted a ridiculous link from some nonsense source naming some random Eastern Europeans that we should sign and don't seem to comprehend why people are saying how silly it was.

 

You've lived in Canada too long min. Absolute glue pot.

[Parklife]

As a tribute to Toni Kombouare we should get a sloth for Centre-half.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

You posted a ridiculous link from some nonsense source naming some random Eastern Europeans that we should sign and don't seem to comprehend why people are saying how silly it was.

 

You've lived in Canada too long min. Absolute glue pot.

Keep it on topic please guys.

[RAZOR]

Sorry, Lars Skovadahl as Manager.

[YorkDon]

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[The Boofon]

Two places still up for grabs

 

Crabs for left and right midfield.

 

If we are losing they can burst the ball with their claws.

[The Boofon]

We can have a weasel as Manager.

 

Oh hud on. Its replacements.

 

A stoat.

[The Boofon]

Woodworm on the bench.

[Just Dandy]

One area we're very short in is defenders that can be played woefully out of position in midfield.

 

I'd imagine Deeks is beavering away at this very moment trying to ferret some out.

[The Boofon]

The GWT can stay as a director playing himself as an racist extinct old fossil.

[The Boofon]

Orangutans as ball boys. An affa throw thon cunts have.

[Foster14]

 

No-one is tackling this guy.