Afc Chat Awards 2018

[Bluto10]

is it like the ballon dor where the big hitters snub each other for main award?

[shut up meg]

is it like the ballon dor where the big hitters snub each other for main award?

 

Be careful Bloots, Cheesepipes will be asking if you can twerk at the after dinner party.

[ebbe]

is it like the ballon dor where the big hitters snub each other for main award?

I’d personally like to congratulate you on drinking 1/8th what I do. No mean feat.

[Sonoftherock]

is it like the ballon dor where the big hitters snub each other for main award?

 

There's usually a decent level of camaraderie, even between the big hitters... although we did have an incident back in 2015.  As @@Ke1t was leaving the stage, after collecting his 'Best Poster' gong, he playfully rubbed @@tup's bald head in passing, as he was was stepping up to collect his 'Best thread' award for the serialisation of his holiday to Manchester.  Tup didn't take the gesture in the lighthearted manner that it had been intended and had to be restrained by security (I say security... but we're talking about one plukey pre-pubescent lad, who we'd slipped 20 quid to 'watch the door'). 

 

The incident left a bad taste, but didn't really spoil the night overall.

[Bluto10]

Who was in the blood red velvet suit SOTR min?

[Bluto10]

If I ever get an award I’ll accept it via videolink

[Tommy]

If I ever get an award I’ll accept it via videolink

Just like your court appearances?

[Sonoftherock]

At last year event, quite a few of the PG's turned up... despite previously claiming they wouldn't be seen dead at an award ceremony!

 

As a result, I nearly ended up producing an entry for the 'have you ever shit yourself' thread... as the toilets were constantly engaged!  I had a turtle-head at one point!

[Don Fonte]

Best Poster - Don Fonte

 

I gave it to mantits last year, so this year Im giving it to Don. A terrific cunt is Don. Well done Don son.

 

 

Cheers for the recognition old boy. I'll try and lay off the gay/paedo quips for a while.

[Sonoftherock]

Bluto was sleeping

 

At least he was on the piss!  You couldn't make it as you were stuck in the desert drinking water and green tea!

[ebbe]

Best poster - Shooftahmooftah

 

Most negative - Bluto10 the fraud

 

Best thread - Today’s bet

 

Newcomer - irrelevant cause I’m here

 

Cold one - CharlieBigPotato

 

Snowflake - Phone the police Frankie

 

Best Feud - anyone slagging Niall McGinn against the clueless clowns defending him/her.

 

Meltdown - Gurney and his payslip.

 

Gluepot - Captain Controversy Gurney.

 

Lifetime - FASH

[ebbe]

An absolute topper.

 

And aye, Chris Martin wrote Yellow for this scrote.

[The Boofon]

I suggest the above mentioned posters just don't bother with the vote missing as it's a shambles from top to bottom.

[ebbe]

Missing Vote watch:

 

@BrianFaePerth: Best Newcomer

 

@alscotoz: Biggest Meltdown

 

@@Grays Babylon 1875: Lifetime Achievement

 

@@Old manny: Best Newcomer

 

@1903Fitba: Best Thread / Best Newcomer

 

@@King Street Loon: Best Feud

 

@RUL: Best Newcomer / Lifetime Achievement

 

@caledonia: Lifetime Achievement

 

@ebbe: Best Newcomer

 

 

Best Newcomer proving to be a cunt for many - as a guide, young uns nominated so far:

 

Fridge,  Parklife, Arabian Knight, Dave_min, the boofon, City Centre, findlay_1903

 

Some quality choices made by the heroes above - be a shame they were voided over a couple of omissions.

Fuck off you goat.

[ebbe]

Tough fucking love.

[Old manny]

Missing Vote watch:

 

@BrianFaePerth: Best Newcomer

 

@alscotoz: Biggest Meltdown

 

@@Grays Babylon 1875: Lifetime Achievement

 

@@Old manny: Best Newcomer

 

@1903Fitba: Best Thread / Best Newcomer

 

@@King Street Loon: Best Feud

 

@RUL: Best Newcomer / Lifetime Achievement

 

@caledonia: Lifetime Achievement

 

@ebbe: Best Newcomer

 

 

Best Newcomer proving to be a cunt for many - as a guide, young uns nominated so far:

 

Fridge,  Parklife, Arabian Knight, Dave_min, the boofon, City Centre, findlay_1903

 

Some quality choices made by the heroes above - be a shame they were voided over a couple of omissions.

In anticipation of sweeping up the best newcomer award I would like to thank my parents, the royal family, Jeremy Corbyn, the cast of the Simpsons, the army, Butlins, the beach end, the Broadsword and finally Dad without whom none of this would have been possible. Who'd have thunk it?

