The worst songs you've heard

[YorkDon]

Robbie Williams - Angels makes me very very angry.In fact, like Victoria Beckham, happened to be in the right place at the right time.Both have very little discernible talent, yet swan about like they are Airchie.

[Guest]

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

[cheesepipes]

12 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Robbie Williams - Angels makes me very very angry.In fact, like Victoria Beckham, happened to be in the right place at the right time.Both have very little discernible talent, yet swan about like they are Airchie.

Bobby has got entertainment in his blood at least. 

 

Vikki is just a fucking robot, and not one of the good Japanese ones with self lubricating sex organs. 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

Pre occupied tooting on ebony schlongs. 

[reekie_dock]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Songs I instantly switch off when they come on t'radio.  

Whitney's version of " I will always love you"    Vocal aerobics . Utter shite

Mariah Carey " All I want for Xmas is you"  see above

Anything at all by Elvis Presley

Attention seeking balloon knot 

 

 

 

[Poodler]

Come away Hanz, the early stuff, mid 50’s is ace!!! 
 

On topic

 

walk this way

dude looks like a lady

run dmc - it’s like that 

John Farnham / you’re the voice 

St Elmo’s fire 

journey - don’t stop believing 

bruno Mars - the way you are 

oasis - don’t look back in anger (seriously ca stand it, though they do have a couple of good songs) 

 

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Bobby has got entertainment in his blood at least. 

 

Vikki is just a fucking robot, and not one of the good Japanese ones with self lubricating sex organs. 

Bobby is one of those if not famous idiots that would’ve had a sore face every weekend cos he would be waking about his town thinking he was gallus as fuck trying to pull all the birds.

[frankie_mac's_4]

Kool and the gang - Cherish.

Jesus fucking Christ, who in fuck authorised recording that dirge and passing it off as music?

[johnstrac]

Anything by Jim Diamond. Lassie that lived above me at one time used to play his stuff half the night to drown out the sound of shagging.

[Simply Red]

Any killers song makes me want to kill them and anyone who likes it.

amy mcdonalds ‘this is the life’ i think its called. Hate

Dont look back in anger - im with poodz on this. Absolute fucking dirt.

[Poodler]

It used to get played every Saturday night in Priory. Just groups of boys all in a huddle skirlin oot of them. 
 

I suspect Dazzy was paying the DJ

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Songs I instantly switch off when they come on t'radio.  

Whitney's version of " I will always love you"    Vocal aerobics . Utter shite

Mariah Carey " All I want for Xmas is you"  see above

Anything at all by Elvis Presley

 

 

 

Burning Love is one of the all time greatest songs of all time. 

Of all time. 

 

[Bluto10]

Elvis is one of the few untouchable artists out there. 
 

 

[don corleone]

I've always considered Roll With It by oasis to be lyrically dreadful. 

[don corleone]

8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Anything by Bob Dylan. 

To be fair, they're only terrible when performed by Bob Dylan. For example hendrix version of all along the watch tower is utterly sublime, where as Dylans is utter dog shit. 

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, don corleone said:

I've always considered Roll With It by oasis to be lyrically dreadful. 

Weren’t renowned for their lyrics or storytelling though. Just lager rock, bound by their own limitations and they were happy with that.

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, don corleone said:

To be fair, they're only terrible when performed by Bob Dylan. For example hendrix version of all along the watch tower is utterly sublime, where as Dylans is utter dog shit. 

Woah woah woah

 

I mostly agree and I’m sure the great man does aswell (I remember an interview with him saying it) but let’s just watch the tone when speaking about Him.

[don corleone]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Woah woah woah

 

I mostly agree and I’m sure the great man does aswell (I remember an interview with him saying it) but let’s just watch the tone when speaking about Him.

I fully respect Dylan as a song writer, he's emmencely gifted there, but as a performer he comes up short, and who the fuck told him that he could play the mouth organ. 

[YorkDon]

15 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Weren’t renowned for their lyrics or storytelling though. Just lager rock, bound by their own limitations and they were happy with that.

Apart from Noel Gallagher thinking he’s up there with Lennon & McCartney.

[maryhilldon]

My local has Ride On Time by Black Box on it's exceptionally shit Spotify playlist. I hate it so much I think it's affecting my mental health.

[BrianFaePerth]

19 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That new Adele song is fucking awful.

 

Like, really, really bad. 

Finally something we can agree on

[BrianFaePerth]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

 

 

John Farnham / you’re the voice 

 

it is the unofficial Strayan national anthem

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

The lassie wasnae even fucking singing

If only.

[Poodler]

far from the worst song ever, I always think about this song as it was on Eminem’s 2002 album The Eminem Show. One of the biggest selling albums of the year, so much kids would have had it and he squeezed this gem on to it. Some outrageous words, by today’s standards. Ultimate troll 

[Simply Red]

^i’ll add slim shadey (any eminem song) to my worst song list. Awful, irritating fucking garbage. Rap music for white 14yr olds.

[cheesepipes]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

My local has Ride On Time by Black Box on it's exceptionally shit Spotify playlist. I hate it so much I think it's affecting my mental health.

Thats a bloody classic. 

 

[Ten Caat]

Wonderwall......................Fucking drivel

House of the Rising Sun (The Animals)...............the sixties gets lionised as some kind of musical zenith. Well it had some amount of utter tripe blasting out too and this epitomises it

[dazzy_deff]

21 hours ago, Poodler said:

It used to get played every Saturday night in Priory. Just groups of boys all in a huddle skirlin oot of them. 
 

I suspect Dazzy was paying the DJ

What a time to be alive.

[YorkDon]

33 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

 

House of the Rising Sun (The Animals)...............the sixties gets lionised as some kind of musical zenith. Well it had some amount of utter tripe blasting out too and this epitomises it

As does every decade.

29 minutes ago, Roberto said:

HOTRS is a fucking belter. Behave.

It gets so overplayed which is a pity as it’s a good track.Don’t let me be misunderstood and We gotta get out of this place are decent too.

[Hagi's pubic hair]

Anything by Pearl Jam or Soundgarden just fucking shite.