What you doing today?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Listening to White Christmas (the non-racist version) amongst other classics on the Now 70s channel.

Pub (Omicron variant permitting and the combative measures my local adopts in sickening obedience to the dyke).

Taxi hame.

Bed.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Tell Rubbit we said fit like 

I certainly will if he's in my local today?.

[Zeus]

Fuck all apart form watching the Darts 

 

Hoora Sare heid

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He most know by now that he’s a local hero 

I'll let him ken that the forum has helped him gain local celebrity status and could be a very useful stepping stone for him to achieve global stardom?.

[Zeus]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I'll let him ken that the forum has helped him gain local celebrity status and could be a very useful stepping stone for him to achieve global stardom?.

Give him a hullo mi dearie from me 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Give him a hullo mi dearie from me 

??. I will do min.

[manboobs109]

Christmas shopping, hungover. 45 minutes to an hour tops then pint.

[Studebaker-90]

32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I certainly will if he's in my local today?.

Would you stop and have a blether with him MAD? I just can’t imagine him being able to have a reasoned conversation. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

43 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Would you stop and have a blether with him MAD? I just can’t imagine him being able to have a reasoned conversation. 

Oh aye I would nae bother, min. Reebit is a good guy and never passes you by without saying "fit like min?"

I have had a few conversations with him over the years, encompassed with knowledge, nostalgia (Aberdeen matches fae the past), and hilarity. 

An all-round sound lad?.

[Studebaker-90]

Id genuinely like to meet him. I wonder if he knows about his cult hero status among this sub section of scum dons fans 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Christmas shopping, hungover. 45 minutes to an hour tops then pint.

Haven’t you got the internet?

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Haven’t you got the internet?

I'm old school man. Support yer local shops n'that innit.

[Studebaker-90]

Everybody should just get each other vouchers. A £50 obligation. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Everybody should just get each other vouchers. A £50 obligation. 

Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently.

[Parklife]

Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently.

Get her an exotic fanny trim and nails done too. 
 

She’s so needing it.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. 

I agree with you on that Parky but I get outvoted by the wimminfolk. Good to get a few bottles of whisky though.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Get her an exotic fanny trim and nails done too. 
 

She’s so needing it.

Fuck that shit I'll do them as a homer, save a few shekels.

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently.

Can easy be north of 100 quid. Depends what she gets done. Short back and sides at the barbers pole could be a happy medium. 

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Can easy be north of 100 quid. Depends what she gets done. Short back and sides at the barbers pole could be a happy medium. 

Ha, that should be in the terms. If Moobs is paying, he should decide how it’s done - an extra surprise.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Could you ask him to do a follow up video? 

I'll have a word with him about this, Hanz, if I see him and tell him there's a growing market for his spontaneous video making and comedy?. 

[Zeus]

Ask him to sign up to the hat 

[NEM]

11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I'll have a word with him about this, Hanz, if I see him and tell him there's a growing market for his spontaneous video making and comedy?. 

Absolute scenes if you post a sequel to Dinner at Chois tomorrow ?

 

A wonderful Christmas present for the Hat ? 

[Quagmire]

28 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. 

I presume you don’t bother with a tree then? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Ask him to sign up to the hat 

I'll let him know what he's missing out on; admiration of his talents, hilarity, and a good and knowledgeable bunch of lads n lasses.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, NEM said:

Absolute scenes if you post a sequel to Dinner at Chois tomorrow ?

 

A wonderful Christmas present for the Hat ? 

It would be brilliant if he did do a sequel min. 

Even if it's half as funny as the forerunner, it'll be a winner??.

[Parklife]

25 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

I presume you don’t bother with a tree then? 

I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Every sketch has to end up with someone getting soup flung in their face. (  bilin' het)

Rebbit and yon chinky boy should release a charity single. Righto. 

[NEM]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. 

Bah humbug 

[Studebaker-90]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. 

Up where?