What you doing today?

[Poodler]

Picked up the ledge from his holiday home 

got a shave from a little yellow sex machine 

here’s him back on the prowl

no pics of her 

 

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Picked up the ledge from his holiday home 

got a shave from a little yellow sex machine 

here’s him back on the prowl

no pics of her 

 

 

 

.22 will rid you of that fuckin' monstrosity.  Fuck cats.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

.22 will rid you of that fuckin' monstrosity.  Fuck cats.

Shut up you horrible arsehole.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Shut up you horrible arsehole.

Fuck off.  Fuckin' cats??.  Vermin and it's wholly unnatural for a grown man to have any affection for domesticated felines.  Unnatural, I tell you!!!!

[Poodler]

Protestant 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Protestant 

He's a filthy hun. Probably fat and bald 

[Poodler]

Hopefully turns the gun on his congregation before blowing his own head off 

 

NE orange men

fuck that

[Parklife]

1. Half day at work 

2. Play golf & drink loads 

3. Drink loads 

Will be repeating points 2 & 3 tomorrow. 

"Golf - LOL" 

@Bluto10

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

He's a filthy hun. Probably fat and bald 

As Meatloaf once said.  'Two out of three ain't bad.'

[Beachend Bootboy]

13 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Hopefully turns the gun on his congregation before blowing his own head off 

 

NE orange men

fuck that

“Ideals are like stars. You will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but, like the seafaring man, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you will reach your destiny.”

[Poodler]

Love simply red 

[cheesepipes]

48 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Picked up the ledge from his holiday home 

got a shave from a little yellow sex machine 

here’s him back on the prowl

no pics of her 

 

 

 

Look at those blue eyes.

 

Genitalia and arsehole spotless I bet.

[Poodler]

Cats aren’t bad either 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Work

Finish at half 2ish

Pick up bairn

Park

Dinner

Film

Bed (early rise tomorrow, gan to Camperdown Park).

AFW (probably go with AFW for the next 3).

My mate was there a wee while ago as was my daughter, son in law with the wee one and they said it was an absolute disgrace.  Filthy, run down shithole.  My mate complained to the council but got no response.  Used to be a lovely place too.  Be interestin' to hear how you find it on yer visit like.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Animal place for us then lunch afterwards, might go a bit of shopping as well, just depends.

I never have high expectations when it comes to Dundee in truth.

Aye same here.  I do like the Horseshoe Inn at Inchture.  Brilliant greasy spoon if you can be arsed goin' the other side o' Dundee.  I like Broughty Ferry for a visit now and again too.  The only time I've actually spent much time in Dundee itself is when I've been doon for the fitba'.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Love simply red 

No you don't. No one does. 

[elephantstone78]

21 hours ago, CCB III said:

He's generally still like himself but his breathing is shallow. 
 

Vet says as long as he's still behaving as normal as possible he's ok.

 

So, just waiting. Beauty of it is he's no idea there's anything wrong. Bloody legend. 

Good to hear. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

My mate was there a wee while ago as was my daughter, son in law with the wee one and they said it was an absolute disgrace.  Filthy, run down shithole.  My mate complained to the council but got no response.  Used to be a lovely place too.  Be interestin' to hear how you find it on yer visit like.

Do you mean the park or the zoo? The park has been left to go to shit since they closed the golf course. Fucking disgrace. Caird Park is even worse.

Not been to the zoo for years. Not a fan 9f them in general.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Not been to the zoo for years. Not a fan 9f them in general.

Because the animals should've stayed at their own bit? 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Because the animals should've stayed at their own bit? 

Yip only interested in native species. Won't even look at a monkey.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Do you mean the park or the zoo? The park has been left to go to shit since they closed the golf course. Fucking disgrace. Caird Park is even worse.

Not been to the zoo for years. Not a fan 9f them in general.

I think both areas have gone to ratshit.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

No you don't. No one does. 

I’ve no shame in saying I was front and centre on the Stars25 tour.

boy pumped some excellent women. Admirable. Good live aswell.

[sigh]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Yip only interested in native species. Won't even look at a monkey.

You dont catch monkeypox just by looking at them

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I’ve no shame in saying I was front and centre on the Stars25 tour.

boy pumped some excellent women. Admirable. Good live aswell.

You get snooty about all sorts of music yet are an enthusiastic fan of Simply Red. Bizarre. 

They've a few listenable/catchy tracks but I expected them to be termed as "novelty music" or something by a self-proclaimed "muso" such as yourself. 
 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Going to this Parkoid? 
 

The Mrs wants to go to the Saturday, she likes the Charlatans, I think. I'll go if it's sunny. Shite music but a day in the sun boozing will be fine.

Is the Tom Maguire guy a Tom Petty and the heartbreakers tribute? That might be alright.  

[Poodler]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You get snooty about all sorts of music yet are an enthusiastic fan of Simply Red. Bizarre. 

They've a few listenable/catchy tracks but I expected them to be termed as "novelty music" or something by a self-proclaimed "muso" such as yourself. 
 

Always a time and a place for some leftfield choices. I’ve earned my stripes, can dip my toes where I please.

 

 

looking at that line up - The Twang!!!! NOWAY are they back! Awful the first time round 

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We all have our guilty pleasures re music. Can't beat a bit of Phil Collins

Vastly superior to Simply Red tbh. 

Still pish though. 

[Poodler]

I know you’re at it Hanzdinka but come away, SR have far better songs than PC

something got me started beats against all odds EDOTW

[The Hulk]

39 minutes ago, Poodler said:

looking at that line up - The Twang!!!! NOWAY are they back! Awful the first time round 

A couple of afc chat veterans and myself performed Live Forever with The Twang sometime circa 2008. They kind of disappeared from public view after that, understandably put down by the high standard of our performance. Maybe it's time to get the band back together and kill them off once and for all...

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I’ve no shame in saying I was front and centre on the Stars25 tour.

boy pumped some excellent women. Admirable. Good live aswell.

That’s some poor fishing. 
 

SR will be devastated you weren’t declaring your love for him