RAZOR Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Welcome to the 2018 awards. Can't believe it's that time of the year again. With the unprecedented success of the last few years, I'm hoping this one will follow suit. If anything, it's a good read to pass the lunch hour. Categories this year are: Best Poster Most Negative Poster Best Thread Best Newcomer The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award The Snowflake Award The Best Feud Award The biggest Meltdown Award Biggest Gluepot Award The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime. As per last year, a vote will only be counted if you vote in each category. Voting will close on December 15th. Happy Voting Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Here it is, the first day of December and the official opening of Xmas. Merry Xmas to most of you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Was the Gluepot award not retired as either Clydeside Sheep or Fine and Dandy won it three in the bounce? That’s the only query thus far while I digest. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Vote: None of the above. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 How many most negative posters do you need, prick 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Best Poster: Poodler. He's stepped up his game. Honourable mention to Mobz Most negative poster: Cavey. He has serious issues. Makes up stories about himself and others to try an ingratiate himself and fails miserable. Just an utter arsehole. Best thread: Tups meltdown. To think the post that started it all almost didn't get sent as eh was busy at work but eh made time for the hat and the rest is history. As is tup. Best newcomer: is there anyone new? Poster you'd like to share a cold one with: poodles, though there are plenty on here in second place. Not Cavey though. Biggest snowflake: this category was made for Darkie. Congrats on your win. Best feud: eh enjoy Moobs against the whole board Biggest meltdown: came from the shortest poster. Well done tup. Biggest gluepot: alscotoz simply for believing google street view was real time ffs Lifetime achievement: given his prognosis, give the BMG it now. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Welcome to the 2018 awards. Can't believe it's that time of the year again. With the unprecedented success of the last few years, I'm hoping this one will follow suit. If anything, it's a good read to pass the lunch hour. Categories this year are: Best Poster Most Negative Poster Best Thread Best Newcomer The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award The Snowflake Award The Best Feud Award The biggest Meltdown Award Biggest Gluepot Award The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime. As per last year, a vote will only be counted if you vote in each category. Voting will close on December 15th. Happy Voting Point of order Razor min. Fit exactly do you propose doing about the multi accounters? Tak Millertime for instance, he has aboot a hundred different avaters and can swing the votes so one of his multiple personalities is bound to win. If something is not done about this sorry state of affairs I will have no option but to kick this upstairs to @@Bebo and this years awards will be declared null and void, unless I win of course. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Best Poster - The Blut Meister General - Remarkable form for the first half of the year. Struggled to maintain it though.Most Negative Poster - finendandy. Best Thread - 'What you drinking today?'. Honourable mention to 'Todays Bet'.Best Newcomer - Fridge by default. The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - BMG. A man who knows his way round a bar.The Snowflake Award - PandaThe Best Feud Award - Dom Sullivan vs ShooftahThe biggest Meltdown Award - Tup and his self imposed exile.Biggest Gluepot Award - Arabian Knight. Still don't know if he's real.The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Poodler. Saving lives and breaking hearts. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Best Poster - Kelt Most Negative Poster - Shoofta, (fucking idiot as well). Best Thread - Tups meltdown thread. Best Newcomer - Fridge (although I have my suspicions that he's a banned poster) The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - Dad, seems a fine happy positive bloke. The Snowflake Award - Parklife, he seems a nice bloke, just overly sensitive at times. The Best Feud Award - Manboobs and nearly everyone else, special mention to his 'Sevco only cheated in corporate terms, they still only had 11 on the park' chat. The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup Biggest Gluepot Award - Closely run award, CS, Shoofta and MT are my candidates however CS is the clear winner as I believe his views are genuine and the other two's views are due to not having their meds balanced properly. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Don't know. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Here we go again. Only two valid set of votes so far due to the ridiculous rule of having to vote for every category or it doesn't count. What a fucking shambles. Step aside Razor and let someone else do it. You've made a right cunt of it again. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime. Completely destroys any valid vote and there is dispute with regards to me having won this over Harcus one year as well. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Doesn't have to be an actual newcomer you fucking idiots. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Best Poster - Kelt Most Negative Poster - Shoofta obviously Best Thread - Free Tommy, Daytripping. Best Newcomer - A vote each to Fridge and Eeps The Poster you'd like most to share a beer with - Bad Mobby, but I suspect I would end up paying, and the chap from Oz. The Snowflake Award - Consi The Best Feud Award - Cavey and Manboobs, epic. The Biggest meltdown Award - Tupmeister Biggest Gluepot Award - CS The AFC - Chat Lifetime Award - As the rules never apply here, Dad again. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Pick a lane on newcomer on newcomer Old Manny son; half points are not a thing. STFU mate. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Pick a lane on newcomer on newcomer Old Manny son; half points are not a thing. Pick a lane on newcomer on newcomer Old Manny son; half points are not a thing. Ten Four Dad, sorted. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 1, 2018 Author Share Posted December 1, 2018 Wow. What a huge success at the end of the first morning Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Incredible. Numerous spolied votes. Best one yet. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Hahaha Incredible incompetence. Bunch of bloody idiots. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 You best watch yourself son, otherwise you'll be leaving Hampden with a red hot pair of buttocks. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 You best watch yourself son, otherwise you'll be leaving Hampden with a red hot pair of buttocks. I'm not going you old prick. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Ah no - a fucking shame son. heading to ipox? I can issue the lashing then if so. No. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Day one and its gone down the pan. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Fuck sake - ok let me know the next away trip you're at and we'll organise the doin. Livi. You won't be doin any doin. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Aye I know son - Im just acting tough on the internet. Is that not what this place is for? Anyway - see you there son. You've not accepted the PG invitation yet. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 The awards are fucked but the thread can be saved... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 @@Sooper-hanz if you need some help with the alternative awards there are a few suggestions that can be forwarded to you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 The awards are fucked but the thread can be saved... Classic. Link to comment
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