BrianFaePerth Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 A dying breed of man who the modern flounces cant wait dies off and the minorities they champion run right over the top of them and wipe them out.Never a truer word spoken. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Nokia phones all round Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Sorry son. Prefer Huawei. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Best Poster - I enjoy soopz's nonsense Most Negative Poster - betty Best Thread - what you doing today Best Newcomer - the boofon The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dad The Snowflake Award - a close one between consi and parky. With consi just stealing it The Best Feud Award - tup and bebo. The biggest Meltdown Award - tup. The saddest thing I think I've ever read Biggest Gluepot Award - FnD The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - has @@boboisared won this before? If not, bobo for me Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Best Poster - Kelt - by an absolute fucking mile. I don't agree with everything he says but he is at least able to articulate and rationalise his viewpoint so that you can understand and respect why he feels that way. Most Negative Poster - Fine and Dandy. Relentless negativity in the gaylord forum. Only matched by Shoofta. Best Thread - Free Tommy/In The News Best Newcomer - Can't think of any standout. City Centre about the only one i can think of who might be new. The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Bad Mobby. The Snowflake Award - Dad. Gets all offended at folk giving him -1's. The Best Feud Award - Cavey/Manboobs & Byen. The high point being the evening when Cavey emailed the Home and Away actresses agent re Manboobs riding her AND also said he knew someone who knew stinking "Bryan" from Bergen. Only for Byen to reveal that Bryan isn't actually his name. Fantastic viewing The biggest Meltdown Award - Millertime. Numerous meltdowns and then apparently turning over a new leaf, before having another meltdown. His most recent one about his wages and paying £3.29/day more in tax than someone in England was my favourite. Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside Sheep. Believes his maguical sky fairy is the best magical sky fairy and that the Pope isn't a Catholic. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Bluto10. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 If someone can figure out how to hook up an old Nokia to Sonos, @@Dad will explode Stinky bum need a doh doh?Fuck sake Caveman. It's just the internet. Noone is tryna steal your job or woman.Serpent. Lol, Grays you've been on here so long you're even getting the insults right Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 If someone can figure out how to hook up an old Nokia to Sonos, @@Dad will explode Male to male headphone jack. Piece of piss mate. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Male to male@@Dad will explode 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Male to male headphone jack. Piece of piss mate.A properly old Nokia doesn’t have a headphone jack. Lost it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 A properly old Nokia doesn’t have a headphone jack. Lost it. Pfft. 3310 had one. That'll do. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Pfft. 3310 had one. That'll do.It had a none standard size of 2.5mm. Therefore your solution is flawed until you use the correct connector. Lost it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It had a none standard size of 2.5mm. Therefore your solution is flawed until you use the correct connector. Lost it. Adaptors easily available. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Best Poster - Milne_afc. His work in the namesake thread (and tattoo) secured it. Honourable mention to Mobby/BMG/Henry and Bri who all write one line quips that make me laugh every day Most Negative Poster Shooftah. Only posts negatively, although I do laugh at it. Best Thread namesake hybrid Best Newcomer Fridge The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award (Of the ones I haven't drank with) BMG The Snowflake Award McDougall. Although I don't mind his posts. Just seems permaoffended by RnR The Best Feud Award Bri/ Henry The biggest Meltdown Award SOTR when he banned me then rescinded it when he'd calmed down and realised the mess he had caused Biggest Gluepot Award Tup The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime. BMG Voting will close on December 15th. Happy Voting Throwing my heavyweight name into the ring. In bed. Link to comment
RUL Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Categories this year are:Best Poster - Muttonhumper, doesn't post much but usually abusive and goes of on mental tangents.Most Negative Poster Ericblackforboss - miserable cunt.Best Thread - Shay Logan, Cheesepipes post about the down syndrome boy with the big banger was genius.Best Newcomer - All dreadfulThe poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award MuttonHumper, you just know he'd stand his round at the bar all night.The Snowflake Award Millertime, every argument involves the boy asking for pics of other men, homo.The Best Feud Award - Millertime, absolute fud.The biggest Meltdown Award Youth poster graham who's posted brilliantly since joining lost the plot in one of the threads one night, was somewhat surprising.Biggest Gluepot Award Arabian Knight - Never understood one of his posts. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Throwing my small penis into the ring. In bed. Certainly was doing that this morning whilst you were on your way to work, old boy. You wouldn't last a day in my shoes Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 RIGHT WHO THE FUCK ARE THE 9 YOU'RE FUCKING IN TROUBLEI was one.Hopefully ‘TROUBLE’ is an upmarket brothel you run.But I doubt it. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 4, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 4, 2018 -10 nowGuffaw Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It's a snakepit remember, da, no harm taken/ meant Still had to -1 though, HHTWP Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Your lack of optimism is not without basis son No worries my -1 was just me messing. I’ll +1 you on some post. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Best Poster - I always enjoy Cheesepipes musings.Most Negative Poster - Fine-n-dandyBest Thread - The one i started. 'Todays Bet'Best Newcomer - Fridge because City Centre is a dweeb.The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Ebbe. We can listen to Doves whilst we drink.The Snowflake Award - ParklifeThe Best Feud AwardThe biggest Meltdown Award - was going to vote tup, but after yesterday my vote goes to Razor.Biggest Gluepot Award - manboobsThe AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime.Dazzy DeffDeal. Fantastic news that the top banana’s are getting their shit together and making a comeback. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Eh am one of the -1s. In fact eh was the first. What are you going to do about it old timer? Get me a stream as requested? Don't think so. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 RIGHT WHO THE FUCK ARE THE 9 YOU'RE FUCKING IN TROUBLE I -1 you pops, hahaha, terrific and you deserved it you wee prick! Link to comment
DelMonte Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Best Poster - Dynamo Most Negative Poster - FnD, a drain on everyone and a thick cunt too. Best Thread - I think it's just called Tup. The one where he had a meltdown Best Newcomer - City Centre but even he's shite. No one deserves this The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dad The Snowflake Award - Easiest one of the lot, Parklife The Best Feud Award - Tup and Bebo The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup Biggest Gluepot Award - Consi The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Razor. Doesn't know fuck all about strikers but he's proabbly one of the better ones on here who haven't won it. Link to comment
BWG Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Best Poster - Cheesepipes Most Negative Poster - Shooftapoofta Best Thread - Biggest Cunt on Here, before it was deleted. Best Newcomer - Findlay. The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dom. Would try and get some free financial advice. The Snowflake Award - Big Hat Logan. The Best Feud Award - Tup vs Bebo The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup. Biggest Gluepot Award - Millertime. Boy has daily meltdowns, is thick as shit, clogs the forum up with his arbitrary and contrary opinions and grasses on folk constantly. Shite floorboards as well. Blocked for 2019. Lifetime Award - Fuck knows. Dave_Min 2 Link to comment
RUL Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 I think you'd get some +1 if you said you weren't going to post at all anymore Dad, give it a shot. 1 Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Best Poster poodlerMost Negative Poster zanderBest Thread Tups dateBest Newcomer fridgeThe poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award blutoThe Snowflake Award parklifeThe Best Feud Award caveman and moobsThe biggest Meltdown Award TupBiggest Gluepot Award McDougall(4) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Everyone who have voted in these awards are an attention seeking bellend. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Everyone who have voted in these awards are an attention seeking bellend.^^miffed at not getting votes Link to comment
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