What you doing today?

[Parklife]

27 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Get lifted. Canna do it over here anyway with a criminal record.

Isn't it just if you've been to jail you're disqualified? 

I Don't think that getting lifted and done for breach of the peace disqualifies you. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Isn't it just if you've been to jail you're disqualified? 

I Don't think that getting lifted and done for breach of the peace disqualifies you. 

Guess it depends what the charge is for. I'm nae allowed to do it, or so I was told at the time.

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

See I’ve always wanted to get called for jury duty. I’m a nosey bastard though, that’s probably part of it. A few days off work as well would be welcomed. 

I mean, if I could be guaranteed something interesting like a multiple homicide, followed by a car chase across three state lines, where the defendant was simultaneously shooting at the cops while schneefing coke off an underage hooker's titties, then I'd probably be somewhat curious.... also nothing on this Earth could make me convict that guy. 

Knowing my luck, it would be some old dear who nicked a loaf of bread and a pint of milk because she was starving, and some over zeaous shopkeeper has prosecuted her to the fullest extent of the law. 

And I'll be honest, I'd send her to prison just out of spite for being forced to sit through that shite. 

I would NOT make a good juror.

Also, I hate the Jews, and am suspicious of black people.

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Out for a meal with Mrs FFS tonight with some friends.

Canna be arsed if I am being honest but hopefully after a few beers that will change.

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Out for a meal with Mrs FFS tonight with some friends.

Canna be arsed if I am being honest but hopefully after a few beers that will change.

Get smashed, make a cunt of yourself, do the missus up the arse, then piss the bed.

[For Fecks Sake]

11 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Get smashed, make a cunt of yourself, do the missus up the arse, then piss the bed.

Well there is a chance that at least one of those things could have happened ?

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Woke up (black eye and busted nose) 

Bought a new phone (bloody expensive) 

pints 

 

Davie O'Hara must be quite handy?

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Was boozing with him again yesterday 

an altercation with an African (I think) on my way home - hit me with a couple of good shots which were replied to (hopefully he has a white eye) 

Quiet night at the library? 

[Poodler]

Are you the real Mobby or the silvery spoon posting from his old phone? 
 

 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The real deal 

Brand new bloody phone, innit 

I'll have my doubts if you start saying 'yi get me' after every sentence. ?

[Redforever86]

Only one why to prove this, send a photo o yir shite.

[Poodler]

Or tell us what instigated a fight outside ONeills one night ?

[Poodler]

No you told us ages ago 

[Poodler]

Haha was just on about the fag one, didn’t know the other one (or that that person was involved in either)

 

anyway, it’s clearly you, no bloody blacks on the hat for now 

 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

anyway, it’s clearly you, no bloody blacks on the hat for now 

Ahem. 

[Bluto10]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Woke up (black eye and busted nose) 

Bought a new phone (bloody expensive) 

pints 

 

 

any claret down your clothes?

good indicator of a  QN@TL

[Redforever86]

Abusing English cops, sounds like a fucking ledge. Get him on the hat. 

[Poodler]

best interview ever 

 

 

 

[NEM]

8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

A bit of a stretch crying him famous - he's closer to the back part of a pantomime horse in the acting hierarchy than he is an Idris Elba.

Sean Connerry would never behave like a yob neither.  A hun cunt

 

[cheesepipes]

9 hours ago, Poodler said:

best interview ever 

 

 

 

Ledge. 

[maryhilldon]

They don't make them like him anymore. Proper mans man that speaks truth.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Number 7. ??

 

I wonder if that's happened to Tup when he's got lippy?

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Number 7. ??

 

Don't think that dead hun fuck Connery was much different in real life. 
 

An Edinburgh man as well, Grays.

[Zeus]

Keywork  (kind of) 

[Zeus]

Come on now, no. 

On the wind down 

[The Buzzard]

On 12/14/2021 at 10:33 AM, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Don't think that dead hun fuck Connery was much different in real life. 
 

An Edinburgh man as well, Grays.

SC went down in my estimation when he turned up to a big event I was working at and had the scruffiest looking shoes on for a man of his means. Looked like he had robbed a tramp on the royal mile just beforehand. 

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

SC went down in my estimation when he turned up to a big event I was working at and had the scruffiest looking shoes on for a man of his means. Looked like he had robbed a tramp on the royal mile just beforehand. 

Surprised the hun cunt wasn't wearing brown brogues

[The Buzzard]

3 minutes ago, NEM said:

Surprised the hun cunt wasn't wearing brown brogues

They were scuffed to fuck dark brown leather ones iirc. 

 

[The Buzzard]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Maybe he'd just kicked the fuck out of some poor woman? 

"Pleashed to meet you Buzshard"

'You're a shite for shore eyes.'

[Ke1t]

"Smack a bitch." ~ Sir Sean Connery

Sometimes that's all a bitch needs. 

Sometimes more force is needed with a bitch. 

Bitches... think before you start your shit.