Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Listening to White Christmas (the non-racist version) amongst other classics on the Now 70s channel. Pub (Omicron variant permitting and the combative measures my local adopts in sickening obedience to the dyke). Taxi hame. Bed. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Tell Rubbit we said fit like I certainly will if he's in my local today?. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Fuck all apart form watching the Darts Hoora Sare heid Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: He most know by now that he’s a local hero I'll let him ken that the forum has helped him gain local celebrity status and could be a very useful stepping stone for him to achieve global stardom?. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'll let him ken that the forum has helped him gain local celebrity status and could be a very useful stepping stone for him to achieve global stardom?. Give him a hullo mi dearie from me Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Zeus said: Give him a hullo mi dearie from me ??. I will do min. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Christmas shopping, hungover. 45 minutes to an hour tops then pint. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I certainly will if he's in my local today?. Would you stop and have a blether with him MAD? I just can’t imagine him being able to have a reasoned conversation. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 43 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Would you stop and have a blether with him MAD? I just can’t imagine him being able to have a reasoned conversation. Oh aye I would nae bother, min. Reebit is a good guy and never passes you by without saying "fit like min?" I have had a few conversations with him over the years, encompassed with knowledge, nostalgia (Aberdeen matches fae the past), and hilarity. An all-round sound lad?. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Id genuinely like to meet him. I wonder if he knows about his cult hero status among this sub section of scum dons fans Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Christmas shopping, hungover. 45 minutes to an hour tops then pint. Haven’t you got the internet? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: Haven’t you got the internet? I'm old school man. Support yer local shops n'that innit. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Everybody should just get each other vouchers. A £50 obligation. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Everybody should just get each other vouchers. A £50 obligation. Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just now, manboobs109 said: Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently. Get her an exotic fanny trim and nails done too. She’s so needing it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. I agree with you on that Parky but I get outvoted by the wimminfolk. Good to get a few bottles of whisky though. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Get her an exotic fanny trim and nails done too. She’s so needing it. Fuck that shit I'll do them as a homer, save a few shekels. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Wife's asked for a voucher from her hairdresser(how romantic) Is anyone aware how much it costs to get a hairdoo in these fucking places? And this is a "reasonable" one apparently. Can easy be north of 100 quid. Depends what she gets done. Short back and sides at the barbers pole could be a happy medium. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Can easy be north of 100 quid. Depends what she gets done. Short back and sides at the barbers pole could be a happy medium. Ha, that should be in the terms. If Moobs is paying, he should decide how it’s done - an extra surprise. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Could you ask him to do a follow up video? I'll have a word with him about this, Hanz, if I see him and tell him there's a growing market for his spontaneous video making and comedy?. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Ask him to sign up to the hat Link to comment
NEM Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'll have a word with him about this, Hanz, if I see him and tell him there's a growing market for his spontaneous video making and comedy?. Absolute scenes if you post a sequel to Dinner at Chois tomorrow ? A wonderful Christmas present for the Hat ? 1 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 28 minutes ago, Parklife said: Christmas is for kids. Buy them presents, no need for adults to be doing that nonsense. I presume you don’t bother with a tree then? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Zeus said: Ask him to sign up to the hat I'll let him know what he's missing out on; admiration of his talents, hilarity, and a good and knowledgeable bunch of lads n lasses. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, NEM said: Absolute scenes if you post a sequel to Dinner at Chois tomorrow ? A wonderful Christmas present for the Hat ? It would be brilliant if he did do a sequel min. Even if it's half as funny as the forerunner, it'll be a winner??. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 25 minutes ago, Quagmire said: I presume you don’t bother with a tree then? I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Every sketch has to end up with someone getting soup flung in their face. ( bilin' het) Rebbit and yon chinky boy should release a charity single. Righto. Link to comment
NEM Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Parklife said: I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. Bah humbug Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: I didn't put one up when I lived myself and wouldn't now. The mrs puts one up though. Up where? Link to comment
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