Afc Chat Awards 2018

[The Boofon]

Sorry son.

 

 

Prefer Huawei.

[DD1903]

 

 

 

Best Poster - I enjoy soopz's nonsense

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster - betty

 

 

 

Best Thread - what you doing today

 

 

 

Best Newcomer - the boofon

 

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dad

 

 

 

The Snowflake Award - a close one between consi and parky. With consi just stealing it

 

 

 

The Best Feud Award - tup and bebo.

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - tup. The saddest thing I think I've ever read

 

 

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - FnD

 

 

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - has @@boboisared won this before? If not, bobo for me

 

 

[Parklife]

 

Best Poster - Kelt - by an absolute fucking mile. I don't agree with everything he says but he is at least able to articulate and rationalise his viewpoint so that you can understand and respect why he feels that way.

 

Most Negative Poster - Fine and Dandy. Relentless negativity in the gaylord forum. Only matched by Shoofta.

 

Best Thread - Free Tommy/In The News

 

Best Newcomer - Can't think of any standout. City Centre about the only one i can think of who might be new.

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Bad Mobby.

 

The Snowflake Award - Dad. Gets all offended at folk giving him -1's.

 

The Best Feud Award - Cavey/Manboobs & Byen. The high point being the evening when Cavey emailed the Home and Away actresses agent re Manboobs riding her AND also said he knew someone who knew stinking "Bryan" from Bergen. Only for Byen to reveal that Bryan isn't actually his name. Fantastic viewing

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - Millertime. Numerous meltdowns and then apparently turning over a new leaf, before having another meltdown. His most recent one about his wages and paying £3.29/day more in tax than someone in England was my favourite.

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside Sheep. Believes his maguical sky fairy is the best magical sky fairy and that the Pope isn't a Catholic.

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Bluto10.

[Chewie37]

If someone can figure out how to hook up an old Nokia to Sonos, @@Dad will explode

 

Stinky bum need a doh doh?

Fuck sake Caveman. It's just the internet. Noone is tryna steal your job or woman.

Serpent.

Lol, Grays you've been on here so long you're even getting the insults right

[The Boofon]

If someone can figure out how to hook up an old Nokia to Sonos, @@Dad will explode

 

 

 

 

Male to male headphone jack. 

 

Piece of piss mate.

[BrianFaePerth]

Male to male

@@Dad will explode

[Redforever86]

Male to male headphone jack.

 

Piece of piss mate.

A properly old Nokia doesn’t have a headphone jack.

 

Lost it.

[The Boofon]

A properly old Nokia doesn’t have a headphone jack.

 

Lost it.

 

 

Pfft.

 

3310 had one. 

 

That'll do.

[Redforever86]

Pfft.

 

3310 had one.

 

That'll do.

It had a none standard size of 2.5mm. Therefore your solution is flawed until you use the correct connector.

 

Lost it.

[The Boofon]

It had a none standard size of 2.5mm. Therefore your solution is flawed until you use the correct connector.

 

Lost it.

 

 

Adaptors easily available.

[Poodler]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Poster - Milne_afc.

 

His work in the namesake thread (and tattoo) secured it. Honourable mention to Mobby/BMG/Henry and Bri who all write one line quips that make me laugh every day

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster

 

Shooftah. Only posts negatively, although I do laugh at it.

 

Best Thread

 

namesake hybrid

 

Best Newcomer

 

Fridge

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award

 

(Of the ones I haven't drank with)

 

BMG

 

 

The Snowflake Award

 

McDougall. Although I don't mind his posts. Just seems permaoffended by RnR

 

The Best Feud Award

 

Bri/ Henry

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award

 

SOTR when he banned me then rescinded it when he'd calmed down and realised the mess he had caused

 

Biggest Gluepot Award

 

Tup

 

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime.

 

 

 

 

BMG

 

 

 

 

Voting will close on December 15th.

 

Happy Voting

 

Throwing my heavyweight name into the ring. In bed.

[RUL]

Categories this year are:



Best Poster - Muttonhumper, doesn't post much but usually abusive and goes of on mental tangents.


Most Negative Poster Ericblackforboss - miserable cunt.



Best Thread - Shay Logan, Cheesepipes post about the down syndrome boy with the big banger was genius.



Best Newcomer - All dreadful

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award  MuttonHumper, you just know he'd stand his round at the bar all night.


The Snowflake Award Millertime, every argument involves the boy asking for pics of other men, homo.



The Best Feud Award - Millertime, absolute fud.



The biggest Meltdown Award Youth poster graham who's posted brilliantly since joining lost the plot in one of the threads one night, was somewhat surprising.



