Afc Chat Awards 2018

[manboobs109]

Best Poster Dad

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster Caveman

 

 

 

Best Thread fuck knows, Today's Bet

 

 

 

Best Newcomer Fridge

 

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award dead heat between Dad and GB1875

 

 

 

The Snowflake Award Parky

 

 

 

The Best Feud Award I like Boof and Mini, real venom in there.

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award Tup

 

 

 

Biggest Gluepot Award Caveman

 

 

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime.I

 

Cheesepipes, funniest cunt on here by a mile

[Dom Sullivan]

Best Poster- Kelt

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster - Shoofta (by a cunt-ry mile)

 

 

 

Best Thread - Tup's Meltdown

 

 

 

Best Newcomer - Old Manny

 

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Millertime (daft as a brush but a real character)

 

 

 

The Snowflake Award - Parky

 

 

 

The Best Feud Award - Tup v Bebo

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - Tuppence

 

 

 

Biggest Gluepot Award -Shoofta (but special mention to FnD and thon Arabian Knight who speaks gibberish)

 

 

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime. Bebo (for the sterling job he does on the site and the shite he has to deal with)

[BrianFaePerth]

Seriously thinking of chucking this place. The amount of fucking hard work I put in for a couple of pissy nominations.

Seriously thinking of chucking this place. The amount of fucking hard work I put in for a couple of pissy nominations.

Off you go then precious

[Quagmire]

Dad for Meltdown of the Year if he doesn't win Best Poster. 

[Redforever86]

Harsh son.

 

 

It's Razor's awards. He can say it doesn't count if he likes. 

 

But there's no rule to state it can't. If he says no he will see me in the European court of justice. 

 

 

Congratulations Hanz, it's in the bag. 

[Chewie37]

So what’ve I won this year? Asking for a friend

[BrianFaePerth]

So what’ve I won this year? Asking for a friend

Biggest Poofter.

 

Congrats.

[Chewie37]

Biggest Poofter.

Congrats.

I’ll take it.....

 

Badum tsch

[BrianFaePerth]

I’ll take it.....

 

Badum tsch

Darkie will be more than happy to smash you

[Chewie37]

Darkie will be more than happy to smash you

Fine......if it means I get an award. Will the boot polish come off?

[Fridge]

Best Poster - Dad - Beacon of hope and ever the optimistic. Slight concerns over his grooming of Hans but overall terrific

 

Most Negative Poster - Captain Caveman, loves an amusing rant

 

Best Thread - In The News. Saves me having to sift through hours of shit to find an amusing story about some Chav on a council estate being a complete prick

 

Best Newcomer - Parklife, disagree with him most of the time but at least he expresses a view

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - split vote, Bluto till teatime and he passes out then Poodler so I can horse his castoffs at 2am

 

The Snowflake Award - MT. Can’t imagine one person has been on here and not thought, what the fucking hell kind of drugs has been taking. As an aside the man is a legend and the forum would not be the same without some of the outrageous bullshit he comes away with.

 

The Best Feud Award - Manboobs & Byen. Comical tit for tat.

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup. No explanation required.

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - Arabian Knight as I literally can’t interpret half his posts

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Hanz, always jovial and not yet turned into a bitter and twisted cock like the rest of us

[Old manny]

Fine......if it means I get an award. 

[Parklife]

Biggest Poofter.

 

Congrats.

Still obsessed with man love I see, McCauley.

[manboobs109]

The thing with you @@Parklife is that despite being a smug, superior, self righteous arsehole you are also a nasty spiteful cunt.

[Parklife]

The thing with you @@Parklife is that despite being a smug, superior, self righteous arsehole you are also a nasty spiteful cunt.

That’s just not true though, is it? Keep drinking those cans though

[manboobs109]

You really are Parky. Nasty piece of work.

[Old manny]

The thing with you @@Parklife is that despite being a smug, superior, self righteous arsehole you are also a nasty spiteful cunt.

Fit the fuck's up wee you the day boobies? Oot of character for you completely min.

[manboobs109]

Och Parky was out of order the other day man.

[Poodler]

Love a bit of Hat aggression

[Old manny]

He’s been diagnosed with arseholitis.

On the whole I have heard that can be an excruciating condition. Nae wonder the poor loon has went off on one Cavey.

[Parklife]

You really are Parky. Nasty piece of work.

You really couldn't be further from the truth.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

The Best Feud Award - Manboobs & Byen. Comical tit for tat.

 

 

Uhh ok, eh am feuding with Manchebs?

 

For a newbie you ken my previous name too. Definitely something not right here.

[reekie_dock]

Should oh stayed lurking we posts like that

[BrianFaePerth]

Was thinking the same. Whilst you and fatmess are clearly the 2 biggest cunts on here I can’t recollect a time when you’ve had a cuntoff with your fellow dundonian piece of shit

Thanks for the support, eh think.

[Chewie37]

Here all day Bri,

Thank fuck, can't wait for more of your genius entertaining quips

 

 

 

 

Boring cunt

[Chewie37]

That the name of you algerian boyfriend chewie haha you wee prick

Moroccan you old bastard

  

[ebbe]

Feels fantastic.

 

Seeing Gurneys face irks me something rotten though Gurney.

 

Aye I’m 4”11. What of it.

[Redforever86]

The only mirror in Frankies flat is in the bathroom

 

Do you have one of those floor level 45 degree mirrors to check out yir sneakers Cavey?

 

Genuine question. 

[Poodler]

Poor turnout this year, for all the awards

 

 

Doesn't have the staying power of a big hitting hat story like the 29/12 extravaganza

[Bluto10]

It’s not just the awards, the whole forums been devalued without tup

 

 

bbbeeeeeooooooooohh.