What you doing today?

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Up where? 

My bottom. 

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

b side. 'Vey Painfow'

Wok of life 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sultans of Soup

Money for denner 

[Zeus]

Bilin het het het

[Hoofball]

58 minutes ago, Parklife said:

My bottom. 

Definitely be a two person job putting a Christmas tree up there, understandable why you didn’t do it by yourself

[Zeus]

Hullo mi dearies 

Awa to order a kebab.... 

Fars best, usual place have been stingy on the old sas last few times? 

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Hullo mi dearies 

Awa to order a kebab.... 

Fars best, usual place have been stingy on the old sas last few times? 

Efes, Great Northern Road.

[Misers Hill]

Antalya .Dee St.?

[Zeus]

Cheers will at both ?

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Efes, Great Northern Road.

Had that the other necht, was actually decent, pakora and lamb kebab 

[BrianFaePerth]

Watching the orders tick in for thon business eh started one lunchtime.

Knocking on for $1000 in 2 hours this morning.

#Everydayvibes

[BrianFaePerth]

Who’d have thought there’d be money in strap-on rentals.

Thanks for your reservation grays.

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching the orders tick in for thon business eh started one lunchtime.

Knocking on for $1000 in 2 hours this morning.

#Everydayvibes

£500 worth of DVDs of yir wife getting pummelled by the pool boy, nae bad going. 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

£500 worth of DVDs of yir wife getting pummelled by the pool boy, nae bad going. 

A dollar for every gullible prick eh land

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching the orders tick in for thon business eh started one lunchtime.

Knocking on for $1000 in 2 hours this morning.

#Everydayvibes

What a dickhead.

[Tommy]

Out for a walk with the dog to tire him before grandkids visit and saw this outside Pittodrie.

Some amazing tales on that list.

[Studebaker-90]

17 hours ago, Zeus said:

Hullo mi dearies 

Awa to order a kebab.... 

Fars best, usual place have been stingy on the old sas last few times? 

Best teuchter one is in kintore. Absolutely superb. Bit late now, but for next time if you fancy the drive. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Wok of life 

Wok like a Chinkian.

[Parklife]

Work (2nd last day of the year) 

Dinner 

Do the big Christmas food shop - my excitement is off the scale. 

[BrianFaePerth]

You a vegan parky?

[Zeus]

Keywork (debatable) 

Run

Denner 

Darts 

 

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You a vegan parky?

Nah. Are you? 

[BrianFaePerth]

? fuck no. Eh like women.

[Poodler]

Not judging by your wife,

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Poodler said:

Not judging by your wife,

 

Say hi to Velma from me

[cheesepipes]

17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

? fuck no. Eh like women.

Really? 

I thought it was a marriage of convenience for business purposes and you spend most mornings skewered onto a thick throbbing cock, ebony in colour. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Really? 

I thought it was a marriage of convenience for business purposes and you spend most mornings skewered onto a thick throbbing cock, ebony in colour. 

 

Most but not all mornings. Eric has to go back to the Congo regularly as he bosses around white biker types who seek promotion by providing him with services.

[Fridge]

Right I’m not convinced this isn’t a wind up 

But apparently mullets are coming back into fashion?

 

[Guest milne_afc]

53 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Right I’m not convinced this isn’t a wind up 

But apparently mullets are coming back into fashion?

 

If you haven’t already, you’ll see one and buy it a pint soon.

[manboobs109]

Good to see my "I'm not convinced" catchphrase getting picked up though.