[ebbe]

In anticipation of sweeping up the best newcomer award I would like to thank my parents, the royal family, Jeremy Corbyn, the cast of the Simpsons, the army, Butlins, the beach end, the Broadsword and finally Dad without whom none of this would have been possible. Who'd have thunk it?

Do the right thing and tell him to poke the award.

[Old manny]

Do the right thing and tell him to poke the award.

Believe me I did think aboot it, but as he provides me with the match links I thought better on it.

[Old manny]

Here - if votes were to be cleared to count regardless of missing votes; terrific.

 

Official word is required.

 

And here - old manny son; its only the best newcomer - just say a name son. Easy peasy - japanesey.

D,D, D, D, D, D,...…...I'm sorry it just wont come oot. I'll try later.

[The Cockney Don]

Poster : @@Dad

 

Negative : @@shooftahmooftah

 

Thread : Aberdeen 1-0 Sevco - League Cup Semi-Final

 

Newcomer : @@graham

 

Beer with : @@Bluto10

 

Snowflake : @@Millertime

 

Feud : @@Captain Caveman v @@manboobs109

 

Meltdown : @@tup

 

Gluepot : @@News

 

Lifetime : @@looksgoodinred

[BrianFaePerth]

Sorry cavey - you're a big zero not a big here.

Cmon padre, that sort of thing doesn't help.

[Poodler]

The Reekie Arms

 

Haha @@ebbe

[BrianFaePerth]

[The Boofon]

The Reekie Arms

 

 

More than one contender for that award if stories are to be believed.

[King Street Loon]

Missing Vote watch:

 

@BrianFaePerth: Best Newcomer

 

@alscotoz: Biggest Meltdown

 

@@Grays Babylon 1875: Lifetime Achievement

 

@@Old manny: Best Newcomer

 

@1903Fitba: Best Thread / Best Newcomer

 

@@King Street Loon: Best Feud

 

@RUL: Best Newcomer / Lifetime Achievement

 

@caledonia: Lifetime Achievement

 

@ebbe: Best Newcomer

 

 

Best Newcomer proving to be a cunt for many - as a guide, young uns nominated so far:

 

Fridge, Parklife, Arabian Knight, Dave_min, the boofon, City Centre, findlay_1903

 

Some quality choices made by the heroes above - be a shame they were voided over a couple of omissions.

Best Feud - Manboobs v whoever he's annoyed that day.

[Sonoftherock]

Poster: Rocket_Scientist for me is the best. His football analysis is spot on! Like most geniuses though, he is tinged with madness! I still log in to Donstalk occasionally, just to read his thoughts! On here, Boboisared. Don't always agree with him, but appreciate the thought and ability to construct an argument. Many other great posters on here though... too numerous to mention! Another great year for the hat!

Negative: Can't believe Stoneybloke isn't going to win this year... only because we've not seen him! So shooftamooftah get the nod

Thread: Reserve Team Thread

Newcomer: As Dad mentioned, really tough for any new blood to make an impact on here. Fridge is going to win, but I have a suspicion he's not a newcomer! My vote: Registered December 2017, so still qualifiers... I'll take Ten Caat, a good start I reckon, would like to see more!

Beer with: As below, would love to witness Mobby vs Bluto. Brought to you by AFC hat, pay per view... we'd make a mint!

Snowflake: Parklife is going to win this, but I think it's closer that everyone is making out... I love MT, but he's been very precious this year - i hope he's okay! Ultimately my votes goes to mcdougall(4) - for the same reasons as stated by Dad.

Feud: Tup vs AFC hat. However, I quite enjoy the Mobby vs Bluto10 drinking feud. In fairness, as a part-timer Mobby cannot compete with the BMG. Having said that, if Groningen is anything to go by, Mobby would beat the BMG in a sprint.  Hopefully one day it can be arranged!

Meltdown: Again, Tup is the undisputed winner this year

Gluepot: Could only be Clydeside_Sheep. Panda a distant second, but still very much ahead of the chasing pack.

Lifetime: Bebo

Also, not sure why, but 'must do better' seems to have been removed this year: I'll take Tord31... seen him post some really bizarre POV's this year.

[BrianFaePerth]

^got far too much time on his hands

[Sonoftherock]

^got far too much time on his hands

 

Almost as much as you:

 

 

 

On the nightshift right now!  My hatting activity always ramps up when I'm on nights! Still half the length of a Clydesdale sheep post!

[Stoney]

I dont know who half you fuckers are....

[Arabian Knight]

maks it worse the cunts a dundee fan. Jist mind that next time yer reading ez wee diary entries aboot shyte nae cunt wid hink twice aboot.."eh met an exec doon the beach n thi aw ken meh name noo.." fuckin tragic