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[Poodler]

1 hour ago, The beard of mcinnes said:

you can tell rocket is about 5 foot 8 

Nothing wrong with that 

[Zeus]

Snob! 

[manboobs109]

Fife still in level 2 numbers, never been in level 3 bracket yet. Fucking joke. Less patients in hospital than in October. We're doomed. 

[Howard Marks]

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fife still in level 2 numbers, never been in level 3 bracket yet. Fucking joke. Less patients in hospital than in October. We're doomed. 

I have little doubt that we will all still be in "level four protection" measures for the foreseeable future.

[manboobs109]

35 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What's your plans for New Years lunch, fat man?  Usual Steak Pie for us. 

Not sure Hanzo. Think I've missed the boat for a steak pie from the butcher at my bit. Might get an Indian delivered. New place by me is fucking banging, they even deliver ice cold big bottles of Kingfisher with it. 

[Parklife]

Make the steak peh yourself. It's a piece of piss. Make sure to throw some sausages in too. 

[Howard Marks]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Make the steak peh yourself. It's a piece of piss. Make sure to throw some sausages in too. 

I agree with your sentiment. Chuck in a pile of shite as well.

[Zeus]

Just buy a Frey Bentos (good Cuban leader) 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

I agree with your sentiment. Chuck in a pile of shite as well.

If that's what you're in to, man, crack on. 

[Howard Marks]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

If that's what you're in to, man, crack on. 

We can cut the pie together.

[daytripping]

How many weegies are on here?? sausages in a steak pie ffs.

[Howard Marks]

Depends how you want to look at it. It could be steak in a sausage pie.

[manboobs109]

Standing making steak pies on Hogmanay? C'mon eh. 

[Howard Marks]

24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Standing making steak pies on Hogmanay? C'mon eh. 

I'm a firm believer that less time should be spent making pies and more time dedicated to traditional Hogmanay fellatio.

[NEM]

28 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Yep, square

Stovie pies. Surprised that’s not already a thing (maybe it is)

[Fridge]

I put mince and not steak in steak pie. Because I am cool as fuck.

[BrianFaePerth]

9 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

What type of shark do you get down your way like Brian; Great White, Prickly, Bull, Thresher, Loan? 

White and hammerhead are the most likely to pay you a visit 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

I'm a firm believer that less time should be spent making pies and more time dedicated to traditional Hogmanay fellatio.

What’s his name?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

White and hammerhead are the most likely to pay you a visit 

Far sooner have a visit from one of those types of shark than a loan shark.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I mind having an SP in Ayrshire and it had Sausages in it - not impressed 

I do like a stewed sausage, but not in a bloody steak pie 

Welcome additions would be carrots, onions and maybe mushies, as Hanzo says 

but steak pie should really only be Steak, gravy and pastry (you can shove your kidneys up your bumhole too) 

Never a truer word spoken. 

[Zeus]

Sausages in a steak pie? Get to fuck! 

[daytripping]

I don't mind a steak and kidney pie, don't see many about these days but wouldn't say no.

[For Fecks Sake]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I don't mind a steak and kidney pie, don't see many about these days but wouldn't say no.

Aye steak and kidney pie's are ace but a rare thing indeed to see these days.

[Parklife]

Surprised at the hate for sausages. A fine addition to a steak pie. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s a casserole if there’s sausages in it.

But with pastry. 

Nah. It's a steak pie with sausages in it. 

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Surprised at the hate for sausages. A fine addition to a steak pie. 

It's not a steak pie then. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's not a steak pie then. 

It's a pie with steak in it. Obviously it's a steak pie. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Do the butchers sell it with that handle? 
 

if not, they should be struck off 

[BrianFaePerth]

Keep to the discussion padre

[manboobs109]

If I bought a steak pie and it had lorne fucking sausage in it I'd savagely assault the butcher responsible.