Biggest Gluepot Award Arabian Knight - Never understood one of his posts.

[Poodler]

 

Throwing my small penis into the ring. In bed.

 

Certainly was doing that this morning whilst you were on your way to work, old boy.

 

You wouldn't last a day in my shoes

[Poodler]

Haha, terrific

[Tommy]

RIGHT WHO THE FUCK ARE THE 9 YOU'RE FUCKING IN TROUBLE

I was one.

Hopefully ‘TROUBLE’ is an upmarket brothel you run.

But I doubt it.

[Dom Sullivan]

-10 now

Guffaw

[Poodler]

It's a snakepit remember, da, no harm taken/ meant

 

 

Still had to -1 though, HHTWP

[Tommy]

Your lack of optimism is not without basis son

 

No worries my -1 was just me messing. I’ll +1 you on some post.

[ebbe]

Best Poster - I always enjoy Cheesepipes musings.

Most Negative Poster - Fine-n-dandy

Best Thread - The one i started. 'Todays Bet'

Best Newcomer - Fridge because City Centre is a dweeb.

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Ebbe. We can listen to Doves whilst we drink.

The Snowflake Award - Parklife

The Best Feud Award

The biggest Meltdown Award - was going to vote tup, but after yesterday my vote goes to Razor.

Biggest Gluepot Award - manboobs

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime.

Dazzy Deff

Deal. Fantastic news that the top banana’s are getting their shit together and making a comeback.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh am one of the -1s. In fact eh was the first. What are you going to do about it old timer? Get me a stream as requested? Don't think so.

[shut up meg]

RIGHT WHO THE FUCK ARE THE 9 YOU'RE FUCKING IN TROUBLE

 

I -1 you pops, hahaha, terrific and you deserved it you wee prick!

[DelMonte]

Best Poster - Dynamo

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster - FnD, a drain on everyone and a thick cunt too.

 

 

 

Best Thread - I think it's just called Tup. The one where he had a meltdown

 

 

 

Best Newcomer - City Centre but even he's shite. No one deserves this

 

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dad

 

 

 

The Snowflake Award - Easiest one of the lot, Parklife

 

 

 

The Best Feud Award - Tup and Bebo

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup

 

 

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - Consi

 

 

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Razor. Doesn't know fuck all about strikers but he's proabbly one of the better ones on here who haven't won it.

[BWG]

Best Poster - Cheesepipes

 

 

 

Most Negative Poster - Shooftapoofta

 

 

 

Best Thread - Biggest Cunt on Here, before it was deleted.

 

 

 

Best Newcomer - Findlay.

 

 

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dom. Would try and get some free financial advice.

 

 

 

The Snowflake Award - Big Hat Logan.

 

 

 

The Best Feud Award - Tup vs Bebo

 

 

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup.

 

 

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - Millertime. Boy has daily meltdowns, is thick as shit, clogs the forum up with his arbitrary and contrary opinions and grasses on folk constantly. Shite floorboards as well. Blocked for 2019.

 

Lifetime Award - Fuck knows. Dave_Min

[RUL]

I think you'd get some +1 if you said you weren't going to post at all anymore Dad, give it a shot.

[caledonia]

Best Poster  poodler



Most Negative Poster    zander



Best Thread   Tups date



Best Newcomer fridge



The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award bluto



The Snowflake Award   parklife



The Best Feud Award  caveman and moobs



The biggest Meltdown Award   Tup



Biggest Gluepot Award    McDougall(4)

[Redforever86]

Everyone who have voted in these awards are an attention seeking bellend.

[BrianFaePerth]

Everyone who have voted in these awards are an attention seeking bellend.

^^miffed at not getting votes

[SheepieBaaBaa]

So do people actually get awarded the awards, or are the awards just an excuse to discuss who should be awarded an award, or an alternative award?

 

I'm only asking as I've never actually seen an award be awarded on here. 

 

Award!

[Tommy]

So do people actually get awarded the awards, or are the awards just an excuse to discuss who should be awarded an award, or an alternative award?

 

I'm only asking as I've never actually seen an award be awarded on here. 

 

Award!

Award winners cannot talk about what goes on at The Awards Ceremony.

 

You need to up your game to find out.

[Sonoftherock]

So do people actually get awarded the awards, or are the awards just an excuse to discuss who should be awarded an award, or an alternative award?

 

I'm only asking as I've never actually seen an award be awarded on here. 

 

Award!

 

Yeah, we usually have an award ceremony, where the winners can step-up to collect their prize and provide a small speech if they wish.

 

We've had some memorable moments over the years, for example @@Stoneybloke had the crowd in stitches, during his acceptance speech for the 2011 'Most Negative Poster' award.