The worst songs you've heard

[Poodler]

Kasabian - KSF

 

[The Hulk]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Seahorses - Love is the Law . 

"Strap on Sally chased us down the alley, we feared for our behinds". Great lyric.

I have to work with a jobsworth by the name of Sally who I don't like very much and it gets me through the day thinking that this might be her.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

You stick to mincing along to Bronski Beat. Weegie poofter

Cool. Strange man.

[Simply Red]

On 3/29/2022 at 7:58 AM, Roberto said:

Guns n Roses are shite 

^correct

Livin on a Prayer was nae bad 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Seahorses - Love is the Law . 

Blinded by the sun even worse. Horrific tunes and singer.

[Simply Red]

Menswear>seahorses

seahorses probably the worst fucking shit of that whole era

[Zeus]

12 hours ago, don corleone said:

Everything ever released by the kaiser chiefs. 

Good shout. Absolutely fucking dire.

 

 

[Sonoftherock]

Falco* - Jeanny

So bad that it's actually brilliant.

*great player for Brazil

[Jocky Balboa]

Anything by Limp Bizkit. NEDs with guitars.

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Anything by Limp Bizkit. NEDs with guitars.

That whole genre. Blink 182 etc

rancid fucking dogshit of the highest order. Truly appaling.

(wouldnt describe them as neds tho. Wee virgin mummys boys iyam)

[Simply Red]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

To be fair to them they'll have seen a load of minge in their time.

Aye each others

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

To be fair to them they'll have seen a load of minge in their time.

Irrelevant to a 'worst song' thread.

[Awayfromhomered]

Anything by Adele, really just cannot abide that whiny voice.

[redstrummer]

can't stand depeche mode

[Beachend Bootboy]

52 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Anything by Adele, really just cannot abide that whiny voice.

Second that.  Fuckin' miserable cunt.

[Bluto10]

On 3/28/2022 at 11:54 PM, Studebaker-90 said:

Paradise city GnR.

wise up min

[Studebaker-90]

12 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

wise up min

They’re shite. Aye really shite. 

[Poodler]

Mulder and Scully 

 

just heard about 5 seconds of that when radio skipping - how bad is that song! 

[Simply Red]

Ugly Kid Joe

No wonder kids shoot kids in the same country that spawned those fucking cunts

And also, the 4non blondes

[Dad]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I agree. Cant stand her voice at all tbh. You just reminded me of another pile of shite.'The Ballad ofTom Jones' she sang with Space. Fucking hell. 

'I've never thrown my knickers at you'

'And I don't come from Wales'

 

Sone fud gave these cunts a record deal 

My shoulders are fucking shrugging

[Edwin Starr]

Everything by the Police.

 

That annoying song by Queen we are the champions goes on and on and on..

 

Everything heavy metal.

 

[Awayfromhomered]

23 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Everything by the Police.

 

That annoying song by Queen we are the champions goes on and on and on..

 

Everything heavy metal.

 

Mostly agree, but heavy metal covers a broad spectrum ,I don't mind ace of spades & highway to hell, just a few odd songs.

That death/thrash metal stuff though...I just don't get it, makes my lugs bleed

[Awayfromhomered]

On 6/7/2022 at 11:08 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

I agree. Cant stand her voice at all tbh. You just reminded me of another pile of shite.'The Ballad ofTom Jones' she sang with Space. Fucking hell. 

Aye, truly awful. Crap lyrics & whiny Welsh voice, not a winning combination.

[Edwin Starr]

9 hours ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Mostly agree, but heavy metal covers a broad spectrum ,I don't mind ace of spades & highway to hell, just a few odd songs.

That death/thrash metal stuff though...I just don't get it, makes my lugs bleed

Aye heavy metal stuff that my brother in law likes bursts my heed and yes my ears bleed too.

 

Must admit that music the young drivers blast oot their car windows all I hear is thump thump thump and it goes on and on till they are about 400 yards away oh my heed.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Some cunts on here clearly auld affore their time.  Insufferable, intolerant crusty Matt Munro and Country listenin' cunts.

[The Cockney Don]

5 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye heavy metal stuff that my brother in law likes bursts my heed and yes my ears bleed too.

 

Must admit that music the young drivers blast oot their car windows all I hear is thump thump thump and it goes on and on till they are about 400 yards away oh my heed.?

Disco music is loud. ?

[YorkDon]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Some cunts on here clearly auld affore their time.  Insufferable, intolerant crusty Matt Munro and Country listenin' cunts.

On Days Like These is a classic ?

[Edwin Starr]

19 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Disco music is loud. ?

Yup loud and upbeat and it's affected my hearing but it was worth it .?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Disco?

[Edwin Starr]

27 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Disco?

Hoi.?.