What you doing today?

[The Boofon]

Still pished. At work.

 

Won't be leaving office.

 

Gads.

[Studebaker-90]

Haircut 

Cut the grass 

food at rosemount deli 

watch football somewhere 

Evening pints 

[Zeus]

Ordering a chois later 

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Ordering a chois later 

Yon eh… fit yi caz it?

[Poodler]

Got boozing with a Jewish yank the day. Good chat, will see her again. A new don 

[Poodler]

Gimme a sec 

[Poodler]

Rottnest vibes

PP to follow 

 

betta setup

[CCB III]

Waiting about for my train back home. Found myself in O'Neills for the fitba. 
 

Glasgow city centre mobbed with sellick fans drinking on the streets on their way to the game. Guys in alleyways etc. Very strange. 
 

Few huns in here I reckon. The snakes will soon reveal themselves 

 

Looking forward to watching their potential pain. 

[Arabian Knight]

watchin blutos missus ride turks while bluto wanks

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

watchin blutos missus ride turks while bluto wanks

Your sister any good?

[Arabian Knight]

ten notes fir this een

eh dinna hae turk kebebs ony mare efter thon beasts in bleckpil carvd up thon bairn n pit eh cunt in thir dehners

 

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

ten notes fir this een

eh dinna hae turk kebebs ony mare efter thon beasts in bleckpil carvd up thon bairn n pit eh cunt in thir dehners

 

I doubt they boys were Turks AK.

[Studebaker-90]

Cold beers in the back garden 

[Redforever86]

52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Earlier I pressed this bit of trim in my car and lo and behold it’s a wee secret compartment. Inside was a packet of roasted almonds with a use by date of 02/2020.  
I’ve no recollection of putting them there but I do love a roasted almond. 
I’ve had this car for four years. 

During covid while clearing out a patio drainage channel I found out I had a double power socket in my garden. It was attached to a fence with a bush grown over it. 
 

This lead me to discover there is also one on the back of a shed. 
 

Was quite the revelation after staying here for roughly 5 years at that time. 

[Redforever86]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did they work?

Aye they work. 

[Arabian Knight]

jist hearin blutos rides bin mincd up inta kebab meat fir diners..statement xpctd soon is tae whit heppnd..eye witnesses siy bluto looks shockd is e wiped lashins o chilli sauce n spunk aff ez chin

[Misers Hill]

3 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

jist hearin blutos rides bin mincd up inta kebab meat fir diners..statement xpctd soon is tae whit heppnd..eye witnesses siy bluto looks shockd is e wiped lashins o chilli sauce n spunk aff ez chin

Eh fucking better be Halal ??

[Arabian Knight]

blutos wifes undercerriag is feenished..seal it aff wi yellow tape..its obliteratd..

[Quagmire]

2 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

blutos wifes undercerriag is feenished..seal it aff wi yellow tape..its obliteratd..

You got a blonde AK min?

 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

You got a blonde AK min?

 

[Don Fonte]

Had to go in to work a bit over the weekend so taking today and tomorrow off.

Moved house last week so finish off unpacking.

Then pints/lunch/pints/el vino doth flow.

[BrianFaePerth]

You know you’re pathetic when even DF can do it without having a meltdown on the hat.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You know you’re pathetic when even DF can do it without having a meltdown on the hat.

Morning Brizo. How's the wife?

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Morning Brizo. How's the wife?

Evening. None of your business 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ she been poodled yet? 

Nah, she’s happy.

 

Pool boy has been etc etc

[The Boofon]

43 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ she been poodled yet? 

Daughter has.

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Daughter has.

That the one he said had a honkin fanny?

[Redforever86]

Tastes like her ma, smells like her da. 

[Poodler]

 

sting Ray vibes this molnin

[Misers Hill]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fuck that shit. Do folk swim with those things about?

Ask Steve Irwin??