Bluto10 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: @Bluto10 aye - don’t do being ill dont always go to work either #winner Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Beirhalle on Gordon St is the place for pizza (and beer) Da like that place. Probably cause I got chucked out once on a stag do. Shouldn't call yourself a beer hall if you can't take folk having a laugh. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Watching Pat Morita on The Chase Link to comment
NEM Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Their Tandoori pizza is off the scale though Cracking selection of weiss bier as well Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Makin supper album - Sugar - Copper Blue white wine (hiya DF) Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 39 minutes ago, Poodler said: Makin supper album - Sugar - Copper Blue white wine (hiya DF) ?awa tae dig oot no2? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 On a course most of the week (Coventry conference) easing in to the Christmas party on Thursday. El vino will flow. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Laughing at this. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said: Laughing at this. ??. Quite right, Warwick min. Fuck using a step ladder to decorate a Christmas tree. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 23 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Alwyn boys had sick trips written into the planner in the workshop. Rota'd them throughout the year. That's maybe why they are on strike now cos they got sick pay taken off them. Alwyn Boyz Dunbar Ladz Homosexual dance troupes in Jalattes n Hard Hats 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Alwyn Boyz Dunbar Ladz Homosexual dance troupes in Jalattes n Hard Hats Jallattes were banned numb nuts. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Jallattes were banned numb nuts. Only on bent platforms. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Only on bent platforms. No arguement from me. It was pretty bent. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Heading for London Town. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Keywork Haircut Wine Beer Cheese and crackers Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Heading for London Town. If you are near Peckham go to Taco Queen. You probably won't be, so just ignore me. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: You love a haircut. He works as a hairdresser. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 51 minutes ago, Zeus said: Bi-weekly. renewing your magazine subscription? 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Zeus said: Bi-weekly. Bi-weekly or fortnightly? Either is too much imho. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Bi-weekly/fortnightly/every 2nd Friday I have shit hair. Best kept neat. I'd look like a unkempt hun if I let it grow longer. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Trying to find an angle to get out of jury duty. Got a letter from the court, fifth in a couple of years, ordering me to the court next week to send some poor cunt to pokey for, I don't know, something heinous like smoking a marijuana dooby cigarette, or drinking a fucking beer in public. Thrown in a couple of the obvious get-outs, "I have Covid-like symptoms' and 'My granny plans on dying that day'... but the eMail I got back says, "Nah... see you next week." So now I have to pretend I'm racist or mental in order to convince them to send me home. Fortunately, observing the goings on in The Hat these last few years have given me a pretty good handle on both... I just need to be convincing. I'll probably watch some Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson speeches at the weekend in order to perfect the technique. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Hopefully it’s not one of your brown skinned neighbours in the dock Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Trying to find an angle to get out of jury duty. Got a letter from the court, fifth in a couple of years, ordering me to the court next week to send some poor cunt to pokey for, I don't know, something heinous like smoking a marijuana dooby cigarette, or drinking a fucking beer in public. Thrown in a couple of the obvious get-outs, "I have Covid-like symptoms' and 'My granny plans on dying that day'... but the eMail I got back says, "Nah... see you next week." So now I have to pretend I'm racist or mental in order to convince them to send me home. Fortunately, observing the goings on in The Hat these last few years have given me a pretty good handle on both... I just need to be convincing. I'll probably watch some Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson speeches at the weekend in order to perfect the technique. See I’ve always wanted to get called for jury duty. I’m a nosey bastard though, that’s probably part of it. A few days off work as well would be welcomed. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: See I’ve always wanted to get called for jury duty. I’m a nosey bastard though, that’s probably part of it. A few days off work as well would be welcomed. You’d regret it, with all the fucking questions being asked. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Just now, Redforever86 said: You’d regret it, with all the fucking questions being asked. GBH of the ears? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Work Cut the grass (it’s the easiest way to pick up the leaves) Changed a light socket 10k walk Supper Wine Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: GBH of the ears? Thought you just never liked questions Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Ke1t said: Trying to find an angle to get out of jury duty. Got a letter from the court, fifth in a couple of years, ordering me to the court next week to send some poor cunt to pokey for, I don't know, something heinous like smoking a marijuana dooby cigarette, or drinking a fucking beer in public. Thrown in a couple of the obvious get-outs, "I have Covid-like symptoms' and 'My granny plans on dying that day'... but the eMail I got back says, "Nah... see you next week." So now I have to pretend I'm racist or mental in order to convince them to send me home. Fortunately, observing the goings on in The Hat these last few years have given me a pretty good handle on both... I just need to be convincing. I'll probably watch some Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson speeches at the weekend in order to perfect the technique. Get lifted. Canna do it over here anyway with a criminal record. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Get lifted. Canna do it over here anyway with a criminal record. I might see a tiny flaw in what is an otherwise terrific idea. Link to comment
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